Insult Generator! "Fuck you, you fucking dickwacking bag slut!" - General

Trying to be your friend is like waking up in the night to a fat guy giving a rusty trombone to a mime.

"Eat a dick, you fucking Israeli rickshaw puller." Uh. I think it mixed up the nationalities a bit. Let's try that again. "Your dad is beautiful. It's a unfortunate you fell out of the motherfucking hideous tree and landed in a pile of rectum relish."

If you stopped being a schlong-loving whore for one fucking day, somebody might want to spend time with you.

Remember that time when all of your friends became productive members of society? No? That's because you have no friends.

You are a fucking unattractive lagoon creature, but that's not why I hate you. I hate you because you won't fucking get tortured to death.

[i]"Get fucked."[/i] Rather basic.

Do me a favor and get spooged on by a sasquatch, you fucking crack whore

I will boink your twat. I will boink your twat.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vag had a password, it would be 'qwerty'.

Fucking hang yourself, you titty fucking crack-fuck.

I fisted your girlfriend, cum fountain.

Go fist yourself, you cock mauling, cum-drenched, retarded, handjob-giving, dog fucking stepmother-skull fucking hobo-sucking crotch taster.

I'm not saying you're a skank, but if your twat had a password, it would be '11111'.

In 10 years, you will be slapping a horse blowing hooker for fun in a disused factory, you carpet muncher.

Swallow a set of steak knives, man. You are just nasty.

Suck cockwater from my brown eyed willy you unhygenic moron.

I will see you on the road, with me coming down it in a vehicle ready to get your blood and insides splat over my windshield and in my hair

If your unintelligent ass says one more thing, I will slam your grandma. [B]WHY ALWAYS THE GRANDMAS?[/B] :suicide:

Currently, I wish to rape your family.

HAHAHA, oh wow. "Go fuck yourself, you felch swilling, psychotic, pedantic, moldy, fag humping boyfriend-slapping mailman-licking cock gobbler."

[I]I heard you can't have a baby. It's probably because you have autism.[/I] It's so politcally incorrect... [I]Error 07: Undefined fucking variable on line 1395. [/I] [I]I hope your aunty kills you with a gun that shoots mouth seeking dicks.[/I]

You are one monstrously hideous knob goblin. [IMG]http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/8/83/Goblinfork.gif[/IMG]?

Your sister is cute. It's a too bad you fell out of the unbeautiful tree and landed in a pile of pussy pesto.

Go glenn beck yourself, you aborted, swollen, throbbing, bloated, slap happy grandma-fucking fat guy-licking bruised anus.

[I]Why do you reek so bad, did someone shit directly into your mouth? [/I] I like this one

You have a cute ass. I'd like to mutilate it with my humungous fist. [editline]3rd July 2012[/editline] I saw you on Friday and oh my lord I wanted to love you in a nasty way. [editline]3rd July 2012[/editline] You have a pretty smile. I'd like to wreck it with my giant man meat.

"From what I hear, you should not be allowed to own a snake, you sick fuck." oh dear

Eat twat gravy. Eat my twat gravy.

If a Canadian wrecks you in the junk tomorrow, I bet it won't be the first time. [editline]zsdp[/editline] You are not at all lovable. In fact, you're a cunt. ooh burn [editline]letters[/editline] Go suck yourself, you psychotic, cockless, hideous, shit-eating, buttfucking sister-porking drug dealer-skull fucking foreskin. [editline]as[/editline] You will never be successful. [editline]asfds[/editline] I know you're a trashy twat and all, but holy word, eat a bag of dicks. [editline]adf[/editline] Holy fucking fuck, you fucking fuckass. Get fisted by a midget in a train. give this man all the awards, this is the best site ever

You are a man mattress. [editline]3rd July 2012[/editline] Cool story, gaylord. Why don't you go tell it to someone who remotely cares. oh snap [editline]3rd July 2012[/editline] Error 07: Undefined damn variable on line 1395.