You turn into the above user's avatar. What do you do?

[Mr, Jukebox]

Give that stare to women and see how much I get laid.

[DrasarSalman]

Get a seizure.

[Jocke]

Bring dead people's souls to hell or heaven

[GoldenDragon]

go hang out in pripyat I guess.

[Doomlord]

get raped. violently.

[Spudgun]

Try the same thing with the hat.

[Payphone]

Ride a motorcycle to the pub.

[Broguts]

ding

[electric926]

Take over the world.

[Waffuru]

rerr

[Scientwist]

Go into porn.

Fuck.
Everyone.

Violently.

[violett]

hope im one that survives

[SkeleGnome]

Become the first cat C.E.O.

[Laferio]

touch myself

[andreblue]

eat some tacos XD

[PivotDJ]

masturbate because thats what all dergs do right?

[Spudgun]

Flail around my useless nubs for arms while swearing about only having 1 leg.

[Riller]

Get ALL the pussy.

Also, holy fuck, I'm surprised this thread survived a week, much less 1.5k posts. I feel special for OP'ing it :downs:

[Bloodclaw]

Deal with it.

[Black034]

Make an avatar.

[12voltsdc]

Star in a movie.

[Riller]

Be the cutest dictator ever.

[ironman17]

Consider a career in forensic investigations alongside a wisecracking kangaroo ex-cop.

[yellowoboe]

Get picked on by Drew Carey.

[12voltsdc]

Dance.

[Doomlord]

Bomb something

[Hatashi]

Buy some more sunglasses before the ones on my face run out.

[Riller]

Frame other avatars.

[werewolf0020]

Become a Grafitty artist with the name of "Dat Ass"

[dass]

DAMN

then I'd go to space, and give a lecture after it.