Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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A long time ago I used to think that foreplay wasn't important. I might as well have been eating caulk back then too.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49517214]A long time ago I used to think that foreplay wasn't important. I might as well have been eating caulk back then too.[/QUOTE]
I was talking about this with one of my exes before she was an ex and she didn't see the importance of it. I was baffled.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49517214]A long time ago I used to think that foreplay wasn't important. I might as well have been eating caulk back then too.[/QUOTE]
I think foreplay is better than the actual sex
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49517382]I was talking about this with one of my exes before she was an ex and she didn't see the importance of it. I was baffled.[/QUOTE]
Did she own a dildo with what to masturbate? Or did se have to loan a dick every time she wanted to get off.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49517464]Did she own a dildo with what to masturbate? Or did se have to loan a dick every time she wanted to get off.[/QUOTE]
She had a little vibrator.
I feel terrible at everything I want to actually do in life.
As a lurker I don't tend to post much, but today I feel the urge to share.
Lately, I think I might have relapsed into depression. Between the constant performance pressure (being a college student with an art oriented major means constantly working, often into the wee hours of morning), practically no money due to family issues, and my "friends" constantly doing things without me (my schedule may be hectic, but it isn't so jam packed that I can't join people for an evening of games or something, which they never invite me to anyways), I just feel like an apathetic mess of a person with nobody to talk to. I can't find joy in the things I liked to do anymore, and all the "breaks" I get from being a student are just filled with more work when my friends decide I need to do something for them, parents needing me to accompany them to pay for things, or cleaning up a house that nobody else besides my mother even attempts to do (it's a constant mess with 5-7 people + animals at any given time).
I don't mean to make it a wall of text, or go "woe is me", but I just, can't. There's so much to complain about but it'd start looking more like a short novel than a confession.
I literally freaked out when I got a request to change my password here because I had thought I gotten banned again for some shitty reason
I want a best friend with benefits. Like, someone who can show me the ropes but not be in an engaging relationship with.
I've also always wanted a girl that I could exchange sexy photos with just for the hell of it.
Sometimes, I wish the people in charge of textbook publishers would just die. Legitimately.
I mean come on, $130 for a ~100 page loose-leaf textbook? Yep, certainly aren't making a 5000% profit there.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49518902]I want a best friend with benefits. Like, someone who can show me the ropes but not be in an engaging relationship with.
I've also always wanted a girl that I could exchange sexy photos with just for the hell of it.[/QUOTE]
This is a horrible idea and you won't believe me until you do it. Someone always gets feelings that the other doesn't have. One of the two wants more. Starts with cuddles, moves to spending the night. Before you know it they want to go to a movie or "something idk lol". One of the two will have to break it off and hurt the other. Friends will find out and it could easily turn bad like any relationship ending could.
Don't. Do it.
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49519209]This is a horrible idea and you won't believe me until you do it. Someone always gets feelings that the other doesn't have. One of the two wants more. Starts with cuddles, moves to spending the night. Before you know it they want to go to a movie or "something idk lol". One of the two will have to break it off and hurt the other. Friends will find out and it could easily turn bad like any relationship ending could.
Don't. Do it.[/QUOTE]
ok but can i still do the sending nudes thing?
[QUOTE=slayer20;49519296]ok but can i still do the sending nudes thing?[/QUOTE]
As long as you know that you're taking risks having feelings develop on either side, you can do whatever you want man.
I fell in the bathtub once when i was really drunk and i don't remember any of it..... My mom told me about it :suicide:
It was a really long time ago and i still don't wanna know what else i did that night.
I too fell in the bathtub once and don't remember it, except I was sober. And probably cussing up a storm.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49519479]I too fell in the bathtub once and don't remember it, except I was sober. And probably cussing up a storm.[/QUOTE]
are you stalking me, honey? :wink::wink::wink:
[QUOTE=slayer20;49518902]I want a best friend with benefits. Like, someone who can show me the ropes but not be in an engaging relationship with.
I've also always wanted a girl that I could exchange sexy photos with just for the hell of it.[/QUOTE]
It's overrated tbh
I once stuck my dick in the cardboard tube of an expended toilet paper roll, like I put it over when my dick was flaccid and let it get erect, it got stuck and any attempt at removing the tube was painful so I decided to wait until it got flaccid again, that took about 20 minutes. I was glad my parents weren't at home.
Today when i woke up i wanted to turn the light on and then crawled into a sitting position on the edge of the bed before standing up. I didn't notice my legs slept in, i tried to stand up and directly fell to the floor instead.
I constantly keep doubting myself and the things I think about in my mind and I'm often too weak or petty to admit fault.
I am seriously considering to turn off my alarm for tomorrow. I've got assigned to a new internship which I absolutely started hating before I even started there.
Long story short I arrived late because I got lost and my GPS wasn't working, and the guy sent me home, saying I can try again this week as a last chance.
I am really considering to arrive late (or not at all) on purpose because I just don't want to go there at all. I already complained to the internship coordinator about this since that situation ruined my will to go there, though she still wants me to continue.
At this rate the fastest way to get myself rid of it is to arrive late (or not at all) on purpose.
OR, what's the fastest way to get myself sick?
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;49522320]I am seriously considering to turn off my alarm for tomorrow. I've got assigned to a new internship which I absolutely started hating before I even started there.
Long story short I arrived late because I got lost and my GPS wasn't working, and the guy sent me home, saying I can try again this week as a last chance.
I am really considering to arrive late (or not at all) on purpose because I just don't want to go there at all. I already complained to the internship coordinator about this since that situation ruined my will to go there, though she still wants me to continue.
At this rate the fastest way to get myself rid of it is to arrive late (or not at all) on purpose.
OR, what's the fastest way to get myself sick?[/QUOTE]
Lie about it, that's the easiest. Plus you don't have to be sick, which is a plus.
Thing is I'm kinda dubious here. I mean yes it's an internship related to IT, but the fallout from last week really gave me the feeling this guy's an asshole. Besides I'm not really planning to work at a place like this. I'm not sure how to play this without having negative consequences go through.
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;49522558]Thing is I'm kinda dubious here. I mean yes it's an internship related to IT, but the fallout from last week really gave me the feeling this guy's an asshole. Besides I'm not really planning to work at a place like this. I'm not sure how to play this without having negative consequences go through.[/QUOTE]
Just roll with it, and maybe before you leave you can leave him a nasty little surprise, like a fresh shit blossom on his keyboard
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;49522558]Thing is I'm kinda dubious here. I mean yes it's an internship related to IT, but the fallout from last week really gave me the feeling this guy's an asshole. Besides I'm not really planning to work at a place like this. I'm not sure how to play this without having negative consequences go through.[/QUOTE]
I'd go with it, maybe he had a bad day? Maybe he has high standards, you never know. You can always quit or stop going if he does turn out to really be an asshole methinks.
Assassin's Creed is my guilty pleasure.
[QUOTE=bdd458;49525710]Assassin's Creed is my guilty pleasure.[/QUOTE]
1, 2, Bruvhood, and Black Flag were top billing mate. Lest you're wrapping your lips around 3's cock I don't seem much of a problem with that
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49525753]1, 2, Bruvhood, and Black Flag were top billing mate. Lest you're wrapping your lips around 3's cock I don't seem much of a problem with that[/QUOTE]
Brotherhood is the worst of the series
3 is my favorite pretty much because of setting alone (plus Tyranny of King Washington)
[editline]13th January 2016[/editline]
I legit loathe brotherhood
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49515853]there's a reddit community dedicated to sticking your dick in your butt and fucking yourself. They have guides and everything. I tried it and failed.[/QUOTE]
link?
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