The 'Would you rather...?' game - General

[QUOTE=mr.pie;23323869]First option Would you rather eat shit, or eat sick.[/QUOTE] Hmmm....... tricky. I'd eat the shit behind door [b]number two[/b]. :rimshot: Drink water forever, or have orange juice constantly falling on you?

Drink water. the latter would get sticky. uhm...go out and get yourself as sunburned as possible, or sit down and read twilight.

sit down and read twilight would you solve calculus forever or be in a never ending history lesson

solve calculus, duh there probably isnt even enough history get kicked full whack on the teeth or a ruler full whack on the teeth

get kicked watch the entire twilight series in a room full of 13 year old emos or die in a fire over the course of a millennium?

[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;23330331]get kicked watch the entire twilight series in a room full of 13 year old emos or die in a fire over the course of a millennium?[/QUOTE] Die in a fire. Would you rather give and elephant a blowjob, or a kangaroo one?

Kangaroo, Would you rather cut your throat or stab yourself in the heart?

Kangaroo. Would you rather eat shit or drink piss?

Drink piss. I already know what it tastes like. Would you rather get screwed in the bum by a prison inmate or screw a prison inmate in the bum?

Screw the inmate Would you rather stick your dick in peanut butter or watch a gay porno with the entire family?

Peanut butter. Would you rather have all steam games for free or have the golden wrench?

All games, obviously. Fucked by hentai hot dickgirl or fuck a granny. [dont ask]

Fucked by hentai dickgirl :haw: Would you rather have a single bullet that works or unlimited bullets that can't kill?

Think of all the possibilities with unlimited harmless bullets! I'll take those. Eat an apple that tastes like shit or eat shit that tastes like an apple?

shit taste like apple butsecks or cum forever

I'm not sure I understand the question. Would you rather own an armed APC or a helicopter?

APC. Would you rather have them play Benny Hill at your funeral, or be forced to listen to it for a week nonstop, and have it in your dreams as well?

umm... funeral? I might do that anyways. Swallow a hotdog whole or lick a cat while it's shedding

lick a cat Get assraped by a guy who uses lube, or get assraped by a girl using a strapon who isn't using lube? Oh, and it has ridges too. :V

Second Option. Kill yourself, or kill your entire country while you live?

Myself. Blow up North Korea and all of its innocent people, or blow up Iraq and all of its innocent people? Why fuck me?

fuck you. North Korea. would you rather run to a bathroom that is clean(you might not make it) or quickly walk to the filthy dirty disgusting bathroom nearby?

Run to a clean one. Would you rather shit on a baby and suck its dick or have the baby shit on you and have it suck your dick?

shit on baby would you rather be in a coma or get a STD

Coma. Would you rather know or NOT know what exact time and date you were going to die?

Know, then on the day before, do fucking anything I want. Would you rather be black, or a handicap? (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

Black Would you rather build a PC or buy one

Build a PC. Would you rather die by drowning or die by asphyxia/chocking?

Choking. Would you rather throw toast at someone? Or lamp oil?

Toast. Would you rather be a FacePunch Mod that No-One Likes, or a Respected User, With a title of choice?