Time, sometimes i think why bother getting up. But end up getting up anyways.
Having to pee.
Have to go to school even though I don't want to but I know if I stopped I would regret it.
Not sleeping usually wakes me up.
My circadian rythm
The headache basically telling me to get the fuck out or else I am gonna have that headache all day long.
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;38211376]Now you see this is what I'm talking about. I mean sometimes I don't find reasons to get up except for practical ones as in I have to pee or w/e...[/QUOTE]
If you're really that insistent on being philosophical, you could make use of the "literal" responses. It shows most people don't have an overriding passion that gets them out of bed. People's interests are more diverse than that.
I guess for a while there was this girl I was interested in, and I would leap out of bed at 10am every weekday morning to message her before she went to school. After a while it was more like I felt I had to get up and keep up the routine, because I couldn't deal with the fact that the infatuation was fading.
The dog with butt-breath in my face.
On the weekends, knowing that I'm either going to do whatever I feel like doing or go hang out with people I enjoy being around.
On the weekdays, knowing that if I stop going to school now I'll get screwed out of a diploma and won't be able to collect my paltry SSA benefits that I need to help pay for post high school education.
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;38212573]If you're really that insistent on being philosophical, you could make use of the "literal" responses. It shows most people don't have an overriding passion that gets them out of bed. People's interests are more diverse than that.
I guess for a while there was this girl I was interested in, and I would leap out of bed at 10am every weekday morning to message her before she went to school. After a while it was more like I felt I had to get up and keep up the routine, because I couldn't deal with the fact that the infatuation was fading.[/QUOTE]
I guess you're right, I mean the only time I would've had a reason to get up in the morning other than practical, was when I had a gf and I was in love with her. Hmmph
What wakes me up in the moring?
The fact that when I go to work, I do good things. I protect the innocent and induce justice upon the world with my pistol in my holster and badge on my uniform.
My pep. I always spring out of bed with a smile on my face.
That, and hunger.
To pee before my bladder explodes
EDIT
Or I piss myself
the fucking amulance sometimes, since I live by a busy street and german sirens are seriously deafening like I'm not even joking. Why would you need a siren in the middle of the night, when most streets are empty
Nothing gets me up
Except for my girlfriend
About the only reason I get up and go in the morning is because I fear death, what's on the other side. There really isn't any other reason for me to bother to wake up every day.
My cat usually scratches my leg to wake me up.
Natural clock I guess, I don't even need my alarm.
If I'm too tired but still end up waking up in time (morning) then I guess it's because I'm just hungry.
My alarm clock, which I sometimes apparently turn off, go back asleep and wake up with no recollection of it.
My girlfriend calling me 4 hours before I'm supposed to wake :v:
My cat.
That fucking cunt just fucking appears out of nothing licking my nose
not asking for cheezburger
Nothing. I'm in a coma right now typing this with my newly found mind powers.
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;38211152]Wow, I was looking for something more of "Meaning of life" type of stuff, but you guys took it a little too literally. Hmmph.[/QUOTE]
Morningwood is the meaning of life.
Seeing my girlfriend in the day.
My cat
The thought of conquering the world
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38218776]Morningwood is the meaning of life.[/QUOTE]
Random wood pisses me off so much since I'm trying to cut back on my MT Batin time :L
Especially in the morning when I'm lying in bed and can't turn around cause of a huge rod poking out of my underwear.
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;38219412]Random wood pisses me off so much since I'm trying to cut back on my MT Batin time :L
Especially in the morning when I'm lying in bed and can't turn around cause of a huge rod poking out of my underwear.[/QUOTE]
The morning's nothing
It's second period that fucks me over
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38210993]You can sometimes be tired because you've slept too long.[/QUOTE]
This is unfortunately the case with me. Every time.
Literally?
I have two alarms. One's a quiet bedside one that wakes me up with the gentle grace of nature-y sounds. The second is my computer hooked up to very large speakers which will blast death metal if I'm not up in 5 minutes after the first. The system is insanely fool-proof and I usually wake up out of fear of the second alarm.
Philosophically?
To keep trudging along the absolutely shit college system so I can get my dual-major and support my boyfriend down the road.
This thread was depressing in the OP then everyone took it literally :v:
I get up to make money so I can buy objects.
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