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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more
interesting to talk about!
Stranger: za`NOO!
You: steam
Stranger: fullna
Stranger: s
You: what
Stranger: zimbabweean?
You: im from china
You: ??? ????
Stranger: CHING CHONG CHINA MAN
You: yes
You: what are you
Stranger: im england
You: oh so you sip tea and eat crumpets?
Stranger: bahahaha
Stranger: lol
You: oi?
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i like green tea
Stranger: you prob heard of that lol
You: i drink arizona gree tea
You: shits good son
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u smoke weed?
You: yeah man
You: all day
You: trippin out to pink floyd
You: thats the stuff
Stranger: sweet
You: how often do you?
Stranger: Coke is better
You: coke will mess you up badly
Stranger: welcome to my fucking world
You: weed is actually good for you lmao
You: helps you think better and stuff
You: dont do coke man its bad
Stranger: too late
Stranger: im killing myself soon
Stranger: assisted sucide
Stranger: suicide
You: how?
You: how are you gonna do it i mean
You: i know how you feel
You: i attempted suicide before
You: i was on 25mg paxil and got better
You: still taking the meds though but lowered to 15mg
You: you should see a docter
Stranger: fuck doctores
You: i know i felt the same way before i went
You: how nothings going to help and im a worthless shit
You: but you have to push yourself
Stranger: i cant
You: what about your family and friends
Stranger: what friends
You: well
You: family
You: people you know
Stranger: i moved to england
You: killing yourself would be turning your back on them
Stranger: im from usa
You: well
You: just think about going to the doctor
You: you have a chance
You: i was in the same situation
You: so... dont kill yourself?
You: he'll diagnose you for depression and give you ssri's or
benzodiapines like paxil im taking
You: itll help you alot
Stranger: too late
Stranger: my noose is ready
Stranger: bye.
You: im not letting that happen
You: i have your ip
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i was jkin u know
Stranger: im just a bored guy
You: yes i figured
You: and im just a good story teller
You: lmfao
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i do self harm though
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Stranger: hi! =)
You: Hi
Stranger: how are youi?
You: Fine and Dandy
You: You?
Stranger: im fine too tanks!
You: TANK
You: LOUIS
You: GET THE PILLS
You: OH SHIT
You: ZOEY IS DOWN
You: SMOKER
You: Sorry
You: Where were we?
Stranger: haha omg.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: lol
You: :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how r u?
You: i r roflz
You: i haz a feicpunch profil
You: no, talk normal English please
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so
Stranger: where are you from,friend?
You: Bulgaria
You: in Europe
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i'm fom Taiwan xD
Stranger: lol
You: Is it cool?
Stranger: what's your first language?
You: Bulgarian
You: 2nd ENGLISH\
You: 3rd German
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: i know your country now xD
You: :/
Stranger: i just searching on the internet xD
You: ohh
Stranger: are you girl?
You: do you have HL2?
You: no
Stranger: HL2?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Half Life 2
You: a game by Valve Corporation
You: haven't you heard of it?
Stranger: no,i'm dont play game
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i just hear CS
Stranger: xD
Stranger: my brother playing the online game xD
You: Counter Strike?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you know?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: do you also playing it?
Stranger: hello?
You: Some times
You: Left 4 Dead?
You: Have you heard of it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i seldom play game...
You: seldom...right...
You: well bye!
You: :)
Stranger: bye
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[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh shit.
Stranger: Hi
you: Yes, ummm...hello.
Stranger: Not here
you: Cops are right outside my door.
You: I need a place to hide.
You: Shit...
You: Why did i buy all that crack?
Stranger: ???
You: I don't wanna go to jail again!
You: You gotta hide me!
Stranger: Ok
you: I live 6 blocks down your road.
Stranger: No
you: Break into my house and take me home with you.
You: Or just hide me somewhere.
Stranger: Stay there i m cmng
you: Theyre gonna break into the door.
Stranger: Wait....
You: Make sure i know your not a cop so i dont shoot you.
Stranger: No i m not
you: But i mean when you come in.
You: Wouldn't want to kill you, buddy.
Stranger: I wont be
you: Well...
You: Nice meeting you
you: Come visit me at the prison sometime...
You: Unless i get death this time.
Stranger: Fish off
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[editline]01:20pm[/editline]
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
stranger: Hi
you: Facepunch?
Stranger: ???
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com[/url]
stranger: I have no idea what that is
you: You must be very sheltered.
You: Go there
you: And have fun.
Stranger: Pass
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[editline]01:29pm[/editline]
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, you okay today?
