• Funny OMEGLE conversations
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[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE]:saddowns:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: Hoi You: how r u todai? You: guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud? Stranger: im fine.. u? You: awthum You: im You: fartting You: felt You: EW You: JESUS CHRIST You: THAT SMELLS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE You: OH GOODDD Stranger: hahah.. oke.. You: brb imma fap
You: hi Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: stfu You: hi You: hi You: are You: you mexican Stranger: fuck no You: can i borrow your ass You: just for like 3 minutes Stranger: i thinks its embarassing as shit Stranger: to have an ass You: what kind of a pun is that Stranger: tourettes guy You: who dat Stranger: he dead You: oh You: hi Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: u better b a chick if im waisting this much time w u You: hi You: yus You: i girl You: but You: i have a penis Stranger: thought so You: yes You: hi Stranger: hey
Stranger: I'm a guy, I'm 21, I'm bisexual and I'm horny. If you don't like it - disconnect. You: Hmmm,. just what I was looking for Stranger: age? Stranger: :) You: 26 Stranger: mmm nice Stranger: you got a big dick? You: Well I am a Dragon Stranger: ugh not this again Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: heyhey Stranger: ask em 3 questions Stranger: i will answrr then honoestly(: You: Have you ever killed someone? Stranger: no You: Well I did during my time in securitate. Where are you from. Stranger: wowO_o Stranger: netherlands You: What's with the wow? Stranger: you really killed someone? You: Yeah, when I was in securitate. Luckily those days are over. Stranger: r u from the us xd? You: No, Romania Stranger: oh okay cool Stranger: but can i know Stranger: why you killed Stranger: ? Stranger: who was it You: Ceauşescu wanted them dead, what could I do? You: May I tell you something? Stranger: sure Stranger: ? You: This was just an social experiment, I'm actually Swedish and I have never killed anyone. Stranger: Damnn Stranger: -.- Stranger: i was so scared xD Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]04:07PM[/editline] Also this. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.] Stranger: hey asl? xx You: Hello Stranger: 17/f/london x You: Alright, mate. /b/ or Fp? Stranger: what? lol xx You: I've seen this before. You: I'm not that easy to fool. Stranger: :(
[QUOTE=Gushter13;15085802]Now it has 2[/QUOTE] I believe its 3 or 4 threads now, they all drop to page 40, and then people forget about them, and somebody makes a new one without even considering bumping the last one.
[QUOTE=TwistedFate;20307376]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Talk to strangers! 4700 users online You: hi Stranger: Yes, i see You: how are you Stranger: I'm fine ;D Stranger: asl You: ? Stranger: please Stranger: Age sex location You: 23 female nh Stranger: nh ? You: new hampshire Stranger: Where is it ? You: United states of america Stranger: ah ^^ Stranger: I live in france -______- You: well bye You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] New Hampshire FTW! I live there myself.
[quote=tulisma7cm]You: ilk sizin ne kadar büyük bir horoz[/quote] You probably tried 'cock'. It translated to 'horoz'. 'Horoz' means rooster (cock). Also, I don't see why you're comparing a Turkish guy with an Arab. and last, how old are you
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk. You: hey Stranger: are you honking because your horny? You: maybe ;) You: honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk. honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk. You: honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk. You: honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk. Stranger: cool cool Stranger: well i'm out Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote=deadscope;15087037]i made one a few weeks ago so actually theres like 20[/quote] 2+1=20
