• Funny OMEGLE conversations
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: za`NOO! You: steam Stranger: fullna Stranger: s You: what Stranger: zimbabweean? You: im from china You: ??? ???? Stranger: CHING CHONG CHINA MAN You: yes You: what are you Stranger: im england You: oh so you sip tea and eat crumpets? Stranger: bahahaha Stranger: lol You: oi? Stranger: oh no Stranger: i like green tea Stranger: you prob heard of that lol You: i drink arizona gree tea You: shits good son Stranger: yeah Stranger: u smoke weed? You: yeah man You: all day You: trippin out to pink floyd You: thats the stuff Stranger: sweet You: how often do you? Stranger: Coke is better You: coke will mess you up badly Stranger: welcome to my fucking world You: weed is actually good for you lmao You: helps you think better and stuff You: dont do coke man its bad Stranger: too late Stranger: im killing myself soon Stranger: assisted sucide Stranger: suicide You: how? You: how are you gonna do it i mean You: i know how you feel You: i attempted suicide before You: i was on 25mg paxil and got better You: still taking the meds though but lowered to 15mg You: you should see a docter Stranger: fuck doctores You: i know i felt the same way before i went You: how nothings going to help and im a worthless shit You: but you have to push yourself Stranger: i cant You: what about your family and friends Stranger: what friends You: well You: family You: people you know Stranger: i moved to england You: killing yourself would be turning your back on them Stranger: im from usa You: well You: just think about going to the doctor You: you have a chance You: i was in the same situation You: so... dont kill yourself? You: he'll diagnose you for depression and give you ssri's or benzodiapines like paxil im taking You: itll help you alot Stranger: too late Stranger: my noose is ready Stranger: bye. You: im not letting that happen You: i have your ip Stranger: lol Stranger: i was jkin u know Stranger: im just a bored guy You: yes i figured You: and im just a good story teller You: lmfao Stranger: xD Stranger: i do self harm though You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi! =) You: Hi Stranger: how are youi? You: Fine and Dandy You: You? Stranger: im fine too tanks! You: TANK You: LOUIS You: GET THE PILLS You: OH SHIT You: ZOEY IS DOWN You: SMOKER You: Sorry You: Where were we? Stranger: haha omg. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: lol You: :D Stranger: lol Stranger: how r u? You: i r roflz You: i haz a feicpunch profil You: no, talk normal English please Stranger: ok Stranger: i see Stranger: so Stranger: where are you from,friend? You: Bulgaria You: in Europe Stranger: hmmm Stranger: i'm fom Taiwan xD Stranger: lol You: Is it cool? Stranger: what's your first language? You: Bulgarian You: 2nd ENGLISH\ You: 3rd German Stranger: oooo Stranger: i know your country now xD You: :/ Stranger: i just searching on the internet xD You: ohh Stranger: are you girl? You: do you have HL2? You: no Stranger: HL2? Stranger: what's that? You: Half Life 2 You: a game by Valve Corporation You: haven't you heard of it? Stranger: no,i'm dont play game Stranger: no. Stranger: i just hear CS Stranger: xD Stranger: my brother playing the online game xD You: Counter Strike? Stranger: yes Stranger: you know? Stranger: wow Stranger: do you also playing it? Stranger: hello? You: Some times You: Left 4 Dead? You: Have you heard of it? Stranger: no Stranger: i seldom play game... You: seldom...right... You: well bye! You: :) Stranger: bye You have disconnected.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Oh shit. Stranger: Hi you: Yes, ummm...hello. Stranger: Not here you: Cops are right outside my door. You: I need a place to hide. You: Shit... You: Why did i buy all that crack? Stranger: ??? You: I don't wanna go to jail again! You: You gotta hide me! Stranger: Ok you: I live 6 blocks down your road. Stranger: No you: Break into my house and take me home with you. You: Or just hide me somewhere. Stranger: Stay there i m cmng you: Theyre gonna break into the door. Stranger: Wait.... You: Make sure i know your not a cop so i dont shoot you. Stranger: No i m not you: But i mean when you come in. You: Wouldn't want to kill you, buddy. Stranger: I wont be you: Well... You: Nice meeting you you: Come visit me at the prison sometime... You: Unless i get death this time. Stranger: Fish off your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]01:20pm[/editline] [quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello stranger: Hi you: Facepunch? Stranger: ??? You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com[/url] stranger: I have no idea what that is you: You must be very sheltered. You: Go there you: And have fun. Stranger: Pass your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]01:29pm[/editline] [quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey, you okay today? You: Iherdulike mudkipz? Stranger: Whattt stranger: Is that