[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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[/QUOTE]:saddowns:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: Hoi
You: how r u todai?
You: guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud?
Stranger: im fine.. u?
You: awthum
You: im
You: fartting
You: felt
You: EW
You: JESUS CHRIST
You: THAT SMELLS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE
You: OH GOODDD
Stranger: hahah.. oke..
You: brb imma fap
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: stfu
You: hi
You: hi
You: are
You: you mexican
Stranger: fuck no
You: can i borrow your ass
You: just for like 3 minutes
Stranger: i thinks its embarassing as shit
Stranger: to have an ass
You: what kind of a pun is that
Stranger: tourettes guy
You: who dat
Stranger: he dead
You: oh
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: u better b a chick if im waisting this much time w u
You: hi
You: yus
You: i girl
You: but
You: i have a penis
Stranger: thought so
You: yes
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I'm a guy, I'm 21, I'm bisexual and I'm horny. If you don't like it - disconnect.
You: Hmmm,. just what I was looking for
Stranger: age?
Stranger: :)
You: 26
Stranger: mmm nice
Stranger: you got a big dick?
You: Well I am a Dragon
Stranger: ugh not this again
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: heyhey
Stranger: ask em 3 questions
Stranger: i will answrr then honoestly(:
You: Have you ever killed someone?
Stranger: no
You: Well I did during my time in securitate. Where are you from.
Stranger: wowO_o
Stranger: netherlands
You: What's with the wow?
Stranger: you really killed someone?
You: Yeah, when I was in securitate. Luckily those days are over.
Stranger: r u from the us xd?
You: No, Romania
Stranger: oh okay cool
Stranger: but can i know
Stranger: why you killed
Stranger: ?
Stranger: who was it
You: Ceauşescu wanted them dead, what could I do?
You: May I tell you something?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: ?
You: This was just an social experiment, I'm actually Swedish and I have never killed anyone.
Stranger: Damnn
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: i was so scared xD
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[editline]04:07PM[/editline]
Also this.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hey asl? xx
You: Hello
Stranger: 17/f/london x
You: Alright, mate. /b/ or Fp?
Stranger: what? lol xx
You: I've seen this before.
You: I'm not that easy to fool.
Stranger: :(
[QUOTE=Gushter13;15085802]Now it has 2[/QUOTE]
I believe its 3 or 4 threads now, they all drop to page 40, and then people forget about them, and somebody makes a new one without even considering bumping the last one.
[QUOTE=TwistedFate;20307376]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Talk to strangers!
4700 users online
You: hi
Stranger: Yes, i see
You: how are you
Stranger: I'm fine ;D
Stranger: asl
You: ?
Stranger: please
Stranger: Age sex location
You: 23 female nh
Stranger: nh ?
You: new hampshire
Stranger: Where is it ?
You: United states of america
Stranger: ah ^^
Stranger: I live in france -______-
You: well bye
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
New Hampshire FTW! I live there myself.
[quote=tulisma7cm]You: ilk sizin ne kadar büyük bir horoz[/quote]
You probably tried 'cock'. It translated to 'horoz'. 'Horoz' means rooster (cock).
Also, I don't see why you're comparing a Turkish guy with an Arab.
and last, how old are you
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk.
You: hey
Stranger: are you honking because your horny?
You: maybe ;)
You: honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk. honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk.
You: honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk.
You: honk, honk* honk honk honk honk honk, honk, honk.
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: well i'm out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote=deadscope;15087037]i made one a few weeks ago
so actually theres like 20[/quote]
2+1=20
You: Hey
You: This chat is supossed to be funny
Stranger: hello
You: Now you have to leave
Stranger: ok
You: Begone
Stranger: why ?
You: You have to leave
You: or is not going to be funny
Stranger: why ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?
You: Germany, you?
Stranger: GO FUCK UR MOM U BITCH NAZI JEW KILLER
[editline]05:56PM[/editline]
Stranger: either way
Stranger: i have diarrhea.
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[QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: No
Stranger: fine
You: No
Stranger: No
You: Shit, what do I do now D:
Stranger: you're move, Sherlock
You: I'll send hitler to kill you
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: i'm so terrified
You: You should, hitler is made of spagetti
Stranger: that just made me giggle
You: He will kill you the he will eat you and his loyal german nazis will dance in your brain
You: if you know what's good for you you will run
Stranger: ::slowly walking...::
You: RUN
Stranger: you really need to stop taking those shrooms
You: Those are birds, shiny birds
You: I smoke shiny birds
You: And then they fly happy
Stranger: wow. okay loser...