You: Hey You: This chat is supossed to be funny Stranger: hello You: Now you have to leave Stranger: ok You: Begone Stranger: why ? You: You have to leave You: or is not going to be funny Stranger: why ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey Stranger: from? You: Germany, you? Stranger: GO FUCK UR MOM U BITCH NAZI JEW KILLER [editline]05:56PM[/editline] Stranger: either way Stranger: i have diarrhea. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: No Stranger: fine You: No Stranger: No You: Shit, what do I do now D: Stranger: you're move, Sherlock You: I'll send hitler to kill you Stranger: ooooo Stranger: i'm so terrified You: You should, hitler is made of spagetti Stranger: that just made me giggle You: He will kill you the he will eat you and his loyal german nazis will dance in your brain You: if you know what's good for you you will run Stranger: ::slowly walking...:: You: RUN Stranger: you really need to stop taking those shrooms You: Those are birds, shiny birds You: I smoke shiny birds You: And then they fly happy Stranger: wow. okay loser... You: But... but I win, I'm no loser :( Stranger: no Stranger: you fail Stranger: EPIC FAIL! You: How do you knw that failing isn't winning? You: Probably everyone is crazy and I'm right You: Probably you should be in this room... You: probably you should be dying of hunger in this moment You: Not me You: You You: You You: Not me You: You You: You You: not me Stranger: you need to be institutionalized You: Lies Stranger: you are a crazy motherfucker You: my friend mr. bread says no You: And I trust him Stranger: thats your problem Stranger: you trust bread You: Don't you Stranger: as if bread is your conscience Stranger: seriously bro Stranger: get your self check out You: Mr. Bread says i'm fine You: I don't need fancy check outs Stranger: and then have a clamp put in your nut sack so you can't reproduce crazies like yourself Stranger: castration works too You: what is castration Stranger: seriously? Stranger: are you fucking stupid or something? You: Dr. Hamster is stupid, he eated my right eye Stranger: yeah you suck Stranger: have fun in fantasy land retard Stranger: good bye You: NOOOO Stranger: yes You: NOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey r u a female 14,15 with msn webcam? You: yesh Stranger: cool Stranger: whts ur msn? You: [email]iamadumbass@withno.life[/email] You: Seriously You: Get out Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] Why is this funny?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: M or f? You: Hello,Im Chris Hansen You: Why won't have a seat over there? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :smug:
That purple monkey dishwasher gives me suspisions on someone. She is a friend form high school and like four years ago maybe more she always said purple monkey dishwasher.
[code]You: Hey Stranger: Yo You: Wanna hear a joke? Stranger: sure You: What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You: well? Stranger: ?? Stranger: wat You: You take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline. Stranger: hahahahahahaha that's hilarious You: I know right. You: OH You: How many babies does it take to paint a house? Stranger: idk You: Depends on how hard you can throw them. Stranger: lololololololololololololol You: I love baby jokes. Stranger: I love pussy You: Ditto You: Baby pussy You: oh yeah Stranger: sike I'm out Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it![/code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ima satan You: HI SATAN Stranger: hai! =) You: hows hell? Stranger: friggin awesome. You: lol Stranger: hows earth? You: boring and wet Stranger: wet. lol You: yep been raining for 3 days :) Stranger: hmmm. you should come to hell. we have cookies! You: the cookies are lies!!!! Stranger: i noes... Stranger: but croixssants we do have You: man satan ur one lonely bastered.... Stranger: nope. lots o people in hell. You: yea most of my genoratoin... hows hittler Stranger: he's good. he's grown out his stashe. Stranger: looks pretty bad. Stranger: don't wanna tell him though... Stranger: might get mad You: lol why you care your fucking SATAN! Stranger: tru tru. but ya know im not as terrible as everyone says ya know? are you satanist? You: nope Stranger: o well. thats ok. i am. You: noshit.... Stranger: agree to disagree Stranger: welp. hail me! bai! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. :colbert: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: hi possible rapest :) Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hola Stranger: female? You: si Stranger: horny? You: no fuck off im 15.... Your conversational partner has disconnected. ^not relly i just like fucking with peoples minds u said weird.... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hola Stranger: Greetings Stranger: I represent the Terran Empire Stranger: We're searching for new applicants willing to be evil You: oh yeah this isso going on facepunch Stranger: Do you have facial hair? You: si Stranger: If so, is it a beard? You: no Stranger: That's a shame. Still, you are almost fully qualified. Stranger: Are you willing to be evil? You: no Stranger: That is a shame. Stranger: Evil is a large part of any job in the Empire Stranger: Thank you for your time. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[img]http://wk3.itc.se/img/omegle.png[/img] [editline]07:52PM[/editline] ok
