What are you thinking? V. Dougpunch 2.0

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

Yeah well, i'm half-mexican. The left side of my body is dirty, the entire right side is squeaky clean.

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

And then there's my wallet...

[Starlight 456]

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;47549913]I run a semi-popular blog on tumblr and I got this weird message from someone??? Is this spam/virus/bot or???

uhhhhh?????

[editline]18th April 2015[/editline]

they sent another one[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure that's a generic tumblr scam. I've gotten them once or twice with similar wording, and my tumblr consists of stupid jokes and reblogging pictures of cars.

[AssFantastic]

wow i have a super-low voice in the morning but it just gets higher as the day unravels
weird

[Patrick]

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47549963]My mom is watching Office Space and I can tell that some of the annoying stuff happening at Initech happened to her when she worked in a cubicle job.[/QUOTE]

fucking printers man and 100 people letting you know how to do something you've accidentally done wrong once but you have done 1000 times in the past correctly but because you fucked it up one time, everyone you work with has to remind you how to do it.

[Davidn64]

Morning! <3

[Minelayer]

good midnight-ing.

[Patrick]

good afternoon

[Davidn64]

Even the americanos and australios have to sleep ya know?

[Dubeard]

[QUOTE=F T;47549987]Yeah well, i'm half-mexican. The left side of my body is dirty, the entire right side is squeaky clean.[/QUOTE]

Maaan you told me you were just Cuban.

[AssFantastic]

neat, 1500 posts

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;47550093]fucking printers man and 100 people letting you know how to do something you've accidentally done wrong once but you have done 1000 times in the past correctly but because you fucked it up one time, everyone you work with has to remind you how to do it.[/QUOTE]

My mom had the kind of boss who would get mad at her employees for using thumbtacks on bulletin boards.

[PotatoArmada]

Best boss music.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr2nK06zZkg[/media]

[AssFantastic]

bester boss music
[video=youtube;alWMnC7kywE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alWMnC7kywE[/video]

[Davidn64]

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;47550134]neat, 1500 posts[/QUOTE]

Gratz on your 1500mm Penis c:

[Dilbert]

[QUOTE=Davidn64;47550164]Gratz on your 1500mm Penis c:[/QUOTE]

micrometer* :)

[AssFantastic]

[QUOTE=Davidn64;47550164]Gratz on your 1500mm Penis c:[/QUOTE]
imagine a meter-and-a-half long dongus
that would make life a chore

[Davidn64]

Many fper have big penises.

[AssFantastic]

Hey, the limit for a gold member's avatar size is 160 pixels tall, 80 pixels wide, right?

[Minelayer]

oh man it's been 6 hours

If i'm lucky, i'll get this commission. Might not end up getting it.

[AssFantastic]

thank

[Minelayer]

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;47550190]thank[/QUOTE]

you forgot a

[Davidn64]

I'd have bought gold for some if it was still possible.

[escher]

i bought gold cuz im stupid and wanted a bigger avatar and the requirements changed literally a week before i was going to get it normally

[FunnyStarRunner]

I was gifted gold by the dude who locked himself in his closet. Can't remember his name since I don't see him posting that much anymore.

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

[QUOTE=Dubeard;47550124]Maaan you told me you were just Cuban.[/QUOTE]

I am. Half-Mexican, Half-Cuban. But it turns out I also have Jewish ancestry from my Cuban side.

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=Booker K;47550254]StarmanSuper

[editline]18th April 2015[/editline]

holy fuck why is it that every time i quickly post to something regarding above someone else already posts!!!!!![/QUOTE]

Wow, besides his recent posts, he hasn't posted since 7/31/14.

[AssFantastic]

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Here's some Hotline Miami avatars for you golds

[AssFantastic]

i thought of adding borders but it took away from the hot pink/turquoise aesthetic in my opinion

[AssFantastic]

They're all from posters made by [URL="http://www.reddit.com/user/protski"]/u/protski[/URL] .