"What Would I Say?" A Facebook Feed Analyzer

[Treelor]

[quote]I ought to buy two separate bits of internet[/quote]
[quote]oh no the anime its happening around me[/quote]
[quote]I WANT me[/quote]
[quote]Just didn't catch a lot of retards on Spacebuild[/quote]
[quote]ATTN EVERYTHING we were dead[/quote]
[quote]MY RAMPAGE IS EVERYTHING[/quote]
jesus christ i am crying this is the best day of my life

[Zonesylvania]

Too bad I don't have an account on facebook, I'm crying with laughter at some of this shit. I will recommend it to others who do have it, and see what they have to say.

[Paul-Simon]

Dammit the website seems to be down.

[CanadianBill]

Because I just got a hardcore urge to, like, to the best movies

He perish under a clarinet today.

<my name>, singular, one step closer to saving lives...

[Araknid]

you were KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT be able to load the 22nd of me

Fuck you HOONS SWEDEN STRONG (sounds about right)

abbot has won everyone take less

are you HAVE BEEN killed!

[img]http://puu.sh/5h0ff.jpg[/img]
[img]http://puu.sh/5h0fV.jpg[/img]
[img]http://puu.sh/5h0g6.jpg[/img]
what the fuck

[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]

[quote][b]sieg heil etc etc[/b][/quote]
what is wrong with me

[redback3]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You

[Cabbage]

oh god hahaha this is amazing

[C.C]

[QUOTE]I apologize for the match and someone must have been dick head night sure this which it won't I might have a pub and Hoegaarden in that london, bring on Bravo and Virgin one it's super imposed over is Just Cause 1000 sq km. I'm knee deep in the wall was a van, but still I added myself in Thursday with people still trying to find the middle of nowhere for the lamentation of their women
ME[/QUOTE]
Sounds like an average post after a night out for me.

[QUOTE]Obama thinks he's on some Vice.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]its good to have a pint glass filled with that[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]A yeah sure now, the Viet Cong have some sort of stuff[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Set Phasers to avoid thinking of minutes of synth at its in circles.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]If I think a bitch, the gunoil dosen't come after seeing all around us including taking part in loan sharking, and getting in a crushing hangover.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]day 03 a song from your going to spew me and try to assassinate Sarah Connor at Carbon.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]day 03 a big gap in the washing machine, balls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Brian your life. ________________________ Secured by AVG LinkScanner[/QUOTE]

[PersonalJesus69]

[quote]Well, let's hope he'll step up and flip on my computer anytime soon.[/quote]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[quote]Worth the lovely recovery.[/quote]

Oh, I bet.

[quote]I loved it.[/quote]

Oh, now I REALLY bet!

[quote]Its a wonderful upon wonderful day at someone's computer and fun dinner with my actual license.[/quote]

What

[quote]I'm a small bucket, not one if you may require Steam.[/quote]

I'm dying omg

[quote]Shian, you're suffering no more.[/quote]

Suffer no more, you young Singaporean, you.

[quote]Had no real motivation/reason to get a railroad.[/quote]

Railroads are so last season anyway.

[bIgFaTwOrM12]

I kept on getting this one over and over again.

[QUOTE]I do it because I'm lonely[/QUOTE]

Oh and can't forget...

[QUOTE]Looks like it's going to be massive...[/QUOTE]

[Blu_ninja]

"Trevor Physics always apply/"

It recreated one of my comments perfectly.

[Justin Case]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/jkXDW0g.png[/img]

I feel kind of narcissistic laughing at myself

[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]

"had a hallucination that a Large hot chocolate at Starbucks really IS large."

[Solidskei]

my computer is infected with the dance at steak n shake

[Chubbles]

uh

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/d0hHRDD.png[/IMG]

[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]

wtf is this some sort of fucking joke?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Yv2VsnI.png[/IMG]

[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]

it's haunting me

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9MCr4EN.png[/IMG]

[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3X4Txhv.png[/IMG]

[Richard Longflop]

[quote]That's shocking noose.[/quote]

[quote]Remember kids, rape is a DJ.[/quote]

[quote]For all my friends that even a mizzle. Fo shizzle. All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his womanising powers[/quote]

[quote]Made this vid in 5105 'cause my statue.[/quote]

[quote]I found this day in life is like a munchkin, it's a rather funny.[/quote]

[quote]Remember kids, rape is only funny when I look at the time.[/quote]

[quote]Crazy? I was bacon.[/quote]

[quote]I'm gonna be too much hassle since our only car's being killed by the local clergy. Why? This law dates from the SLOOTS[/quote]

[quote]Time to shag a LOT of you[/quote]

[quote]I found human hairs in my head? Hint[/quote]

[quote]Why can't the human race act as logs.[/quote]

[quote]Looks like Valve's gonna try and make a shit.[/quote]

[quote]I found human centipede rather nice, but they don't want to talk about it[/quote]

and this one scared me a little

[quote][MY NAME] looks like he's been up to no good.[/quote]

which was followed by

[quote]He looks like he's always crying.[/quote]

Oh my.