^ Very common.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: asl? You: whats that? You: are you from facepunch?? Stranger: age/ sex/ location sorry everyone asks me it so i thought everyone knew it Stranger: what? You: i live in chad You: godamn rebels You: agdghfghythjfgjh And it ends there. Another one: Stranger: oioi You: sup You: oioi Stranger: pasta You: cheese [editline]12:06PM[/editline] Stranger: heyy Stranger: asl You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] lmao It's so fun doing this. Stranger: If you're a horny male looking for a female, disconnect. I'm a gay male. If you're someone looking for a conversation partner, and you're not a homophobe, stay! I'd love to talk. You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: Hey there. Stranger: 0.o You: Where do you live? You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.] You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny 20 m You: hornier 65 m Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: THE SLUGS. THEY ARE THE UNEXPECTED KILLERS! SOCIETY WILL NEVER PREDICT THEIR UPRISING- REVENGE, REVENNNNNNNGEEEEEE[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey You: type faster You: noooo You: faster Stranger: okay You: yay Stranger: alrigjht Stranger: ;lets go Stranger: im ready You: ds;lkjdslsfdl;ksdlksd;lkkdssd Stranger: you type faster You: thats how speedy I am Stranger: lol face roll Stranger: okay] Stranger: im faster Stranger: then thye speed of light You: so speedy that my friends call me speedy mc gee Stranger: lololololololol You: hot You: or Stranger: THATS WHAT SHE SAID You: not Stranger: hoty You: YOU DECIDE Stranger: hawt Stranger: hawt Stranger: hawt You: sexy Stranger: nha You: fast Stranger: maybe You: or Stranger: idk You: slow Stranger: slow You: I dont know You: where the cold wind blows You: in idahoe You: do Stranger: idahoe suckz You: dodo Stranger: ballllssss You: yes You: or You: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no You: TOO SLOW Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no You: faster Stranger: lawl Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no You: give Stranger: no Stranger: no You: or Stranger: no Stranger: no You: recieve You: MY PET PEEVE Stranger: give You: shit You: or You: hit Stranger: give Stranger: shit You: OR A TIT Stranger: ghrsgkjghlkjhlkjgfdhfkjgfdkhgk You: what Stranger: TITS GTFO You: ratatat tat You: my cat's gone fat Stranger: MOAR Stranger: NAO Stranger: PLZ Stranger: Plzzzzz Stranger: FUk u You: bonka donk donk You: you go plonk You: what You: :3 Stranger: dumbass women all you know is to make sandwhich and but tampoons and play with barbie dolls Stranger: ololololololololloolololololololollo You: wow sexist much? Stranger: maybe You: your so sexist your gay Stranger: okay Stranger: lalwl You: dont You: or You: not Stranger: not You: for a chopp pot You: whuuuuuuuuut Stranger: pork chop You: park chorp Stranger: mmm You: do you go to face punch? You: or do you go to hace clunch You: I think I do both You: on in an auto troph You: s;lkdafjldsfsd;klasfd;sd You: f You: f You: f You: f You: f You: f You: f You: f You: f You: ff You: good by [editline]02:19PM[/editline] You: bleep You: blepp You: bloop You: blop You: blerp
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: "Anyone not shocked by quantum mechanics has not yet understood it." You: Are YOU shocked? Stranger: WTF, Ima not shocked I am confused You: Oh. Stranger: lol You: Then again; "Nobody understands quantum mechanics" ~ Richard Feynman Stranger: ok You: Indeed. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NEW You: THREAD You: FOR You: ME You: AND You: YOU Stranger: ? You: no Stranger: yes You: I refuse Stranger: ok You: the heap You: of grapes You: and bapes Stranger: but those were my grapes!:( You: and child rapes You: so dont screw up
You: hi Stranger: jimmy? You: oh hi :D Stranger: hey, i've been looking for you You: me to You: not You: im not jimmy You: im the FBI Stranger: you're not? You: take a seat Stranger: have you seen jimmy? You: no but im Chris Hanson You: please take a seat You: im sure jimmy is FBI too Stranger: where is he? You: he is in my room looking for people like you behind bars You: bye [editline]12:46PM[/editline] Stranger: hi there stranger!! Stranger: 17/f/NL u? You: neva gonna give you up Stranger: cool! Stranger: i got really drunk last week and need to share this! You: neva gonna let u down Stranger: here is the dirty video my friends recorded... xD Stranger: i h8 that bitches for this :) [url]http://bit.ly/ctouxR[/url] You: neva gunn run around and desert you You: neva gunna make you cry You: neva gunna say goodbye You: neva gunna tell a lie or hurt you
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