You: Iherdulike mudkipz?
Stranger: Whattt
stranger: Is that english
you: I...herd...u...liek...mudkipz!
Stranger: I don't know what mudkipz is
you: Pokemon
stranger: I like nude pics? Lol
stranger: Lol
stranger: I love charizard
stranger: He's sexy
stranger: And turns me on
you: Unbeliever!
You: You will burn in hell.
Stranger: Or squirtle is pretty darn cute
stranger: You like charmander?
Stranger: Or blastoise?
You: You will burn.
Stranger: You will
you: Mudkip is the one true savior.
Stranger: You winn burn, ash.
Stranger: Midkip
stranger: Fjsdlkfjsda
stranger: Fuck you mudkip!
You: Pray to mudkip he will forgive your sins.
Stranger: You fuck mudkip in the ass every sunday morning
you: No u!
Stranger: No, i fuck other things every sunday morning <3
you: Not anymore you dont.
Stranger: Stuffed animals?
Stranger: I love to hump them
you: I killed those.
Stranger: They make me wet down there
you: Wait...m or f?
Stranger: Is is sad your strangely turning me on with your weirdness
stranger: Female
you: Ooh.
Stranger: How about you
you: Male
stranger: Sometimes i just need a cock to suck on or someone to turn me on
you: Let me be your stuffed animals.
Stranger: I'd love that baby boy
stranger: But i like it rough
stranger: You have to hump me hard back
you: Ok.
Stranger: To make me scream and cum
you: Umm...gurls can cum now?
Stranger: And then i want to take my tongue and slide it up and down your cock then suck on your head
stranger: Til you cum in my mouth
stranger: Yes girls cum
you: Rlly you make white stuff?
Stranger: Yeah look at my thong
stranger: There's white stuff in there now, cum...
Stranger: I orgasm and i cum
stranger: Like boys
you: Just send me naked pics of you and well call it even.
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[editline]01:51PM[/editline]
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi söps
You: Do you speak english?
Stranger: no en tietenkää
You: Well I speak english.
Stranger: ur an idiot, but im retard
You: Correction you are both.
You: I am neither.
Stranger: :/ sorry about that little mistake
You: So.
You: How is life in the zoo for you?
Stranger: im not in the zoo, they havent found me yet
You: What is your current location?
You: I'll find and hide you.
Stranger: ;O
Stranger: i dont trust u
You: Ok, well if you don't have any kind of camoflauge or weapons, the zoo will find you.
You: I suggest blending in with the military and going to iraq.
You: The US Military.
Stranger: they cant find me. i think im chameleon
You: really/
You: wait till they turn on the radar.
You: Oh hey, look at that. Flashing green dot.
You: We found you.
You: Please do not move.
Stranger: im already running
You: we will open fire
You: tranqulizer darts usually drop a person like you pretty quick.
Stranger: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: let us arm the guns.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: ur cruel
You: You shouldn't have ran in the first place.
You: Oh...the shooters are taking aim...
You: Firing.
Stranger: am i dead now?
You: no, just asleep
You: we're transporting you to your cage.
Stranger: is it nice and warm?
You: No, it's filled with bloody spikes
You: and the walls are electrified.
You: and other shit.
You: YOU WILL SUFFER FOR RUNNING FROM US!
Stranger: well i think it should be easy to do suicide then..
You: nope.
You: We made your skin into pillows.
You: Luckily arctic winds go right through the pillows.
Stranger: shit ):
You: we might feed you if you quit trying to escape.
You: you know...more than the minimum,
You: so you could actually live sort of good.
Stranger: GOOD O_o
You: Aside from when we make the "animals" fight for our enjoyment.
You: Not to the death, that would just be mean
You: but still the arena is pretty bloody.
You: If an "animal" gets killed, we doctor them back to life.
You: Well...
You: Good luck.
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[editline]01:54PM[/editline]
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hello, and again, Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
Stranger: what the fuck
You: We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
You: Your specimin has been analyzed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
You: Stand back. The Portal will open in 3...2...1.
You: -portal opens-
Stranger: can i go to atlantis
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[editline]02:44PM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: a: 16 s: male l: 12 inches
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[QUOTE=aualin;20301852][url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1146262/Omegle%20conversation%20log%20(1).html[/url]
Spam time? :wink:[/QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how's it going?
You: Its going like my boner...down...
Stranger: best of luck
You: Wait...
Stranger: yes?
You: WAIT!
You: [email]tr39ang031@yahoo.com[/email]
You: Pleaseeeeee....emil me!
Stranger: why?
