Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I once walked into a Spencer's not knowing what they had. "Stuff....Stuff....that is a Hilary Clinton blow up doll....huh I think I am done here."
At least I now know where to get a Dildo if I get curious.
Well, my mom just caught me watching gay shit. She's not mad about it though :s:
When I was in high school, my friends took me to Spencer's and when I saw the dildo I ran out. My friends later mocked me for that.
How much I've changed...
[QUOTE=ratman;49493689]Yeah - I'd still rather have my inner-dick-wart than a child[/QUOTE]
it [I]is[/I] your child
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49493326]i'm gay but every once in a while i'd like to play with clit[/QUOTE]
I totally want to try sex with both genders, but know it'd never be love with a woman. Just seems like fun, tbh :v:
I get these weird ideas about the origins of things all the time
like
Your handedness is actually decided by on which side of the toilet the paper roll is hanging, when you are a toddler.
Smoking stuff was discovered by some idiots that thought they could smell how good a specific plant would burn.
[editline]10th January 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=kijji;49493876]Well, my mom just caught me watching gay shit. She's not mad about it though :s:[/QUOTE]
just claim that you were watching workout tutorials or some shit, that is what I have heard from other people. This brings me to a confession:
I have never been caught watching porn, ever.
[editline]10th January 2016[/editline]
either that, or the experience of being caught was so horrible that the memory is repressed
my mom was a horrible mom
[QUOTE=ratman;49493689]Yeah - I'd still rather have my inner-dick-wart than a child[/QUOTE]
this is a frightening opinion
I'm joining a fraternity next year once I finish my last semester of not-really-college. I figured that by being in one I'd have to be social, or else risk staying cooped in a dorm for 4 years and leave with severely deteriorated social skills.
I'm honestly mostly terrified of being a parent, and don't want to be one because I don't believe I can do it right. My great-great-grandfather was an alcoholic who abused his son, his son (great-grandpa) became an alcoholic who abused everyone in his life and continued to do so even on his deathbed, my dad's father left him when he was 9 and idk what else happened, and my father was never around from 7-16 and did non-physical stuff to me (I think) that's fucked a lot of my personal side up.
I just don't trust myself ot be a Dad, and don't think I could do it right. Not worth the risk- I don't want to inflict on someone else what was done to me and as far as I can tell this cycle can't be broken
[editline]9th January 2016[/editline]
my dad, when I said I didn't want kids, told me I ruined his christmas and then compared me to the uncle he always mocks and then mumbled something about my complete of dating success under his breath. and he's tried to throw me down the stairs more than once in the past- and I've noticed similar anger issues in myself. The former experience hurt me, but is par for the course for what I've come to expect, and the latter is just an example of the behavior I wish to avoid
I have always lied compulsively to protect myself and as a result I don't think I ever actually loved myself or anyone else in my life
it's so much easier to keep lying to myself than continue trying to understand emotions because there's no logic behind them
my thought process has always been that everything I experience can be explained and that there's a rational cause for it
now I'm unsure if I even know what love or happiness is supposed to feel like and I have punished myself for it for years
at least I feel something
I got my first actual girlfriend today, feels good.
I cracked open another bottle of rum from my cruise, one of my 'good' bottles.
God League has never been so much fun
[editline]10th January 2016[/editline]
Also for a real confession: I'm never satisfied with the video games I play. I always want some else from them.
And a personal confession: [sp]If I ever had a girl asked me if I was into anything kinky my god I would be in love if she would put on some cat ears, as weird as that sounds. Biggest turn on for me ever. I don't even like anime but catgirls are the best[/sp]
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49498047]I cracked open another bottle of rum from my cruise, one of my 'good' bottles.
God League has never been so much fun
[editline]10th January 2016[/editline]
Also for a real confession: I'm never satisfied with the video games I play. I always want some else from them.
And a personal confession: [sp]If I ever had a girl asked me if I was into anything kinky my god I would be in love if she would put on some cat ears, as weird as that sounds. Biggest turn on for me ever. I don't even like anime but catgirls are the best[/sp][/QUOTE]
Cat girls are the best! Just depends how far you are gonna go for that fluffy feline ass.
I don't see how that is really weird to be honest. :v:
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49498964]Cat girls are the best! Just depends how far you are gonna go for that fluffy feline ass.[/QUOTE]
I don't know about cat ears, but tail butt plugs. Oh my god.
[QUOTE=cartman300;49499025]I don't know about cat ears, but tail butt plugs. Oh my god.[/QUOTE]
I found one of those under the sheets of my brother's bed.
To be honest, I have no idea if it's for him or his gf.
[QUOTE=phygon;49499147]I found one of those under the sheets of my brother's bed.