You: But... but I win, I'm no loser :(
Stranger: no
Stranger: you fail
Stranger: EPIC FAIL!
You: How do you knw that failing isn't winning?
You: Probably everyone is crazy and I'm right
You: Probably you should be in this room...
You: probably you should be dying of hunger in this moment
You: Not me
You: You
You: You
You: Not me
You: You
You: You
You: not me
Stranger: you need to be institutionalized
You: Lies
Stranger: you are a crazy motherfucker
You: my friend mr. bread says no
You: And I trust him
Stranger: thats your problem
Stranger: you trust bread
You: Don't you
Stranger: as if bread is your conscience
Stranger: seriously bro
Stranger: get your self check out
You: Mr. Bread says i'm fine
You: I don't need fancy check outs
Stranger: and then have a clamp put in your nut sack so you can't reproduce crazies like yourself
Stranger: castration works too
You: what is castration
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: are you fucking stupid or something?
You: Dr. Hamster is stupid, he eated my right eye
Stranger: yeah you suck
Stranger: have fun in fantasy land retard
Stranger: good bye
You: NOOOO
Stranger: yes
You: NOOOOO
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[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey r u a female 14,15 with msn webcam?
You: yesh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: whts ur msn?
You: [email]iamadumbass@withno.life[/email]
You: Seriously
You: Get out
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[/QUOTE]
Why is this funny?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M or f?
You: Hello,Im Chris Hansen
You: Why won't have a seat over there?
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:smug:
That purple monkey dishwasher gives me suspisions on someone.
She is a friend form high school and like four years ago maybe more she always said purple monkey dishwasher.
[code]You: Hey
Stranger: Yo
You: Wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: sure
You: What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You: well?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: wat
You: You take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline.
Stranger: hahahahahahaha that's hilarious
You: I know right.
You: OH
You: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Stranger: idk
You: Depends on how hard you can throw them.
Stranger: lololololololololololololol
You: I love baby jokes.
Stranger: I love pussy
You: Ditto
You: Baby pussy
You: oh yeah
Stranger: sike I'm out
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ima satan
You: HI SATAN
Stranger: hai! =)
You: hows hell?
Stranger: friggin awesome.
You: lol
Stranger: hows earth?
You: boring and wet
Stranger: wet. lol
You: yep been raining for 3 days :)
Stranger: hmmm. you should come to hell. we have cookies!
You: the cookies are lies!!!!
Stranger: i noes...
Stranger: but croixssants we do have
You: man satan ur one lonely bastered....
Stranger: nope. lots o people in hell.
You: yea most of my genoratoin... hows hittler
Stranger: he's good. he's grown out his stashe.
Stranger: looks pretty bad.
Stranger: don't wanna tell him though...
Stranger: might get mad
You: lol why you care your fucking SATAN!
Stranger: tru tru. but ya know im not as terrible as everyone says ya know? are you satanist?
You: nope
Stranger: o well. thats ok. i am.
You: noshit....
Stranger: agree to disagree
Stranger: welp. hail me! bai!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:colbert:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: hi possible rapest :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: female?
You: si
Stranger: horny?
You: no fuck off im 15....
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^not relly i just like fucking with peoples minds
u said weird....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: Greetings
Stranger: I represent the Terran Empire
Stranger: We're searching for new applicants willing to be evil
You: oh yeah this isso going on facepunch
Stranger: Do you have facial hair?
You: si
Stranger: If so, is it a beard?
You: no
Stranger: That's a shame. Still, you are almost fully qualified.
Stranger: Are you willing to be evil?
You: no
Stranger: That is a shame.
Stranger: Evil is a large part of any job in the Empire
Stranger: Thank you for your time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[editline]07:52PM[/editline]
ok
^
Very common.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: whats that?
You: are you from facepunch??
Stranger: age/ sex/ location sorry everyone asks me it so i thought everyone knew it
Stranger: what?
You: i live in chad
You: godamn rebels
You: agdghfghythjfgjh
And it ends there.
Another one:
Stranger: oioi
You: sup
You: oioi
Stranger: pasta
You: cheese
[editline]12:06PM[/editline]
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
lmao
It's so fun doing this.
