Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49499723]I'm curious if sexual advances would be effective in stopping a mugging, like would the pure what factor be disarming enough to buy you window of escape?
"Aye big boy that's a pretty knife you got there, got anything else hidden in those pants to jab me with?~"[/QUOTE]
Depends on the mugger
[QUOTE=phygon;49499147]I found one of those under the sheets of my brother's bed.
To be honest, I have no idea if it's for him or his gf.[/QUOTE]
My girlfriend got me some cat ears, as a surprise gift last Halloween.
Sometimes I wear them inside my house.
[QUOTE=cartman300;49499025]I don't know about cat ears, but tail butt plugs. Oh my god.[/QUOTE]
I like the whole [URL="http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/_images/c2fd7e92fe6b2099b4ce7354ad463a9d/2587%20-%20Katia_Managan%20adorable%20artist%3ARadian%20casually_underdressed%20green_eyes%20mercandise%20modern_clothing%20smiling.png"]package[/URL], know what I'm sayin?
I'm gonna get some cat ears and a tail from a friend and we're gonna use it along with what I bought earlier
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49499723]I'm curious if sexual advances would be effective in stopping a mugging, like would the pure what factor be disarming enough to buy you window of escape?
"Aye big boy that's a pretty knife you got there, got anything else hidden in those pants to jab me with?~"[/QUOTE]
That is just dangerous the best thing to do in a mugging is one of the 4.
1. If you know self defense techniques use them.
2. Submit and hand over your belongings
3. Run and call the police.
4. If you conceal carry, you might have a chance to get him first.
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49501182]That is just dangerous the best thing to do in a mugging is one of the 4.
1. If you know self defense techniques use them.
2. Submit and hand over your belongings
3. Run and call the police.
4. If you conceal carry, you might have a chance to get him first.[/QUOTE]
5. Cry and probably get stabbed because you are scared to do anything else. :v:
6. Try to protect yourself and get fucked up instead.
Most likely how it would go for me.
[QUOTE=Skunky;49501192]5. Cry and probably get stabbed because you are scared to do anything else. :v:
6. Try to protect yourself and get fucked up instead.
Most likely how it would go for me.[/QUOTE]
When I was in Paris with my school in 10th grade some gypsy tried to divert attention from me(so someone else could pickpocket me), didn't know what was going on but out of fucking nowhere an elderly old woman came and front kicked him into a crowd and dragged me along then started scolding me in danish, I was really confused.
It turned out it was my german teacher :pwn:
[QUOTE=paindoc;49500861]Ah, yeah the draft opens things up. I was actually pretty well set-up to go into AF ROTC and go for a pilot slot since my prereq scores were super fucking high- but I got cold feet at the whole "ten-year committment" thing and turns out ADHD invalidates you from being a pilot (wonder why :v:) or in the military at all really.
But during the draft they get desperate and overlook most things. I don't anticipate a draft in the US for any reason though, it was too unpopular last time and if it comes to needing that sort of force it would be due to an attack from Russia or China (which I doubt) and I don't think we'd need a draft to get the required manpower.
Honestly part of the reason I'd consider working for AMRDEC is so I could avoid the draft by being one of the scientists/engineers the government needs to make weapons.
I feel like an edgelord but engineering ethics already get to me- I don't know if I could work on defense or weapons projects. But a job is a job, and with budgets for spacecraft not being too hot and job prospects not being great (spacex is not entirely perfect) defense industry may be where i end up[/QUOTE]
Wiat, ADHD is a disqualifier? I've got that and severe asthma.
Guess I'm fairly safe from the military then.
fuck prickpocketers
[QUOTE=bdd458;49501421]Wiat, ADHD is a disqualifier? I've got that and severe asthma.
Guess I'm fairly safe from the military then.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, its a disqualifier but during urgent times it will be passed over. Amphetamines are purged fairly quickly, so you could pretty easily fib and still get into the guard or reserve but if you get tested or someone notices it you could get hit with fraudulent enlistment.
ADHD/Anxiety are also disqualifiers for pilots licenses', unless you have the dosh to pay the FAA medical examiner to supervise and test you and can show you'll manage to fly safely without medication
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49501437]fuck p[B]r[/B]ickpocketers[/QUOTE]
Are these people raiding your pants for an entirely different reason?
I always check under the toilet seat before I sit down on it. Spiders yo'.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49501715]I always check under the toilet seat before I sit down on it. Spiders yo'.[/QUOTE]
Had to check flagdog to see if you're Strayan
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49499723]I'm curious if sexual advances would be effective in stopping a mugging, like would the pure what factor be disarming enough to buy you window of escape?
"Aye big boy that's a pretty knife you got there, got anything else hidden in those pants to jab me with?~"[/QUOTE]
How to turn petty theft into homicide in one easy step
I'm afraid of Italians
[QUOTE=Tarver;49502523]I'm afraid of Italians[/QUOTE]
Hey there...
[QUOTE=enricociccio;49502590]Hey there...[/QUOTE]
i was kidding when i said as roma are a joke pls leave me alone
Girls are best when they look like guys
Guys are best when they look like girls
[editline]10th January 2016[/editline]
Those two lines have exactly equal line lengths.
catgirls are pretty cool I guess
[editline]11th January 2016[/editline]
[sp]I own like 4-5 pairs of cat ears and two tails[/sp]
all this talk about cat ears and tails
[T]http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/83678869.jpg[/T]
[QUOTE=Talvy;49503105]all this talk about cat ears and tails
[T]http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/83678869.jpg[/T][/QUOTE]
I remember seeing a kid around high school who wore a wolf tail poking out from under his jacket. Yes there were times where I was tempted to yank off said tail.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49503153]I remember seeing a kid around high school who wore a wolf tail poking out from under his jacket. Yes there were times where I was tempted to yank off said tail.[/QUOTE]
What if it WAS a buttplug though
speaking of cat ears
I kind of wanted one of these, not for the cat ears, for the tech
[video=youtube;JblMzmAyLW8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JblMzmAyLW8[/video]
[QUOTE=da space core;49503654]speaking of cat ears
I kind of wanted one of these, not for the cat ears, for the tech
[video=youtube;JblMzmAyLW8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JblMzmAyLW8[/video][/QUOTE]
I'm tired and not paying attention so I didn't notice that the white wool was in fact wool, and thought it was the wall, so I thought she has really skinny arms
[QUOTE=da space core;49503654]speaking of cat ears
I kind of wanted one of these, not for the cat ears, for the tech
[video=youtube;JblMzmAyLW8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JblMzmAyLW8[/video][/QUOTE]
One convention I went to that had these sold out in the first day. They were going for like $80 each.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49503607]What if it WAS a buttplug though[/QUOTE]
If you can wear a buttplug to school all day and not get caught, that deserves a "Most Likely to Succeed" mention in the yearbook.
[QUOTE=da space core;49503654]speaking of cat ears
I kind of wanted one of these, not for the cat ears, for the tech
[video=youtube;JblMzmAyLW8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JblMzmAyLW8[/video][/QUOTE]
I'm irrationally angry that the snow leopard ears are just ears with a snow leopard fur pattern when that's [URL="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Snow_leopard,_paw,_misery.jpg"]definitely not what they look like[/URL]
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49505327]that's easy though :v:[/QUOTE]
I might or might not try this.
More than often, I tend to let whatever I'm listening to at the time influence my emotions.
I've been burned in the past by growing too attached to someone, so I've since then tempered my expectations to prevent it from happening again.
That's my late night confessions done for week or two.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49502914]catboys are pretty cool I guess
[/QUOTE]
ftfy
i'm in need of cat ears immediately
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