i cant breathe.. someone HALP... laughter killing me.
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[QUOTE=40kplayer;19133149]I was walking down the street
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me
She said "I've never seen a man
Who looks so well alone
But could you use a little company?
If you pay the right price
Your evening will be nice
And you can go with me all the way"
I said "Just such a sweet lil' thing
Why do you do this to yourself?"
She looked at me and this is what she said:
"Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I've got bills to pay
I've got a mouth to feed
Ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no I can't slow down
I can't hold back
And (oh you know) I wish I could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good."
How I'm feeling now.[/QUOTE]
Damn you I'm trying to keep that out of my head.
Hookervomit what is your gender?
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19133199]Hookervomit what is your gender?[/QUOTE]
She has no Y chromosomes.
Huzzah 700 more posts to GM :frown:
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19133224]She has no Y chromosomes.[/QUOTE]
Dear god she must be retarded!
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19133226]Dear god she must be retarded![/QUOTE]
Did you just say all females are retarded?
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19133240]umft umft umft
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv1vgqcnNU1qzud3n.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh my god
I am listening to Hold On I'm Comin'
:|
Seriously, why are these guys not more famous?
[url]http://www.myspace.com/nomorekings[/url]
[quote=hammertime;19133226]huzzah 700 more posts to gm :frown:
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dear god she must be retarded![/quote]
what you just called her?!
Want to [b]fucking[/b] die, bitch?!?!
im on drugggsssss!!!!!!!!!
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RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR!!!!
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv1thhRLmc1qzud3n.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Joxalot;19133294]what you just called her?!
Want to [b]fucking[/b] die, bitch?!?![/QUOTE]
I hope you realize this will not give you any social advantages related to Hookervomit whatsoever
:v: oh god
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Hawt
So many pictures
Anyone else has a two week break now?
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19133398]Anyone else has a two week break now?[/QUOTE]
I have a 3 week break.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19133405]I have a 3 week break.[/QUOTE]
Nice, I have like 2 weeks no lessons and if I have it's only 13 hours a week, and they're fun!
All right, I'm now horny for no reason.
College rules
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19133149]I was walking down the street
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me
She said "I've never seen a man
Who looks so well alone
But could you use a little company?
If you pay the right price
Your evening will be nice
And you can go with me all the way"
I said "Just such a sweet lil' thing
Why do you do this to yourself?"
She looked at me and this is what she said:
"Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I've got bills to pay
I've got a mouth to feed
Ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no I can't slow down
I can't hold back
And (oh you know) I wish I could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good."
How I'm feeling now.[/QUOTE]
fa la la
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;19133455]All right, I'm now horny for no reason.[/QUOTE]
Probably Hookervomit's picture of those black titties
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19133481]Probably Hookervomit's picture of those black titties[/QUOTE]
Erm... no.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;19133455]All right, I'm now horny for no reason.[/QUOTE]
Because you're HORNY IN MEMPHIS! :flashfap:
Are there any brits on here right now?
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