A week and a bit. God, after that, my ass blew up.
5 Minutes.
Not shitting past two-three days is bad.
5 days, worst part is I was eating regular meals and wasn't holding it in. Just really constipated.
Needless to say when I did it was the size of my arm.
Oh yeah, did I mention I was staying in a boat that week? The toilets are tiny, I had to manoeuvre it in by hand (with toilet paper of course.) Manual flush as well. Pretty much ruined the holiday.
Fuck, it reminds me of my chain of stomach problems back in 2007. There I was, eating my favourite Spanish rice with my favourite eggplant salad.
Little did I know, Spanish rice + eggplants + pickles = the worst diarrhea you've ever seen.
Basically, for 3 straight days I went without sleeping at all just going in and out of the toilet. All I ate was white rice during these days to fight the diarrhea. [B]BAD IDEA.[/B] Don't EVER do that. When I finally got rid of my diarrhea, what I got was sheer constipation for the next 7 days.
I went 10 days with only a sum of about 20 hours a sleep (2 hours a day):
First 3 days were in and out due to shitting liquid
Next 7 days were because the constipated shit pressed on my anus making me think I had to take the crap for a dump.
To pass the time I played Serious Sam 2.
Needless to say, I took depression killers for the next 3 months.
To this day, my first association with Serious Sam 2 is diarrhea.
Oh, also, from this story you can tell that the longest I went without shitting was an entire week.
Usually every other day
4 seconds.
A whole week
I ate a whole lot that week, but I refused to surrender
I average about a shit a week so the longest I've gone without is probably close to ~ 12-13 days
Not sure, can't remember, 4-7 days perhaps?
3 weeks. i was always afraid to clog the toilets so i didnt have to worry about my parents frowning apon me, one day i just couldnt last any more, i tried to poo but all i got was pains inside of me. so we decided to go the doctor. he told us i had to get called an egima or something like that. they stick a hose up your ass and pump you full of water, it backwashes and then repeats the process until your poo free. they took my weight before i did the procedure i guess it was an easy 22 pounds to loose ....
3 days
I shit constantly.
But on a serious note, I once didn't shit for maybe 4-5 days. I had a really bad constipation and I didn't take any pills for it. I always felt like I needed to shit but when I sat on the ol' china some really funky smellin water just dribbled outta my ass. Oh and phew it smelled really bad. Like moldy dead rats. And you wouldn't believe the lump of shit I shat when it finally came out. I have never seen or smelled anything worse. It was this HUGE semi-hard black piece of fecal matter. The stench was so horrible I had to flush it before I wiped my arse. And at first it didn't flush away so I had to break it into pieces with a toothbrush. I nearly puked. I don't ever wanna experience this anymore.
about a week, maybe more.
A week, sadly, I was younger, I was afraid to get the toilet clogged so when I didn't flush my parents got mad at me, so I held it in for a week.
3 years, 57 days, 11 hours, 33 minutes and counting.
4 days and got worried. then the next day i crapped 3 times.
Probably 2 weeks until I noticed a moderate stomach ache coming in from about where my appendix is. Mom took me to the hospital to make sure it wasn't appendicitis and turns out it wasn't. It was just a large buildup of stool in my intestine. Laxative flushed it right out (that was not a pleasant experience) and I felt like new the next day.
A week. Boy did that hurt coming out. I swear it was a foot long and bigger around than a pop can. :ohdear:
I actually used to take shits every 5 days or so. I ate a fuckton too, so I have no idea how that worked. I just never felt the urge until one day and it was like a normal shit.
Now it's just 3 days that go by without me shitting, but still.
I was sick for 5 days, and didn't shit because I couldn't eat.
A week. My asshole was rended
5 days
Shit was amazing when I went to the toilet
I used to hold it in a lot as a child, so much so that I've gotten physically used to it, and can only go about once a week. Massive toilet-clogging shits every single week.
6 years and 41 days
[QUOTE=Shoop27;25272156]I average about a shit a week so the longest I've gone without is probably close to ~ 12-13 days[/QUOTE]
A shit a week isn't healthy you should see a doctor.
3 days
I didn't count the hours/days/weeks.
At a 2 week sleepover camp the bathrooms were shit. After 5 days, I gave up and spent a half hour on the toilet. Minutes later I was informed I had to go home because a family member died. FML.
2 days. Went camping and the toilets were fucking terrible, gave in so easily though.
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