[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SD4eU30CWiY/SE-6BJumU9I/AAAAAAAAAok/DTqypGcihKw/s320/Star+Wars+Lego+Collectables+6212+X-wing+fighter.JPG[/IMG]
Closer inspection reveals it to be made of legos...
[img]http://www.xesyork.com/images/N2151-classic_butt_plug.jpg[/img]
Butt plug beats all.
[img]http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID16806/images/1_zippo.jpg[/img]
Fire beats plastic
EDIT: Shit I posted too late, here:
[img]http://scienceblogs.com/whitecoatunderground/upload/2009/06/my_head_just_asploded/your-head-asplode.jpg[/img]
(The blood puts out the flame)