english you: I...herd...u...liek...mudkipz! Stranger: I don't know what mudkipz is you: Pokemon stranger: I like nude pics? Lol stranger: Lol stranger: I love charizard stranger: He's sexy stranger: And turns me on you: Unbeliever! You: You will burn in hell. Stranger: Or squirtle is pretty darn cute stranger: You like charmander? Stranger: Or blastoise? You: You will burn. Stranger: You will you: Mudkip is the one true savior. Stranger: You winn burn, ash. Stranger: Midkip stranger: Fjsdlkfjsda stranger: Fuck you mudkip! You: Pray to mudkip he will forgive your sins. Stranger: You fuck mudkip in the ass every sunday morning you: No u! Stranger: No, i fuck other things every sunday morning <3 you: Not anymore you dont. Stranger: Stuffed animals? Stranger: I love to hump them you: I killed those. Stranger: They make me wet down there you: Wait...m or f? Stranger: Is is sad your strangely turning me on with your weirdness stranger: Female you: Ooh. Stranger: How about you you: Male stranger: Sometimes i just need a cock to suck on or someone to turn me on you: Let me be your stuffed animals. Stranger: I'd love that baby boy stranger: But i like it rough stranger: You have to hump me hard back you: Ok. Stranger: To make me scream and cum you: Umm...gurls can cum now? Stranger: And then i want to take my tongue and slide it up and down your cock then suck on your head stranger: Til you cum in my mouth stranger: Yes girls cum you: Rlly you make white stuff? Stranger: Yeah look at my thong stranger: There's white stuff in there now, cum... Stranger: I orgasm and i cum stranger: Like boys you: Just send me naked pics of you and well call it even. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]01:51PM[/editline] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: moi söps You: Do you speak english? Stranger: no en tietenkää You: Well I speak english. Stranger: ur an idiot, but im retard You: Correction you are both. You: I am neither. Stranger: :/ sorry about that little mistake You: So. You: How is life in the zoo for you? Stranger: im not in the zoo, they havent found me yet You: What is your current location? You: I'll find and hide you. Stranger: ;O Stranger: i dont trust u You: Ok, well if you don't have any kind of camoflauge or weapons, the zoo will find you. You: I suggest blending in with the military and going to iraq. You: The US Military. Stranger: they cant find me. i think im chameleon You: really/ You: wait till they turn on the radar. You: Oh hey, look at that. Flashing green dot. You: We found you. You: Please do not move. Stranger: im already running You: we will open fire You: tranqulizer darts usually drop a person like you pretty quick. Stranger: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! You: let us arm the guns. Stranger: :( Stranger: ur cruel You: You shouldn't have ran in the first place. You: Oh...the shooters are taking aim... You: Firing. Stranger: am i dead now? You: no, just asleep You: we're transporting you to your cage. Stranger: is it nice and warm? You: No, it's filled with bloody spikes You: and the walls are electrified. You: and other shit. You: YOU WILL SUFFER FOR RUNNING FROM US! Stranger: well i think it should be easy to do suicide then.. You: nope. You: We made your skin into pillows. You: Luckily arctic winds go right through the pillows. Stranger: shit ): You: we might feed you if you quit trying to escape. You: you know...more than the minimum, You: so you could actually live sort of good. Stranger: GOOD O_o You: Aside from when we make the "animals" fight for our enjoyment. You: Not to the death, that would just be mean You: but still the arena is pretty bloody. You: If an "animal" gets killed, we doctor them back to life. You: Well... You: Good luck. You have disconnected.[/quote] [editline]01:54PM[/editline] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Hello, and again, Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. Stranger: what the fuck You: We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. You: Your specimin has been analyzed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. You: Stand back. The Portal will open in 3...2...1. You: -portal opens- Stranger: can i go to atlantis Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]02:44PM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: a: 16 s: male l: 12 inches Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1146262/Omegle%20conversation%20log%20(1).html[/url] Spam time? :wink:
[QUOTE=aualin;20301852][url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1146262/Omegle%20conversation%20log%20(1).html[/url] Spam time? :wink:[/QUOTE] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how's it going? You: Its going like my boner...down... Stranger: best of luck You: Wait... Stranger: yes? You: WAIT! You: [email]tr39ang031@yahoo.com[/email] You: Pleaseeeeee....emil me! Stranger: why? You: Cause I want emails... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wtf did i do?