[Justin Case]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/AgRU5sz.png[/img]

[Fusilli Deer]

[QUOTE]'Ever wondered how to destroy a suspected IED at the rumors were false and the marble smile Spirit of the Holy picture disc! I could only a little 'un, But hey.' [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]'Back from Kanye, Nicki Minaj, and Chris Brown seemed to support the news. Beliebers began posting pics and a Led Zeppelin Warfighter, or Black ops is sexist'[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]'I know I have posted quite a creeping Japanese, and soon my comrades to right and left, and speakers, and a darkened theater, daylight came back to myself. I could see Jake Bugg in Gmod.'[/QUOTE] wtf

[QUOTE]'It's the cross in my face'[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]'Read Chickenhawk by Robert Leckie, Guadalcanal, 1942.'[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]'You never know, you may find something out about me, whispering to those terrible formless things of my comrades to read the bottom of the great tree which rose up those terrible formless things of a great day and it's about half an hour long, so myself came back to myself. I dunno, what if?'[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]'No, I think he will tell One more Marine reporting, sir I've served my Garry's Mod creations...'[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]'Some coverage for my last exam I would probably still be in Tescos, wondering if I did alright!'[/QUOTE]

I think this is the best one: [QUOTE]'Just finished watching The Shining, anyone who is interested, you can apply to do the 335th Fighter Squadron F16, F15C and F15E fly over Kuwaiti oil fires, set by Robert Mason, it is infested with Japanese. Everything and all creation conspired for under £10!'[/QUOTE]

[VioletProcyon]

[img]http://puu.sh/5hyPq.png[/img]

...uh

[Nuclear Syringe]

"I almost fell asleep twice in WWI."

[Makrin]

[quote=Ekalektik_1]Click on the link and it's a shovel and keeps digging itself deeper.[/quote]

[quote=Ekalektik_1]Waffles with chocolate sauce is concluded.[/quote]

[quote=Ekalektik_1]Oh dear, this jumps off the deep end of the best ideas I've ever had.[/quote]

These are eerily similar to things I've actually said.

[Rocko's]

[QUOTE]Why does Florida need to give to your door open and no one you know.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I'm still thinking on it, I LOVE my days chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool and all americans 10 thousand dollars. Since he is a club HAH[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Arkham City, short sequence featuring Arkham City.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Please stop trying to sleep.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Holy shit tropical storm ruining my vacation in Bel Air[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]"I LOVE to make another Earth. But i thought, NAW FORGET IT"[/QUOTE]

Man, a lot of these make more sense than what I used to say on FB.

[Gazpacho]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Typ0aQB.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N5kip0z.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bDdCfIC.png[/IMG]
I'm having too much fun with this shit

[Cyanish]

[quote]Smash Mouth has gotten even stranger.[/quote]
[quote]I need it.[/quote]
[quote]Why is it to be.[/quote]
[quote]Someone help, I'm thinking of playing EVE again.[/quote]
[quote]PA's a cthulhuesque horror.[/quote]
[quote]Is it still an all-nighter if you think of them?[/quote]
[quote]Richard Branson can kiss my hairy, white ass.[/quote]
[quote]Don't think water's supposed to go into my oats #muhgainz[/quote]
[quote]Noooo, JonTron why'd you crash a NES game neural disruptor.[/quote]
[quote]The pope's a gangster.[/quote]

Best for last:
[quote]The comments sections are always cesspools.[/quote]

[Number7Reds]

"Don't do drugs kids or something"

"and the dreadlocks around Saskatoon? Pretty talented."

[Vagak]

This is pretty much what we would be like if we turned into Horse_ebooks.

[Coridan]

[IMG]http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g351/marinedude10/pic18.png~original[/IMG]

[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]

[IMG]http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g351/marinedude10/pic7.png~original[/IMG]

[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]

[IMG]http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g351/marinedude10/pic16.png~original[/IMG]

[Hoterunoyume]

[QUOTE]"DO YOU NOT forget the kid that sits next to me in Art who dresses in the weirdest shit, and nunteachers."[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]"We still have projects like making board games. Best part is that I was partnered up with speech impediment, and a few days ago, and I mentioned it."[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]"DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT I know Derek"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]"bought the dvd set a fat kid who never showers, a scrawny weeaboo with speech impediment, and a striped burlap bag with a bunch of weird kids and nunteachers".[/QUOTE]
[B]WHAT[/B]

[QUOTE]"It was GROSS. blood flowing out of pins saying she loves manonman gay porn. I should start cataloging my poll" [/QUOTE]
[I][B]WHAT[/B][/I]

[QUOTE]"bought the dvd set a striped burlap bag with a bunch of pins saying she loves manonman gay porn. I mentioned it."[/QUOTE]

It keeps using the same posts. But the combinations are always great.

[SkrappyChap]

[quote]Oh wait don't care[/quote]
[quote]Mother of an emotional terrorist[/quote]
[quote]you guys are now[/quote]
[quote]Calling your favorite thing[/quote]
[quote]It kind of not summer anymore[/quote]

and my favorite
[quote]Seriously people, just enjoy screaming The tips of my grandma just asked me[/quote]

FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS

[quote]Oh god I'M a masochist Someone kill me
ME[/quote]

[NuGmanV3]

[quote]tfw you're physically incapable of fucking A USB open[/quote]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4[/media]

[editline]14th November 2013[/editline]

[quote]Could Jesus on a Laptop, chess on TV[/quote]

asking the hard hitting questions

[Hiruty]

"MY PENIS IS TINY"
"I never played COD, watched TV, facebooked, had commited mass suicide and WoW"
"Yes you FUCKING scary; I'm traumatized by this"
"Well america we signed special treaties with America we have emotions?"
"I never actually like"
"but then add come on. I'm in real life"
"my epins is a furry"
"It's meant to be more"