Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I like military marches and national anthems better than regular music and like uniforms better than normal clothing.
[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;49480813]I like military marches and national anthems better than regular music and like uniforms better than normal clothing.[/QUOTE]
If it wasn't for the fact that wearing military clothing reeks of stolen valor or being an edgelord I would wear it all the time, its cheap, durable clothing, especially the boots.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49455977]I first learned to jerk it when I was like 15.[/QUOTE]
21 was my first time, learned ages before though.
[QUOTE=Qaus;49480856]21 was my first time, learned ages before though.[/QUOTE]
Wow. :v:
i can understand how it can seem impressive going that long without masturbating [I]after[/I] doing it the first time, but before your first time it's easy to suppress those urges.
I don't like how I look without facial hair. Which is saying something because when I grow facial hair it's not terribly impressive.
[QUOTE=Qaus;49481664]i can understand how it can seem impressive going that long without masturbating [I]after[/I] doing it the first time, but before your first time it's easy to suppress those urges.[/QUOTE]
I don't think I've gone more than a week without it since I figured that out as a kid.
I've noticed every other page ends up dedicated to masturbation and/or dildos.
Facepunch needs to fuck more. [sp]me included[/sp]
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49482088]I've noticed every other page ends up dedicated to masturbation and/or dildos.
Facepunch needs to fuck more. [sp]me included[/sp][/QUOTE]
Well a for good start, we can all fuck ourselves! I mean we have hands, what else do we need?
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49455977]I first learned to jerk it when I was like 15.[/QUOTE]
Why do you lie to yourself?
At the age of 5-6 here.
I think at the age of 10 I stuck my dick near a Jacuzzi jet stream.
Then I learned what joy was.
I dunno about you guys but I began smacking my junk around pretty young. It wasn't a refined technique or anything, but looking back it's pretty clear what it was
I think I got in trouble for doing it in class one time because I didn't know what it was when I was like 7
I own a dakimakaru.
I don't know the character on it, but I only bought it because it had a catgirl on it. I do remember asking around if anyone knew who it was, and someone ended up pointing out that it was some kind of off-brand version of some anime.
I think it may be a bootleg or something.
[QUOTE=Qaus;49480856]21 was my first time, learned ages before though.[/QUOTE]
I knew how to forever, but didn't until only 2 years ago when I was 18.
Now I jerk it at least once a day unless I'm constantly busy.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49482749]I own a dakimakaru.
I don't know the character on it, but I only bought it because it had a catgirl on it. I do remember asking around if anyone knew who it was, and someone ended up pointing out that it was some kind of off-brand version of some anime.
I think it may be a bootleg or something.[/QUOTE]
I can't wait to get a Katia daki!(SFW)
I have daydreams of being a meme
[QUOTE=slayer20;49482749]I own a dakimakaru.
I don't know the character on it, but I only bought it because it had a catgirl on it. I do remember asking around if anyone knew who it was, and someone ended up pointing out that it was some kind of off-brand version of some anime.
I think it may be a bootleg or something.[/QUOTE]
I own a body pillow but not the kind with an anime chick on it
it's just the pillow that goes on the inside
it's pretty fantastic
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49482890]I have daydreams of being a meme[/QUOTE]
From what I have seen from various interviews with people who became memes, it's pretty terrible. People pester you and that meme gets repeated back to you over and over and over and over again until you wish it never happened.
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49482821]I can't wait to get a Katia daki!(SFW)[/QUOTE]
Honestly if I could find a better daki of someone I actually know and like, I would. But all the characters I like don't have good dakis of them, except maybe 1.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49482913]Honestly if I could find a better daki of someone I actually know and like, I would. But all the characters I like don't have good dakis of them, except maybe 1.[/QUOTE]
You could probably get one made.
[url]https://www.etsy.com/market/dakimakura[/url]
I prefer hugging a nice plushie. :v: I really want a Panda one tho... or maybe a skunk one.
[QUOTE=phygon;49482932]You could probably get one made.
[url]https://www.etsy.com/market/dakimakura[/url][/QUOTE]
Yeah but it'd have to be really high quality and it'd probably cost way too much
This reminds me that I want a really poorly made dakimakura of myself. No real reason other than I think it'd be funny to have around. Maybe give it to a friend as a gag gift.
[QUOTE=Skunky;49483136]I prefer hugging a nice plushie. :v: I really want a Panda one tho... or maybe a skunk one.[/QUOTE]
I prefer that as well. My room's absolutely littered with random plush toys of varying sizes, and the quality/texture they use would make for a pretty good pillow (which now makes me wonder if they make pillows using the same material).
When i worked in a supermarket, i used to just take food from the shelves, "accidentally" drop them so they open and have to take them to the bin for waste, and then i'd just eat them.
Also when my friend worked in the bakery department, she used to just bake a few extra chicken slices and cheese twists and take them into the canteen for us to eat when we had the same shift.
once while I was hanging out with a friend at my house, and she got a message which was a video of some Indian dude streaming his dick to her. Naturally, I offered to take her phone, rub myself up a bit, and video my own old boy to him. Needles to say, the stream ended quickly
I've posted nude pictures of myself online
[QUOTE=kyle877;49481681]I don't like how I look without facial hair. Which is saying something because when I grow facial hair it's not terribly impressive.[/QUOTE]
I've not been without facial hair for the past three years or so, and I don't plan on changing that. Without it, I look like a fifteen-year old, and with it, I actually look like my age - sometimes even older. I like it.
Also, that sweet scruff bro.
Lucky Star's intro is stuck into my head it's so catchy for me
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49478289]I'm starting to worry about my relationship with alcohol, it's way too effective at staving off depression and that plus cutting myself are becoming my main coping mechanisms[/QUOTE]
i've tried alcohol as a coping mechanism once. felt like it helped at first, then it suddenly made things a lot worse.
so yeah, probably not gonna do that again. i've started drinking less and less in general too, though, nowadays i go out and get drunk like once a month instead of once or twice a week like i did a year ago.
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