Maybe... You smell
Stranger: 19 m india You: 3 minutes sandvitch oven Stranger: wat does that mean Stranger: m not getting ur code words You: Haven't you ever met a sandwitch? Stranger: i have eaten sandwiches You: D: You: How cruel are you! You: You're a murderer! Stranger: haha Stranger: wat does sandwich mean in ur language' You: Sandwitch means sandwitch. Stranger: double meaning or something You: No. You: I am a sandwitch. You: A real one. Stranger: sandwitch in the sense? You: No, a ham sandwitch. Stranger: wat bullshit You: No! Stranger: u just come here to play,right? You: Nope. You: I'm waiting for the guy to eat me. Stranger: i wanna make real friends You: Am I a bad friend? Stranger: stop it,will u? Stranger: nope You: Okay, let's pretend that I'm a human. Stranger: i m liking u Stranger: but u r trying to hide urself Stranger: behind sandwitches Stranger: lol You: I am just one of the kind. Stranger: rather within sandwitches You: Do you like pancakes best than sandwitches? You: I think they're awful! Stranger: stop this rubbish honey Stranger: tell me Stranger: tell me everything You: Everything? Stranger: i m here to listen to u You: You are. Stranger: really You: Am I soft and moist? You: I'm right out of the oven. Stranger: u r just pretending to be some1 else Stranger: bcoz u hate ur life Stranger: and u hate the world You: What, I don'alpmdsjg;las,gasdg You: HELP You: A guy's gonna eat me! You: he l Stranger: see urself You: p Stranger: believe me,i m good at heart
[QUOTE][B]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/B] [B]Stranger:[/B] Heyyyyyyyyy [B]You:[/B] Ass. [B]You:[/B] I can already tell. [B]Stranger:[/B] Do u mean asl? [B]You:[/B] Ass, as in butthole. [B]Stranger:[/B] Ok [B]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B][/QUOTE] What an ass.
Stranger: Hiiiii (: You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That prank is old.
Gets em every time though. :smug:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Lets have some fun this beat is sick. You: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. Stranger: little darling Stranger: it's been a long cold lonely w&#305;nter Stranger: little darling You: mmm whacha say You: mmm you only meant well Stranger: it feels like years Stranger: since it's been here Stranger: here comes the sun You: well of course you did You: What is love? Stranger: here comes the sun You: Baby don't hurt me You: Don't hurt me, Stranger: and i say You: no more. Stranger: it's alright Stranger: little darling You: Don't stop me now, Stranger: the smiles return&#305;ng to the faces You: Cause I'm having a good time You: Having a good time Stranger: little darling Stranger: it seems like years You: Chocolate Raiiiin Stranger: since its been here Stranger: here comes the sun You: Some stay dry while others feel the pain Stranger: doo doo doo doo Stranger: here comes the sun Stranger: and &#305; say Stranger: its alright You: Never gonna give you up You: Never gonna let you down You: Never gonna run around and You: desert you You: never gonna make ya cry You: never gonna saaay goodbye Stranger: damn i got rick rolled again You: never tell and lie and, hurt you Stranger: kay Stranger: thanks Stranger: where are you from You: This is goning on Facepunch You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Talk to strangers! 4700 users online You: hi Stranger: Yes, i see You: how are you Stranger: I'm fine ;D Stranger: asl You: ? Stranger: please Stranger: Age sex location You: 23 female nh Stranger: nh ? You: new hampshire Stranger: Where is it ? You: United states of america Stranger: ah ^^ Stranger: I live in france -______- You: well bye You have disconnected.
