• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49505380]I might or might not try this.[/QUOTE] Better report back on that, if it ever happens. :v:
I'll vote for trump for 2016
I claim that i don't own a douche but i do.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49505327]that's easy though :v:[/QUOTE] That would be easy only if your school didn't have chairs.
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;49505970]I'll vote for trump for 2016[/QUOTE] why
So Trump can make Lebanon Bologna again?
I can be a REEAAAALLL douchebag sometimes
[QUOTE=greeley;49506439]I can be a REEAAAALLL douchebag sometimes[/QUOTE] Your avatar is fitting.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49506597]Your avatar is fitting.[/QUOTE] im a coon
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49506773]Have you considered like... ...not squirting water up people's vaginas?[/QUOTE] What in a world would i be living in if i couldn't allow that. And i meant an anal douche.
Water you douches even talking about :dog:
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;49506872]Water you douches even talking about :dog:[/QUOTE] We have a winner
Sometimes I wish I was asexual
When I was in like 7th grade I was adventuring out in Suburbia neighborhood land with a couple friends and we turned to look at the wall surrounding a neighborhood we were passing on the sidewalk .. and there it was on the top. I glanced the sight of [I]something.[/I] The wooden tool with a very particular appearance.. Is that fucking brown stuff on the end? "Oh god it's a bootlegged buttplug" the day 7th graders found a used buttplug out in the open one of the friends I was with "is that chocolate sauce?"
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49507146]Sometimes I wish I was asexual[/QUOTE] Is it so hard for people control their "sexual desires/urges"? This is legit question.
I'm terrified that I'm [B]not[/B] nervous about going to basic training tomorrow. I keep feeling like I'm supposed to be at the very minimum a little flustered or something but I have never been more calm in my life and it's worrying.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49507472]Is it so hard for people control their "sexual desires/urges"? This is legit question.[/QUOTE] When you're like me and you're questioning whether you're bi or whatever, it is a little hard.
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;49505970]I'll vote for trump for 2016[/QUOTE] I like to think that my avatar is inspiring a new wave of young voters
[QUOTE=kijji;49507532]When you're like me and you're questioning whether you're bi or whatever, it is a little hard.[/QUOTE] Why does it matter so much? I've just learned to accept it.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49507729]Why does it matter so much? I've just learned to accept it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, just go with the flow. I transitioned from entirely content heterosexual to near the opposite end, but it took me most of the past year and the start was rough - you're figuring out a tough topic, and fretting about it just makes it tougher. Just enjoy what you're attracted to and don't worry about what it may imply in terms of your sexuality and whether it's legit or not
When I was younger I used to give no shit about stuff like this but since like 1 or 2 years ago I started to get worried about my social life and career getting ruined
Almost never have or will care, and when I do it's the worst - kinda why I wish I was more asexual too. But I do want kids.
My Dad despite being an anesthesiologist has decided for my sister that she won't be receiving anesthesia when she gets her wisdom teeth removed- because there's a risk of her having complications due to being under anesthesia in the past. I thought this was remarkably fucking blasphemous and hypocritical and I'm venting it here because it makes me irate. My sister is a young woman with a tough disease she'll deal with for life. But she deserves to make her own fucking decisions. [editline]11th January 2016[/editline] Probably goes in the shit that gets you mad but whatev
Spoiler tagged just in case, sex stuff [sp]I watched this video of an adult asian girl who had sex for the first time. I've heard that it can hurt and sometimes your emotions can get the better of you but holy shit, I was not expecting that much crying. They showed her vagina after being penetrated and there was blood, but I don't know if it was fake or not. Was really hard to tell.[/sp] Idk something about it all just really put me off. Like, I wouldn't say I'm ignorant about it, but it just looked like she was in a lot of pain.
Well blood is naturally quite negative sight but yeah that is quite real.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49508059]Well blood is naturally quite negative sight but yeah that is quite real.[/QUOTE] Edited my post after you replied. It wasn't the blood that put me off, it looked like she was in a lot of pain that threw me off. I like to read the more hardcore adult mangas [sp]stuff like rape[/sp], but anything like that resembles that in real life really turns me off. The video wasn't rape, but the way she reacted to having sex really got to me.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49507472]Is it so hard for people control their "sexual desires/urges"? This is legit question.[/QUOTE] absolutely yes (but that's not the whole reason I want to be asexual
[QUOTE=slayer20;49508035]Spoiler tagged just in case, sex stuff [sp]I watched this video of an adult asian girl who had sex for the first time. I've heard that it can hurt and sometimes your emotions can get the better of you but holy shit, I was not expecting that much crying. They showed her vagina after being penetrated and there was blood, but I don't know if it was fake or not. Was really hard to tell.[/sp] Idk something about it all just really put me off. Like, I wouldn't say I'm ignorant about it, but it just looked like she was in a lot of pain.[/QUOTE] Like anything sex, each person can have very different experiences. [sp] *Guess we're spoilering sex stuf now? * When it comes to virgin girls, unless they're with an experienced and caring guy, it's often shit. First time for women usually have a hard time getting wet enough, and are usually really tense, making penetration difficult. This is usually compounded by inexperienced or asshole guys not waiting to 'warm them up' and just shoving their dicks in full speed. Each girl can and will respond differently their first time, some bleed a lot, some don't bleed at all, some cry, others just tense up for a second and start getting into it. Both emotional and pain reasons for crying.[/sp]
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49508312]Like anything sex, each person can have very different experiences. [sp] *Guess we're spoilering sex stuf now? * When it comes to virgin girls, unless they're with an experienced and caring guy, it's often shit. First time for women usually have a hard time getting wet enough, and are usually really tense, making penetration difficult. This is usually compounded by inexperienced or asshole guys not waiting to 'warm them up' and just shoving their dicks in full speed. Each girl can and will respond differently their first time, some bleed a lot, some don't bleed at all, some cry, others just tense up for a second and start getting into it. Both emotional and pain reasons for crying.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]first times are tough for anyone with penetration involved just use lube go slow and listen to the individual being penetrated and it'll go better. emotional reasons are tougher to work with, gl with that one[/sp]
[QUOTE=greeley;49506694]im a coon[/QUOTE] I totally didn't see that it could be used as a racial slur. I was thinking of actual Racoons which look cute until they have scattered all your trash out in the driveway. [editline]11th January 2016[/editline] Also I find human blood to actually be tasty, guess I am fucked up like that. Not sex related, of course, I am inexperienced. Completely inexperienced.
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