[QUOTE=HWECQI;47511133]The car since it is functional in some manner[/QUOTE]
Lock up your children because you've just won a NEW CAR!
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Automobil_Oka_%282004%29.jpg[/IMG]
It only gets three miles to the gallon and makes a weird rattling noise but she still runs like a beaut.
[QUOTE=gaminji;47511437]i have these jimmy deans croissant egg sausage and cheese sandwiches in my freezer
i can feel a part of my dying whenever i eat one, but they're so fucking good[/QUOTE]
This isn't even Jimmy Dean. This thing just looks so... Gray. Like, I can taste the sorrow of the wheat that was threshed into this pancake.
pizza rolls for breakfast because i'm a grown man living in my own apartment and fuck the rules
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47511455]Lock up your children because you've just won a NEW CAR!
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Automobil_Oka_%282004%29.jpg[/IMG]
It only gets three miles to the gallon and makes a weird rattling noise but she still runs like a beaut.[/QUOTE]
Where's my C4?
[QUOTE=Brobattington;47511448]Anime does bad things to good kids[/QUOTE]
i used to be a good kid and i can vouch that anime has ruined me
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;47511471]pizza rolls for breakfast because i'm a grown man living in my own apartment and fuck the rules[/QUOTE]
what kind of pizza rolls
[QUOTE=kimr120;47511485]Where's my C4?[/QUOTE]
Somewhere in the box of epic zingers. Look for the Counter-Strike references.
How do you art? I want to try doing an art but I don't know how to even learn to art.
[QUOTE=Skyward;47511503]How do you art? I want to try doing an art but I don't know how to even learn to art.[/QUOTE]
[t]https://espnfivethirtyeight.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/bob-ross.jpg?w=1200[/t]
Just get this dandy guy to help you!
[QUOTE=Skyward;47511503]How do you art? I want to try doing an art but I don't know how to even learn to art.[/QUOTE]
you move your hands, somehow end up with starry sky, and then think to yourself "wow this is shit i'm shit i'm never going to draw again"
[QUOTE=Daylight;47511521][t]https://espnfivethirtyeight.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/bob-ross.jpg?w=1200[/t]
Just get this dandy guy to help you![/QUOTE]
I remember watching him when I was young. Really liked it.
Holy shit, my friend is stupid. I told him how Markiplier would be much better without his forced jumpscares, as i love his sense of humor. He told me how he hated him, and will never watch his vids because he heard they are terrible and thus they are terrible. I told him that even if you don't like him, which I 100 percent understand (Clickbait titles, anyone?), you gotta like all the charity work Markiplier and Pewdiepie do.
Then he said the stupidest and actually pretty offensive shit:
"Thats because they want more people to like them, because so many 4 year olds love them instead"
what a douchebag, but yet again, he is the type of person who if you put him in front of a video of ISIS decapitating someone and a PewDiePie video, he'd say the pewdiepie video was more of a crime against humanity for those sick rad internet points.
Mornin' everyone.
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;47511581]Holy shit, my friend is stupid. I told him how Markiplier would be much better without his forced jumpscares, as i love his sense of humor. He told me how he hated him, and will never watch his vids because he heard they are terrible and thus they are terrible. I told him that even if you don't like him, which I 100 percent understand (Clickbait titles, anyone?), you gotta like all the charity work Markiplier and Pewdiepie do.
Then he said the stupidest and actually pretty offensive shit:
"Thats because they want more people to like them, because so many 4 year olds love them instead"
what a douchebag, but yet again, he is the type of person who if you put him in front of a video of ISIS decapitating someone and a PewDiePie video, he'd say the pewdiepie video was more of a crime against humanity for those sick rad internet points.[/QUOTE]
mark needs to hurry the fuck up and play five nights at fuckboy's 2 let me tell you what
[editline]12th April 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;47511662]Mornin' everyone.[/QUOTE]
morning, boyo.
[QUOTE=gaminji;47511663]morning, boyo.[/QUOTE]
He said boyo at least twice in the last 2 days. He is transforming slowly into Lord George.
Lord George isn't just a person anymore. he's a whole fuckin species.
My. God.
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;47511674]He said boyo at least twice in the last 2 days. He is transforming slowly into LordGeorge.[/QUOTE]
i already said "friendo", and i'm not allowed to say "friendo" more than once in a single day.
[editline]April 12 2015[/editline]
fuck
[QUOTE=gaminji;47511487]
what kind of pizza rolls[/QUOTE]
combination
Well apparently I made my roommate mad because he finally noticed that I've been throwing his water bottles into the recycling bin because Lord knows he won't. He will literally bring back a bottle of soda or water, leave it somewhere half-empty with the cap off, and then never touch it again.
Karma must've decided that I should bunk with the polar opposite of me and she succeeded.
evening
[editline]UM[/editline]
UM ITS EVENING IN GERMANY OK
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47511729]Well apparently I made my roommate mad because he finally noticed that I've been throwing his water bottles into the recycling bin because Lord knows he won't. He will literally bring back a bottle of soda or water, leave it somewhere half-empty with the cap off, and then never touch it again.
Karma must've decided that I should bunk with the polar opposite of me and she succeeded.[/QUOTE]
TBF you probably shouldn't touch his stuff, or at least ask if you can recycle them. i at least like to keep empty bottles around to fill them up later. and i mean, even if he doesn't fill them back up, it's still his stuff. it's more the principle of the matter
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;47511740]TBF you probably shouldn't touch his stuff, or at least ask if you can recycle them. i at least like to keep empty bottles around to fill them up later. and i mean, even if he doesn't fill them back up, it's still his stuff. it's more the principle of the matter[/QUOTE]
I highly doubt he'll refill them. This is the same person who leaves his toothbrush in the sink, his filthy retainers out in the open, and his expensive electronics lying on the floor ready to be stepped on.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47511714]i need a new avatar
chie gettin old and i don't really want the news again[/QUOTE]
I liked the old one. Complimented the pimento.
you're a pretty cute orc
too bad we'll never raid together :'(
This has been FunnyStar's Rant Corner. Tune in next week to hear him whine about more stuff that nobody cares about.
You have no idea how much I want Metriod Prime: Trilogy. I could easy buy it online, but fuck buying it for $120+ for it.
I'm off to go indulge myself in midday meal delights. The buffet is having a special on grilled cheese sandwiches today.
Yo, who wants a hug?
oh god why did i go biking with a fever.
i feel like i'm gonna die
I want a snack, but I can't go get any.
First World Problems.
[QUOTE=For No Reason;47511881]Yo, who wants a hug?[/QUOTE]
Fuckin' me
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