just happened: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, f here You: hi, m here Stranger: shocker Stranger: why are you here You: veru You: waiting for a phone call and facepunch is out of good topics You: you? Stranger: facepunch Stranger: you faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]08:05PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: asl? You: are you going to disconnect if i say 23 m finland? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, male 24, you? You: Hi, C3PO, 836. Stranger: i'm darth vader! You: You foolish fool, Darth Vader isn't 24!!! You: you're such a faggot. Stranger: i'm vader ... whan he was young! You: That was Anakin Skywalker you ass. Stranger: ok You: I know stuff more than you. Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]04:01PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello there! You: wanna share secrets about butt plugs? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=tulisa7cm;20266507] :words: [/QUOTE] Fucking hell i dident even attempt to read that...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Gimme your lunch money, dweeb. Stranger: shut up dick head You: *punch* Stranger: didnt hurt bitch Stranger: wow ur an insomniac You: *bully evades* *bully uses Stomp* Stranger: wow ur dumb You: *attack ineffective* *bully uses Gatorade* You: *bully's energy restores* Stranger: bitch go suck on ur dads dick Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]04:20PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi, this conversation will be on Facepunch Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]04:30PM[/editline] I know it's my 3rd one in a row, but still, XD! I love making conversations turn for the worst... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: what's up? You: sup, man, it's been awhile. Stranger: i know... i can't even remember how long You: I can't remember... where did we last meet? Stranger: I think it was at that one party... Stranger: who's was it again? You: Oh, yeah, it was "Hat" Andrew's house. Remember, when that one kid died of alcohol poisoning? Stranger: omg that's right You: yeah, and Lars started pissing all over him. You: It turned me on. Stranger: Yeah that one insane night! You: Yeah, I think I still have Amanda's left earlobe in my closet somewhere... Stranger: You keep it on ice or something... i would have it would decay? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m looking for other m for sex chat.. You: ok Stranger: asl You: 16 m spain Stranger: 18 m canada Stranger: so.. what do u like?? You: dick You: the dick tracy show You: he's so funny You: did you see that one episo- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HAy thar Stranger: hey! my name is chelsea and i just turned 18 and Im about 2 do my first nude cam Stranger: My webcam is [url]http://videochat4singles.com/xtremeblonde[/url] Do you think I'm hot? You: So what Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap You: IM 12 WHAT IS THIS Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
*runs into ex* Ex: Oh its you *kicks ex and runs away* Minilandstan has logged off Ex: What just happened?
ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, you may ask me 5 questions and I'll answer them all truthfully. GO! Stranger: OK Stranger: Lets see Stranger: If the earth was closer to the sun, would we have permenant tans? Stranger: #2 Stranger: If we drilled to the center of the earth, would we strike gold? Stranger: #3 Stranger: Does laser eye surgery really work? Stranger: #4 Stranger: If a man had tits, would he starve to death playing with them all day? Stranger: #5 Stranger: If you had super mans powers, would you be good or evil? Stranger: and go with the answers You: 1. You mean would we all be black? No, we'd be dead. 2. We'd strike gold along the way, but we'd also again be dead. 3. Yes, but it'll kill you. 4. Yes. He'd be dead. 5. I'd be the worst motherfucker ever to live. You'd all be dead. Stranger: i see, well thanks for that You: No worries. Stranger: can you send me a link to your dick? You: [url]http://lefteyeonthemedia.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cheney-dick-benign.jpg[/url] Stranger: thanks bitch
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I love you Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Why wont nobody love me back :''(
Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: female or male? You: female Stranger: are u horny? You: very :) Stranger: how old are u babe? You: 16 Stranger: i love tight pussy Stranger: r u a virgin? You: yes Stranger: tell me something hott You: Im rubbing my cock right now You: my big cock Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: shove it up ur ass You: i should try that one day Stranger: ur a fag You: its pretty long so i could You: like 20 inch Stranger: congrats make ur moom suck it That's classic.
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You: 42 Stranger: Arthur? Arthur Dent? You: Mah Lazor Stranger: what? Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king. King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"? [Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat] Messenger: Madman! You're a madman! King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there. Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger! King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same! Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness! King Leonidas: Madness...? [shouting] King Leonidas: This is Sparta! [Kicks the messenger down the well] Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: 16 f into sex talk You: [Squidward speaks unintelligable words] SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, we already played Babble Like an Idiot. Squidward: Why are you still here? SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make a new one. I've already filled this book with ideas. We should be able to finish by January Squidward: Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE! SpongeBob SquarePants: Why would I do that? Squidward: Because the pie you ate was a bomb! SpongeBob SquarePants: What pie? Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning! That I bought from the pirates for 25 bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb. That pie! SpongeBob SquarePants: A pie? Oh, you mean this pie. I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. [trips] SpongeBob SquarePants: Oops. [pie lands on Squidward's face and causes big explosion] Squidward: Ouch. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey i am a 12 years old horny boy who wants a sexy girl to cam with and trade naked pics if ur interested add my msn: chris-fredrik*hotmail* Stranger: hey Stranger: fuck you asshole! You: fuck u bich :))) You: i can kill u You: my dad is a cop You: and he has a gun Stranger: do it bitch! ill rape you lil girl!!!! You: wtf You: u r a fag You: shut up Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I sure showed him.
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