You: Cause I want emails...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wtf did i do?
Maybe... You smell
Stranger: 19 m india
You: 3 minutes sandvitch oven
Stranger: wat does that mean
Stranger: m not getting ur code words
You: Haven't you ever met a sandwitch?
Stranger: i have eaten sandwiches
You: D:
You: How cruel are you!
You: You're a murderer!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wat does sandwich mean in ur language'
You: Sandwitch means sandwitch.
Stranger: double meaning or something
You: No.
You: I am a sandwitch.
You: A real one.
Stranger: sandwitch in the sense?
You: No, a ham sandwitch.
Stranger: wat bullshit
You: No!
Stranger: u just come here to play,right?
You: Nope.
You: I'm waiting for the guy to eat me.
Stranger: i wanna make real friends
You: Am I a bad friend?
Stranger: stop it,will u?
Stranger: nope
You: Okay, let's pretend that I'm a human.
Stranger: i m liking u
Stranger: but u r trying to hide urself
Stranger: behind sandwitches
Stranger: lol
You: I am just one of the kind.
Stranger: rather within sandwitches
You: Do you like pancakes best than sandwitches?
You: I think they're awful!
Stranger: stop this rubbish honey
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: tell me everything
You: Everything?
Stranger: i m here to listen to u
You: You are.
Stranger: really
You: Am I soft and moist?
You: I'm right out of the oven.
Stranger: u r just pretending to be some1 else
Stranger: bcoz u hate ur life
Stranger: and u hate the world
You: What, I don'alpmdsjg;las,gasdg
You: HELP
You: A guy's gonna eat me!
You: he l
Stranger: see urself
You: p
Stranger: believe me,i m good at heart
[QUOTE][B]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/B]
[B]Stranger:[/B] Heyyyyyyyyy
[B]You:[/B] Ass.
[B]You:[/B] I can already tell.
[B]Stranger:[/B] Do u mean asl?
[B]You:[/B] Ass, as in butthole.
[B]Stranger:[/B] Ok
[B]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B][/QUOTE]
What an ass.
Stranger: Hiiiii (:
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That prank is old.
Gets em every time though. :smug:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Lets have some fun this beat is sick.
You: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
Stranger: little darling
Stranger: it's been a long cold lonely wınter
Stranger: little darling
You: mmm whacha say
You: mmm you only meant well
Stranger: it feels like years
Stranger: since it's been here
Stranger: here comes the sun
You: well of course you did
You: What is love?
Stranger: here comes the sun
You: Baby don't hurt me
You: Don't hurt me,
Stranger: and i say
You: no more.
Stranger: it's alright
Stranger: little darling
You: Don't stop me now,
Stranger: the smiles returnıng to the faces
You: Cause I'm having a good time
You: Having a good time
Stranger: little darling
Stranger: it seems like years
You: Chocolate Raiiiin
Stranger: since its been here
Stranger: here comes the sun
You: Some stay dry while others feel the pain
Stranger: doo doo doo doo
Stranger: here comes the sun
Stranger: and ı say
Stranger: its alright
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and
You: desert you
You: never gonna make ya cry
You: never gonna saaay goodbye
Stranger: damn i got rick rolled again
You: never tell and lie and, hurt you
Stranger: kay
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: where are you from
You: This is goning on Facepunch
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Talk to strangers!
4700 users online
You: hi
Stranger: Yes, i see
You: how are you
Stranger: I'm fine ;D
Stranger: asl
You: ?
Stranger: please
Stranger: Age sex location
You: 23 female nh
Stranger: nh ?
You: new hampshire
Stranger: Where is it ?
You: United states of america
Stranger: ah ^^
Stranger: I live in france -______-
You: well bye
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just happened:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, f here
You: hi, m here
Stranger: shocker
Stranger: why are you here
You: veru
You: waiting for a phone call and facepunch is out of good topics
You: you?
Stranger: facepunch
Stranger: you faggot
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[editline]08:05PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: are you going to disconnect if i say 23 m finland?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, male 24, you?
You: Hi, C3PO, 836.
Stranger: i'm darth vader!
You: You foolish fool, Darth Vader isn't 24!!!
You: you're such a faggot.
Stranger: i'm vader ... whan he was young!
You: That was Anakin Skywalker you ass.
Stranger: ok
You: I know stuff more than you.
Stranger: bye
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[editline]04:01PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello there!
You: wanna share secrets about butt plugs?
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[QUOTE=tulisa7cm;20266507] :words: [/QUOTE]
Fucking hell i dident even attempt to read that...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Gimme your lunch money, dweeb.