To be honest, I have no idea if it's for him or his gf.[/QUOTE]
nice :v:
I'm frightened to walk outside during night.
I hate to sound like that one white kid who goes to a rich school and wealthy household, but that's not the truth.
Killings and stabbings happen too often in my neighbourhood, 10 minute drive to another area from me is notorious for Bloods versus Crips gun violence.
douno how common this is in america but:
Just of late 2015, I found a bolt action hunting rifle wood stock (no mechanism or trigger) sawed half way down the barrel beside a dumpster in a back alleyway, most likely to conceal in coats or bags. I can count a good handful of bouquets due to stabbings just 5 to 10 minutes from my house. It's a scary feeling walking past this stuff so often.
though most thats ever happened to me was getting mugged on a public bus, but not losing anything due to friends sitting beside and said muggers bus stop being right on time, even though they claimed they'd follow us on our stop and other threats. :suicide:
[QUOTE=SirDavid255;49499462]I'm frightened to walk outside during night.
I hate to sound like that one white kid who goes to a rich school and wealthy household, but that's not the truth.
Killings and stabbings happen too often in my neighbourhood, 10 minute drive to another area from me is notorious for Bloods versus Crips gun violence.
douno how common this is in america but:
Just of late 2015, I found a bolt action hunting rifle wood stock (no mechanism or trigger) sawed half way down the barrel beside a dumpster in a back alleyway, most likely to conceal in coats or bags. I can count a good handful of bouquets due to stabbings just 5 to 10 minutes from my house. It's a scary feeling walking past this stuff so often.
though most thats ever happened to me was getting mugged on a public bus, but not losing anything due to friends sitting beside and said muggers bus stop being right on time, even though they claimed they'd follow us on our stop and other threats. :suicide:[/QUOTE]
It's totally okay to be scared if you live in an area well known for violence. Especially if you've experienced a mugging yourself (those can turn bad very quickly).
I don't mind walking at night myself, but I do find myself often looking over my shoulder to see if someone is 'following' me. And there are certainly areas that I would not want to live in and walk around at night.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49499723]I'm curious if sexual advances would be effective in stopping a mugging, like would the pure what factor be disarming enough to buy you window of escape?
"Aye big boy that's a pretty knife you got there, got anything else hidden in those pants to jab me with?~"[/QUOTE]
And then you get stabbed.
Or if you're a woman, actually raped. That doesn't sound like a good idea.
[QUOTE=cartman300;49499803]Or if you're a woman, actually raped. That doesn't sound like a good idea.[/QUOTE]
or if you're a guy and the attacker happens to be gay, actually raped. That still doesn't sound like a good idea.
or they take it quite literally and pull another knife out of their pants and actually stab you with it
Overall: Not a good idea. Maybe interesting for some kinky Roleplay if you are into that. :v:
Unless you're actually horny and want the guy to fuck you.
if you act like you're mentally impaired or something you could make the mugger feel bad and awkward enough that he won't try to stab you
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49499984]if you act like you're mentally impaired or something you could make the mugger feel bad and awkward enough that he won't try to stab you[/QUOTE]
Friend of mine in cross country did this to make the TSA feel terrible. He acted generally off and yelped and squirmed whenever they touched him
I guess you could maybe buy couple extra seconds via causing confusion but if you can't run that won't help you much.
I lost my friend to PC master races
I know, I thought that was a joke too at the beginning.
I thought that by being a sperg it would keep me from going to war, but it turns out that I'm still eligible for drafting since I'm high-functioning.
That's why I'm going into hiding if I ever get drafted because fuck that noise.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49500756]I thought that by being a sperg it would keep me from going to war, but it turns out that I'm still eligible for drafting since I'm high-functioning.
That's why I'm going into hiding if I ever get drafted because fuck that noise.[/QUOTE]
Ah, yeah the draft opens things up. I was actually pretty well set-up to go into AF ROTC and go for a pilot slot since my prereq scores were super fucking high- but I got cold feet at the whole "ten-year committment" thing and turns out ADHD invalidates you from being a pilot (wonder why :v:) or in the military at all really.
But during the draft they get desperate and overlook most things. I don't anticipate a draft in the US for any reason though, it was too unpopular last time and if it comes to needing that sort of force it would be due to an attack from Russia or China (which I doubt) and I don't think we'd need a draft to get the required manpower.
Honestly part of the reason I'd consider working for AMRDEC is so I could avoid the draft by being one of the scientists/engineers the government needs to make weapons.
I feel like an edgelord but engineering ethics already get to me- I don't know if I could work on defense or weapons projects. But a job is a job, and with budgets for spacecraft not being too hot and job prospects not being great (spacex is not entirely perfect) defense industry may be where i end up
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