• Funny Insults that Need to be used more often
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[QUOTE=Xenoyia;22667364]You will never be the man your mother was. v:v:v[/QUOTE]
When you talk, you lower the life expectancy of the sun. [editline]03:01PM[/editline] so what im saying is, DONT TALK
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
you ugly fuck
Douche Fag
all of thids "funny insults" Suck
Your mom!
Fucknugget.
Cuntniggerfaggothead
buttmunch [editline]12:39AM[/editline] buttmonkey [editline]12:39AM[/editline] buttpirate [editline]12:40AM[/editline] buttbutt
you are a cunt destroyer
You buttmuncher!
[QUOTE=Ordinorino;22670920]all of thids "funny insults" Suck[/QUOTE] At least we aren't as boring as you :3
I have a penchant for calling people scrotum tappers.
If they're funny they're more used for exclaimations of displeasure or among friends rather than actual insults. There's a sad lack of actual insults which don't make you look like an idiot using them.
Dear sir, I highly recommend you GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR Sorry
[img]http://reflectoscope.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/get_a_brain_morans.jpg[/img] Yup, "Go USA" is an awesome insult.
"Shut your cock holster." Shit owns.
"You regurgitated anus!" Yeah, that's right, regurgitated anus.
stooge imbecile fuckwit buffoon shit kicker wet end (basically the same as "dick head") asshead
Guy 1: Insult You : ~Stupid come back~ Guy 1: wow nice come back You : If i wanted my cum back i would have scrapped it off your moms chin. :smug:
[QUOTE=Atwal;22674724]Guy 1: Insult You : ~Stupid come back~ Guy 1: wow nice come back You : If i wanted my cum back i would have scrapped it off your moms chin. :smug:[/QUOTE] That's the stupidest thing I have heard in a while.
[QUOTE=Atwal;22674724]Guy 1: Insult You : ~Stupid come back~ Guy 1: wow nice come back You : If i wanted my cum back i would have scrapped it off your moms chin. :smug:[/QUOTE] That is a lot better than some of the things I've heard. And yet it's still stupid as fuck.
You're like a walking twitter page! SHUT UP!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! :smug:
Late at night, you fuck your stuffed bunny named "<insert name of ugly chick>"! What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy? She's got a soft spot for me, if you know what I mean! What are you gonna do, call the cops? They couldn't give fuck all about a waste of space like you!
Turd burglar
ooh, I got a good one, "excuse me, do your parents happen to be siblings by any chance?"
[I]Hush, child![/I] *smack*
Call someone a Shit-Monger, just do it.
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