Stranger: shut up dick head
You: *punch*
Stranger: didnt hurt bitch
Stranger: wow ur an insomniac
You: *bully evades* *bully uses Stomp*
Stranger: wow ur dumb
You: *attack ineffective* *bully uses Gatorade*
You: *bully's energy restores*
Stranger: bitch go suck on ur dads dick
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[editline]04:20PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, this conversation will be on Facepunch
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[editline]04:30PM[/editline]
I know it's my 3rd one in a row, but still, XD! I love making conversations turn for the worst...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's up?
You: sup, man, it's been awhile.
Stranger: i know... i can't even remember how long
You: I can't remember... where did we last meet?
Stranger: I think it was at that one party...
Stranger: who's was it again?
You: Oh, yeah, it was "Hat" Andrew's house. Remember, when that one kid died of alcohol poisoning?
Stranger: omg that's right
You: yeah, and Lars started pissing all over him.
You: It turned me on.
Stranger: Yeah that one insane night!
You: Yeah, I think I still have Amanda's left earlobe in my closet somewhere...
Stranger: You keep it on ice or something... i would have it would decay?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m looking for other m for sex chat..
You: ok
Stranger: asl
You: 16 m spain
Stranger: 18 m canada
Stranger: so.. what do u like??
You: dick
You: the dick tracy show
You: he's so funny
You: did you see that one episo-
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAy thar
Stranger: hey! my name is chelsea and i just turned 18 and Im about 2 do my first nude cam
Stranger: My webcam is [url]http://videochat4singles.com/xtremeblonde[/url] Do you think I'm hot?
You: So what
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: IM 12 WHAT IS THIS
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or save this log or send us feedback.
*runs into ex*
Ex: Oh its you
*kicks ex and runs away*
Minilandstan has logged off
Ex: What just happened?
ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, you may ask me 5 questions and I'll answer them all truthfully. GO!
Stranger: OK
Stranger: Lets see
Stranger: If the earth was closer to the sun, would we have permenant tans?
Stranger: #2
Stranger: If we drilled to the center of the earth, would we strike gold?
Stranger: #3
Stranger: Does laser eye surgery really work?
Stranger: #4
Stranger: If a man had tits, would he starve to death playing with them all day?
Stranger: #5
Stranger: If you had super mans powers, would you be good or evil?
Stranger: and go with the answers
You: 1. You mean would we all be black? No, we'd be dead. 2. We'd strike gold along the way, but we'd also again be dead. 3. Yes, but it'll kill you. 4. Yes. He'd be dead. 5. I'd be the worst motherfucker ever to live. You'd all be dead.
Stranger: i see, well thanks for that
You: No worries.
Stranger: can you send me a link to your dick?
You: [url]http://lefteyeonthemedia.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cheney-dick-benign.jpg[/url]
Stranger: thanks bitch
[url]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/1582/original/picard-facepalm.jpg[/url]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Why wont nobody love me back :''(
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: female or male?
You: female
Stranger: are u horny?
You: very :)
Stranger: how old are u babe?
You: 16
Stranger: i love tight pussy
Stranger: r u a virgin?
You: yes
Stranger: tell me something hott
You: Im rubbing my cock right now
You: my big cock
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: shove it up ur ass
You: i should try that one day
Stranger: ur a fag
You: its pretty long so i could
You: like 20 inch
Stranger: congrats make ur moom suck it
That's classic.
You: 42
Stranger: Arthur? Arthur Dent?
You: Mah Lazor
Stranger: what?
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...?
[shouting]
King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
[Kicks the messenger down the well] Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: 16 f into sex talk
You: [Squidward speaks unintelligable words]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, we already played Babble Like an Idiot.
Squidward: Why are you still here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make a new one. I've already filled this book with ideas. We should be able to finish by January
Squidward: Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why would I do that?
Squidward: Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
SpongeBob SquarePants: What pie?
Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning! That I bought from the pirates for 25 bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb. That pie!
SpongeBob SquarePants: A pie? Oh, you mean this pie. I was saving it in my pocket for us to share.
[trips]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oops.
[pie lands on Squidward's face and causes big explosion]
Squidward: Ouch.
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey i am a 12 years old horny boy who wants a sexy girl to cam with and trade naked pics if ur interested add my msn: chris-fredrik*hotmail*
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fuck you asshole!
You: fuck u bich :)))
You: i can kill u
You: my dad is a cop
You: and he has a gun
Stranger: do it bitch! ill rape you lil girl!!!!
You: wtf
You: u r a fag
You: shut up
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I sure showed him.
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