For the condom, I'd answer with a pope picture but well, too late :(
[img]http://positiver2.unblog.fr/files/2008/01/baby.jpg[/img]
yeah, in most of the cases babies are splitting families :smug:
[IMG]http://agyiszint.puruttya.hu/posts/2010/01/01/agyiszint/anyatokattibuzigecikocsogfaszzopomocskosciganyok.jpg[/IMG]
They're going to kick Bender's butt with their ultrastupid posing-powers! Or they'll just steal the metalic parts and sell them at the nearest metal dumpster... (Damn I hate these S holes)
Edit:
Damn.. Well, they'll steal the magnet too...
what the christ
Hungarian gypsies, they'll steal your metals too ;)