• Computers or Girls, which would you ditch first?
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Girls. You can't miss what you've never had.
[QUOTE=Jagger E;17545600]you guys are all stupid! computers can do much more than women![/QUOTE] But who will do your dishes and laundry? :( And that is a fact I have to live with, I choose to throw away my computer.
In the future computers will be girls.
(i cant believe i´m about to say this...) Computers.
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;17555643']itouch [/QUOTE] god. fucking. dammit. it is called an ipod touch, there is no such thing as an itouch.
MY computer any day
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;17546092]But they can't cook. Therefore women are superior.[/QUOTE] Women are superior to nothing. Also girls, I have two hands that can do whatever I ask of them.
[QUOTE=Confused111;17545978]Computers, if I can actually get the girls I'm ditching my pc for :frown:[/QUOTE] I agree with this statement.
[QUOTE=limulus54;17557619]god. fucking. dammit. it is called an ipod touch, there is no such thing as an itouch.[/QUOTE] I know that; some people call it a itouch for short ya dumbass.
Are you guys being satirically sexist or are you just complete creepy assholes?
Just to prove how [i]manly[/i] I am, I will ditch [b]both[/b] - only a true man can go without both sex [i]and[/i] pornography. All I need is righty. And sometimes lefty. :sax:
Yes, because all women are here for is sex and cooking. Besides, a real man can cook his own damn food.
One is filled with a giant network, millions of people, endless hours of entertainment, and information. The other is nice, but uninteresting, with the exception of one and that one has no interest in me, therefore concluding me to hold onto the PC.
Girls because I don't talk to girls anyway.
Psh, I got ton's of girls in my guild.
true A.I. someday they will be the same thing. someday. :sigh:
The female, as it doesn't run Half-Life, nor does it want to play any video game in particular.
I'd have to give up computers, I love my girlfriend far too much to give her up.
Not for one girl. For females everywhere. For all of you who say you can just look at porn and learn to cook, I pity you. A lot...
does this include girls on the internet
[QUOTE=<VET>Jasper;17560211]does this include girls on the internet[/QUOTE] yea, unless you get footage of alien girls
I'd say computers, since you can't have a nice talk with a computer. Oh who the fuck am I kidding, a computer can't make sandwiches and bring me beer.
[QUOTE=Doriol;17558680]Are you guys being satirically sexist or are you just complete creepy assholes?[/QUOTE] Do you even know where the fuck you are right now? Anyway, girls. Because one can live without members of the opposite sex. Too many negatives compared to positives when in a relationship. I can live off TV dinners anyway.
[QUOTE=Doriol;17558856]Yes, because all women are here for is sex and cooking. Besides, a real man can cook his own damn food.[/QUOTE] cooking cleaning and vaginas
Girls. Seriously I made this choice when I first played doom.
That's an incredibly hard one, mainly because my career is based around computers... But theirs always other careers out there so I'm going to have to say computers.
I would ditch girls first probably, although I like blowjobs I can live without.
sidpod. :smug:
Computers There's still consoles and cell phones for internet and games :D
I'd ditch the PC. I still have my 360 and PS2, though :smug: [editline]01:30AM[/editline] Ninja'd!!!
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