You turn into the above user's avatar. What do you do? - General

Hate above user for having such an ugly version of my face as his avatar.

Be a pokemanz

Begin the mandatory daily happiness beatings with gusto.

order mute scientists to pick up cans

Masturbate.

Hate everything.

[QUOTE=jiggu;36080858]Hate everything.[/QUOTE] HEY I like vests

Become Rocker

Drop the Earth, because I am tired.

Brag about my mustache.

Brag about my moustache.

Warp some kid's reality.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nam2.jpg[/IMG]

Act like I own the place with those glasses.

say [url]http://www.tf2sounds.com/95[/url]

Use it as my weapon against the dolphins who have turned to terrorism

[QUOTE=Frostypunch;36120545]Use it as my weapon against the dolphins who have turned to terrorism[/QUOTE] howl

Go to mars.

I am Sam Sam I am That Sam-I-am That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am Do you like green eggs and ham I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Would you like them Here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox? Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you? Could you? in a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are. I would not , could not, in a car You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree? d not in a tree. I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox I do not like them in a house I do mot like them with a mouse I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you on a train? Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not eat them with a mouse I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a car, Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere! You do not like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not. with a goat! Would you, could you, on a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam-I-am. You do not like them. SO you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see. Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat! And I would eat them with a goat... And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good so good you see! So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! I do so like green eggs and ham! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am

Look at asses all day long while standing in hamburgers.

I'd masturbate.

>Eat hat You attempt to eat your hat but you have no mouth. >Look around "Around" is not a recognized object. >Look at floor You see a gray rock floor. >Look at ceiling You see a gray rock ceiling. >Look for door "Door" is not a recognized object. >Cry ??? >Go insane ??? >Insanity You claw your eyes out and throw them at the wall. You trigger a secret switch that causes part of the wall to open. >Go to secret exit You cannot do that; you cannot see.

Get dressed more casually.

Deal with it.

[QUOTE=Riller;36084359]*why does everyone think this is 'Nam?*[/QUOTE] Sauce? [editline]pootis[/editline] Probably going to die.

Stand out in a field somewhere grazing, and waiting for the time i become a hamburger.

dance with da BITEZCH

Walk about the streets and show off my fanciness to all I meet.

I'm a chibi. I sit there and I act all cute and stuff. [editline]3rd June 2012[/editline] [sp]You looked at this spoiler expecting a joke referencing creepy Japanese dudes' fetishes, didn't you? Yeah, typical you. I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.[/sp]