Stranger: If you're a horny male looking for a female, disconnect. I'm a gay male.
If you're someone looking for a conversation partner, and you're not a homophobe, stay! I'd love to talk.
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: Hey there.
Stranger: 0.o
You: Where do you live?
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
You: [Omegle warning: The person you are chatting with's IP has been logged and confirmed as a sexual predator by the FBI.]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 20 m
You: hornier 65 m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: THE SLUGS. THEY ARE THE UNEXPECTED KILLERS! SOCIETY WILL NEVER PREDICT THEIR UPRISING- REVENGE, REVENNNNNNNGEEEEEE[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: type faster
You: noooo
You: faster
Stranger: okay
You: yay
Stranger: alrigjht
Stranger: ;lets go
Stranger: im ready
You: ds;lkjdslsfdl;ksdlksd;lkkdssd
Stranger: you type faster
You: thats how speedy I am
Stranger: lol face roll
Stranger: okay]
Stranger: im faster
Stranger: then thye speed of light
You: so speedy that my friends call me speedy mc gee
Stranger: lololololololol
You: hot
You: or
Stranger: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
You: not
Stranger: hoty
You: YOU DECIDE
Stranger: hawt
Stranger: hawt
Stranger: hawt
You: sexy
Stranger: nha
You: fast
Stranger: maybe
You: or
Stranger: idk
You: slow
Stranger: slow
You: I dont know
You: where the cold wind blows
You: in idahoe
You: do
Stranger: idahoe suckz
You: dodo
Stranger: ballllssss
You: yes
You: or
You: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: TOO SLOW
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: faster
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: give
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: or
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: recieve
You: MY PET PEEVE
Stranger: give
You: shit
You: or
You: hit
Stranger: give
Stranger: shit
You: OR A TIT
Stranger: ghrsgkjghlkjhlkjgfdhfkjgfdkhgk
You: what
Stranger: TITS GTFO
You: ratatat tat
You: my cat's gone fat
Stranger: MOAR
Stranger: NAO
Stranger: PLZ
Stranger: Plzzzzz
Stranger: FUk u
You: bonka donk donk
You: you go plonk
You: what
You: :3
Stranger: dumbass women all you know is to make sandwhich and but tampoons and play with barbie dolls
Stranger: ololololololololloolololololololollo
You: wow sexist much?
Stranger: maybe
You: your so sexist your gay
Stranger: okay
Stranger: lalwl
You: dont
You: or
You: not
Stranger: not
You: for a chopp pot
You: whuuuuuuuuut
Stranger: pork chop
You: park chorp
Stranger: mmm
You: do you go to face punch?
You: or do you go to hace clunch
You: I think I do both
You: on in an auto troph
You: s;lkdafjldsfsd;klasfd;sd
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: ff
You: good by
[editline]02:19PM[/editline]
You: bleep
You: blepp
You: bloop
You: blop
You: blerp
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: "Anyone not shocked by quantum mechanics has not yet understood it."
You: Are YOU shocked?
Stranger: WTF, Ima not shocked I am confused
You: Oh.
Stranger: lol
You: Then again; "Nobody understands quantum mechanics" ~ Richard Feynman
Stranger: ok
You: Indeed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NEW
You: THREAD
You: FOR
You: ME
You: AND
You: YOU
Stranger: ?
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: I refuse
Stranger: ok
You: the heap
You: of grapes
You: and bapes
Stranger: but those were my grapes!:(
You: and child rapes
You: so dont screw up
You: hi
Stranger: jimmy?
You: oh hi :D
Stranger: hey, i've been looking for you
You: me to
You: not
You: im not jimmy
You: im the FBI
Stranger: you're not?
You: take a seat
Stranger: have you seen jimmy?
You: no but im Chris Hanson
You: please take a seat
You: im sure jimmy is FBI too
Stranger: where is he?
You: he is in my room looking for people like you behind bars
You: bye
[editline]12:46PM[/editline]
Stranger: hi there stranger!!
Stranger: 17/f/NL u?
You: neva gonna give you up
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: i got really drunk last week and need to share this!
You: neva gonna let u down
Stranger: here is the dirty video my friends recorded... xD
Stranger: i h8 that bitches for this :) [url]http://bit.ly/ctouxR[/url]
You: neva gunn run around and desert you
You: neva gunna make you cry
You: neva gunna say goodbye
You: neva gunna tell a lie or hurt you
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