The 'Would you rather...?' game - General

Rule a colony of ants, obvious, be amazing. Would you rather rule over the dead and bend them to your will or have a piece of candy.

Depends what kind of candy. Normally undead but if it is banana taffy i would choose candy. Would you rather watch The Hills or shoot yourself in the knees?

Watch the hills. Would you rather look up or down?

Down. Would you rather have all 4 limbs copped off with an axe or be deaf and then have your eyeballs gouged out and tongue ripped out?

Chopped off with an Axe Would you rather get a blowjob from Garry or Hezzy?

Hezzy, because I have a feeling the favor I'd have to give him in return wouldn't be as bad. Would you rather be trapped on an island alone, or with 7 other people?

Hezzy alone would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? (i suggested this because I was ninja'd :ninja:)

[QUOTE=Ace of Snails;23320357]Hezzy alone would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? (i suggested this because I was ninja'd :ninja:)[/QUOTE] Ninja, then I could steal a Samurai sword :). Would you rather have sex with Megan Fox or Jessica Alba?

Megan Fox. Would you rather take a piss on a shit or take a shit on a puddle of piss?

piss on shit would you rather have sex with a dog or a dead person?

dead person Would you rather post a thread about your wetdream, or a thread about creepy porn art

[QUOTE=Kiwi Bird;23320747]dead person Would you rather post a thread about your wetdream, or a thread about creepy porn art[/QUOTE] Wetdream. Would you rather have Jedi Powers or be a Banana Man? P.S. Fenriswolf's response to this is the best lol.

[QUOTE=skulltooth;23320756]Wetdream. Would you rather have Jedi Powers or be a Banana Man?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY[/media]

[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;23320789][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY[/media][/QUOTE] +1 informitive

[QUOTE=Ace of Snails;23320876]+1 informitive[/QUOTE] I see.

So back to the game - [b] I LOST THE GAME [/b] Anyway, Would you rather eat Fenriswolf when he's a banana man or when he's not?

Banana man. Would you rather drink a gallon of tobacco spit or have cum inserted in your dick via catheter

fuck you, worst question to answer so far would you rather be paralyzed [b]neck down[/b] for the rest of your life and have a gay caretaker that gives you anal every day or have a dildo the width of 4 beer cans shuved up your arse

That depends on the range of paralysis im going to get.

??? Would you rather cut your dick off and smash your balls flat or cut your balls off and smash your dick flat

What is the difference? Would you rAther drink a gallon of tobacco spit or have cum inserted in your penis via catetheR

i dunno what catether is, but i say that. Would you rather be mauled to death by a gorilla or be smashed by a Tank?

smashed by a tank would you rather have sex with johnny depp or vin deasel

Vin Deasel Would you rather grad a cats skin off with a cheese grader and staple it back on or break a babies neck

[QUOTE=BluFox;23323487]Vin Deasel Would you rather grad a cats skin off with a cheese grader and staple it back on or break a babies neck[/QUOTE] break a babies neck would you rather be a hermaphrodite or have no genitals?

No Genitals, I'd rather be labeled as.. Hey that guy lost his nuts in a horrific accident instead of.. Hey that guy has titties and a penis. Would you rather be fisted by a fist ... or a fist.

A fist Would you rather get shot in the gut, or have sex with your mom while your dad watches?

Shot in the gut. Would you save 10 Children, or 100 adults from death in a burning building?

[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;23323646]Shot in the gut. Would you save 10 Children, or 100 adults from death in a burning building?[/QUOTE] 10 children, which i would all bring into my van would you rather be permabanned from fp and banned from your favourite game or be permabanned from your favourite game and banned from fp

First option Would you rather eat shit, or eat sick.