You turn into the above user's avatar. What do you do?

[Nach0s!]

Laugh.

[Killer_Steel]

Break Mario's neck many many many times.

[JaspertheDoxie]

Forever stare into a mirror.

[OffTheRoad]

Wonder why it feels like I've got a split personality.

[zakededodead]

Be a sneaky snayke

[Killer_Steel]

Browse the internet when my user's not looking.

[Viva_]

probably try to kill mr anderson.

[Killer_Steel]

Question why I'm furry instead of scaly, as I think I'm a dragon...

[Toikka]

Obliterate everything. I suggest the person below me do the same.

[DeathDoom]

Commit suicide in the Führerbunker by listening to Nickelback

[Killer_Steel]

Laugh at my own name sounding so strange, then make awesome songs about boys never understanding girls.

[Killer_Steel]

Wonder why I'm suddenly of a different gender and species, why I look so weird, and why I'm masturbating.

Then I'd just finish up and wonder what to do with the rest of my day.

[ArchimedesAgain]

Proceed to track down a particularly stoic actor.

[Killer_Steel]

"Medic, nooo! It's filthy in there, ugh...Doctors!"

[OffTheRoad]

Stop doing that face and wonder why I have less hair than usual.

[Dominicus]

Wait in patches of grass until someone steps on me. But before I strike I shall give him or her the chance to call a pet.

[Killer_Steel]

I'm a kickass cobra that would dwarf most boa constrictors.

Gonna go strangle that 10 year old and steal that Pikachu since my trainer can't be arsed to do it.

EDIT: God damn it!

I suddenly shift genders but I'm leader of a massive Swarm that spreads through the galaxy like fucking cancer on steroids.

Let's go kill Earth, I wanna get back at those pricks :V.

[deano270]

Walk up to someone and say in the deepest voice possible
"Prepare your anus"

[Riller]

I'd prepare my anus.

[jiggu]

Stare at asses all day long.

[Simplemac3]

Leave town unable to deal with the shame of being seen like that, have a mental breakdown, rob a hunting goods store, attempt to kill the president.

Edit: Actually that'd probably be my response to all of these.

[Jugador]

Be shiny.

[Waffuru]

Eat something.

[deano270]

Become abstinent

[katt]

Stop looking at the sky, go inside and sit by my computer rest of the day.

[Daniel Smith]

Shave my head.

[Scientwist]

Being insane, I'd throw thumb tacks at pidgins, snort 47.6254827475 grams of bath salts, eat someone, flip boogers at small children and then go to my day job selling carpets at Kaplins Carpet Warehouse!

GOD DAMN TOAD NINJA!

I'd hypnotize someone to do all that shit I said...

[nick_9_8]

Sit down for an hour till I come to the sad realization that I'm a badge.

[Scientwist]

Forgive me if I'm wrong but,

Yo dog, I heard you like mudkips.

OR

Take off my shades and decide the matrix lost me.

[KarloMcMarlo]

Raccoon Police Department?

... Raccoon CITY?

... Well, shit, time to lock 'n load.

Also, the below poster is unlucky as shit.