• I will Max Payne-ify (memorable) Facepunch quotes.
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ive played so much max payne that i read this in his voice
"This was a love like no other. I felt a nice heat rush through my lower body as I lolled my head back again, spurting my load all over my own chest and face. This was what I call a morning wakeup. I kept the picture open, staring at it for some time before saving it on my computer. It was the only thing in my fap folder; and it has been for a very long time. Autumn. I love you. I want to be with you. There is no one like you in this world. Please don't judge me.. I just had to come clean. It's been tearing at my conscience for months." <3 you Aspen
[QUOTE=Mr. Tripp;41550488]"This was a love like no other. I felt a nice heat rush through my lower body as I lolled my head back again, spurting my load all over my own chest and face. This was what I call a morning wakeup. I kept the picture open, staring at it for some time before saving it on my computer. It was the only thing in my fap folder; and it has been for a very long time. Autumn. I love you. I want to be with you. There is no one like you in this world. Please don't judge me.. I just had to come clean. It's been tearing at my conscience for months."[/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1203483[/url]. Dat thread is amazing. He got perma banned for expressing his love for Autumn, wow these mods are tyrants.
"You just cum in a vag til it happens." - Garry Newman
'Oh GOD your big purple dragon dick feels SO good inside of me' - MrFlashCat
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;41549482]I want a wallpaper on the Monkey_123 Quote.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://i.imgur.com/piNAkyJ.png"]Why the fuck did I[/URL] [URL="http://i.imgur.com/Ayoh0tH.png"]bother to do this?[/URL] Also available in [URL=http://i.imgur.com/HPSoAot.gif]mind scorcher mode[/URL].
Not an FP quote, but I think the whole spiel about being a navy seal sniper and gorilla warfare and whatnot would make for a good one of these. [editline]22nd July 2013[/editline] [quote]What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.[/quote]
For some reason this reminds me of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA]this[/url] which by the way was awesome
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;41552601][URL="http://i.imgur.com/piNAkyJ.png"]Why the fuck did I[/URL] [URL="http://i.imgur.com/Ayoh0tH.png"]bother to do this?[/URL] Also available in [URL=http://i.imgur.com/HPSoAot.gif]mind scorcher mode[/URL].[/QUOTE] ~i love you~
[QUOTE]My dream involved me sticking my pregnancy stick in her mouth, and forcefeeding her. My friend James was ramming her up the ass. Alec was up the vagina. and Dan was boobies.[/QUOTE] [editline]22nd July 2013[/editline] ooooops i didn't read the op
i am here
"Well, simply. The pony car can be fueled up by putting a gas pistol in her pussy, then if the story continues like that, they should put that in Rule 34 Raheal, not deviantART. Jeez, am I being called a pedo for this? Because this is only a young girl show in two seasons." -Knux95
[QUOTE=Hatley;41556950]"Well, simply. The pony car can be fueled up by putting a gas pistol in her pussy, then if the story continues like that, they should put that in Rule 34 Raheal, not deviantART. Jeez, am I being called a pedo for this? Because this is only a young girl show in two seasons." -Knux95[/QUOTE] I came here to request that.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;41557310]I came here to request that.[/QUOTE] you got it [t]http://files.1337upload.net/younggirlshow.png[/t]
do this [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1290835&p=41507503&viewfull=1#post41507503[/url]
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;41552601]Also available in [URL=http://i.imgur.com/HPSoAot.gif]mind scorcher mode[/URL].[/QUOTE]That feels oddly comforting to look at, like i'm back in 2005.
[i]"Nah I don't mind banning the entirety of russia tbh, it has always been a dream of mine ~"[/i] - postal
Anything from [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1268769"]this thread[/URL]? For example: "Demons are different than people, regardless of skin color. If having a section of discrimination against [B]malevolent[/B] entities is going to spark demonic witch hunts, keep note I did (attempt) to put it under a spoiler tag (for those in the know). ;)" -RaptillaMajor
Do my title!
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;41561264]Do my title![/QUOTE] how is that memorable also @ everyone else i'll get around to them tonight when i can't sleep, stay tuned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
'How do I get rid of my freakish nipples? They are causing me great stress' - Iago
"I'm making a tulpa. Expect a thread about asking questions to it some time next year. No I'm not crazy. You may think I'm saying that because I actually am crazy but if that was true then Tibetan monks must also be crazy." - Eonart
Fancy doing my Toxx? I want to print it out to stick on my wall so I can be reminded of how poor Im going to be. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1242252&p=39347336&viewfull=1#post39347336[/url]
Do tihs [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1290835&p=41516771#post41516771[/url]
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