• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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After watching a video on a colony of ants consuming a geckos body, I am very morbidly curious about how long it would take for ants to say cleanup a human body on a battlefield. Yeah, fucked up I know but it's something which I'd honestly like to know. I mean fuck, they can clear a gecko body in five hours flat. That's skill.
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49485591]I've been wanking since I was like 8, when I never even knew what it was called[/QUOTE] I've been doing that since I was like 5
I get hit by frequent stabs of emotional and existential pain and cringe. It sucks.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;49486740]After watching a video on a colony of ants consuming a geckos body, I am very morbidly curious about how long it would take for ants to say cleanup a human body on a battlefield. Yeah, fucked up I know but it's something which I'd honestly like to know. I mean fuck, they can clear a gecko body in five hours flat. That's skill.[/QUOTE] This sort of research does in fact exist, in the form of [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_farm]body farms[/url], which are tasked with studying the decomposition of bodies in various environmental and biological conditions. This information is invaluable for forensic scientists in law enforcement, archaeology, etc. For the non-squeamish, this article documents such a facility, complete with pictures (obviously nsfw): [url]http://www.damninteresting.com/the-remains-of-doctor-bass/[/url] On topic, I unironically enjoy 90s dance music. I will never stop blasting this at full volume at stoplights. [video]https://youtu.be/kKqsV3t94PY[/video]
I started to jerk off when I was like eleven but I didn't orgasm until like 13. Before that I'd just whack it until that post-orgasm pain started (but no orgasm had occurred).
that sounds painful
I just returned from the sex shop with a bed bondage kit and some other things
[QUOTE=Cold Finger;49482399]I think at the age of 10 I stuck my dick near a Jacuzzi jet stream. Then I learned what joy was.[/QUOTE] I got too close to a jacuzzi jet stream once. Please don't make the same mistake I did.
I like making people feel like they're worth something by showering them with genuine praise and interest, but the moment they do something off or terrible, I can't help but hold permanent grudges against them. Esp. if they make me feel like they just want me to be around for "entertainment purposes".
I ate [B]a bug[/B].
[QUOTE=T553412;49489126]that sounds painful[/QUOTE]It kinda was, and I didn't get any real satisfaction from it because I'd just rub until pain and no release. Then my body decided to enable orgasms and my life has been smooth sailing ever since
I lost my virginity when TGIF came on TV and was on in the background. You know how hard it is to keep an erection with Steve Urkel saying Did I Do Thaaaaaaaat
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49489228]I just returned from the sex shop with a bed bondage kit and some other things[/QUOTE] Just put it on my bed and had lots of fun putting myself in, though only as far as I could without being unable to undo it Now I just need someone in it, be it me or someone else
I wish my life was as kinky as killerjaguar's
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49491097]I wish my life was as kinky as killerjaguar's[/QUOTE] Just go to a sex shop Surprisingly, I think there were slightly more women than men there. And all the employees were female.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49491122]Just go to a sex shop Surprisingly, I think there were slightly more women than men there. And all the employees were female.[/QUOTE] Whenever I go to the adult store, it's always a single female employee working there. I've never seen a guy work there before. I've also never seen the same female more than twice whenever I go there.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49491173]Whenever I go to the adult store, it's always a single female employee working there. I've never seen a guy work there before. I've also never seen the same female more than twice whenever I go there.[/QUOTE] Last time I was in an adult shop, this cute girl kept talking about how crazy awesome anal is. I wasn't even there for anything interesting. Just condoms and lube. But holy shit she just went on about positions and things to do.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;49486740]After watching a video on a colony of ants consuming a geckos body, I am very morbidly curious about how long it would take for ants to say cleanup a human body on a battlefield. Yeah, fucked up I know but it's something which I'd honestly like to know. I mean fuck, they can clear a gecko body in five hours flat. That's skill.[/QUOTE] Five hours cleaning up a gecko.. I doubt they could clean up a soldier's body lol and it would take long, and with the help of other, opportunistic scavenging species duh? Maybe in special circumstances. Also.. what kind of ants are you talking about, what the hell? Surely they don't all consume meat? Or do some members of (up to) every ant society eat meat?
Even though I've hooked up with many, many people and hooking up is super easy for me I've never been in a relationship. Whenever I try to take it from just hooking up to being an actual relationship, they don't feel the same way [sp]I just want someone to cuddle.[/sp]
[QUOTE=phygon;49491522]Even though I've hooked up with many, many people and hooking up is super easy for me I've never been in a relationship. Whenever I try to take it from just hooking up to being an actual relationship, they don't feel the same way [sp]I just want someone to cuddle.[/sp][/QUOTE] then don't take it from hooking up to being in a relationship take it from not knowing them to being in a relationship, or dating to being in a relationship, or friendship to relationship
[QUOTE=Skwee;49491543]then don't take it from hooking up to being in a relationship take it from not knowing them to being in a relationship, or dating to being in a relationship, or friendship to relationship[/QUOTE] I don't try to take it directly from hooking up to a relationship, I do attempt to date them and they're not interested As for dating, I feel like I just have the worst luck. My most recent attempt at dating ended with her stopping all contact with me after it was going great (and she was telling her friends it was going great as well). A week and a half into it she just stopped talking to me and stopped mentioning me to her friends. They have no idea what happened either, and I'm friends with them as well so if she told them I'd know Either that or I'm angling for dating and we end up hooking up almost immediately regardless This sounds like such a bizarre thing to complain about, almost like a humble brag, but it's really not. This sucks.
all this sex talk is making me uncomfortable for whatever reason
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49491752]all this sex talk is making me uncomfortable for whatever reason[/QUOTE] Should I make you feel comfortable? [sp]sorry not sorry[/sp]
I'm able to leave in 2 says for BMT because my girlfriend has two of the most amazing friends I've ever met. She is super depressed about it but I know she has people to lean on if she needs it. [editline]9th January 2016[/editline] Also when I'm done with my service my dog will be 11 and I don't think he is gonna live past 10. Makes me wanna cry. I'd take him but he is a pit bull
i'm gay but every once in a while i'd like to play with clit
i'm straight but every once in a while i'd like to play with dick
I have genital warts in my urethra, I have to have treatment every week. The nurse opens my urethra whilst the doctor uses a nitrogen freeze gun to freeze the wart on the inside of penis. It hurts like fuck. I've been having treatment for like 3 months. Sometimes the wart bleeds when I masturbate so it looks like I cum blood, like the cannibal corpse song. Seriously, wear condoms.
Don't need to tell my twice to wear rubber hats. I'm already scared enough as is of accidentally becoming a dad and/or contracting something.
Yeah - I'd still rather have my inner-dick-wart than a child
I went to a sex shop once. The thing that frightened me most were the prices.
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