Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=kilerabv;48981533]carrots aren't that much expensive[/QUOTE]
You'd have to soften the end, lest you'd want a tear in the wall
You can eat the evidence, perfect crime.
[QUOTE=matt000024;48981213]fuck that
[editline]25th October 2015[/editline]
500 for a brand new dildo? Damn.[/QUOTE]You know it homie, I can't have a low priced dildo. needs to be VIP shit.
I'm the kid that thinks racism, porn, and other dark humour someone wouldn't normally find funny, funny
At school I'm not my true self. I feel my true self is a bitch
I love grossly insensitive and dark humor, the more offensive the better
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48981381]...Dildos are very expensive... esp good medical grade silicone ones.[/QUOTE]
Medical-grade dildos?
[QUOTE=gary spivey;48981492]A cucumber is much cheaper[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=kilerabv;48981533]carrots aren't that much more expensive[/QUOTE]
That's dangerous to do
[QUOTE=elevate;48982448]Medical-grade dildos?[/QUOTE]
Medical-grade [I]silicone[/I] dildo. Essentially it's good/safer/cleaner/more flexible than lets say, a stiff cheap $10 dollar plastic one you get at spencers that was molded improperly and has sharp edges along the seams cutting your insides.
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48982547]That's dangerous to do[/QUOTE]
Yes actually. There's a risk of bacterial infection, or it getting stuck. Cucumbers are too solid to be used as a proper dildo.
[I]But for whatever reason some girls did it anyways and now everyone assumes thats a good thing to use when it's not. [/I]
Most of the time I try to be a nice, calm, caring person, but on the inside I'm just a jealous, apathetic, hateful asshole. At least I can hide it.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48982455][URL="http://www.amazon.com/Letsgasm-Medical-Grade-Silicone-Dildo/dp/B00GMO8K2I"]actually nsfw amazon link[/URL][/QUOTE]
That's not that expensive, probably might be more on Canadian Amazon though.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48982455][URL="http://www.amazon.com/Letsgasm-Medical-Grade-Silicone-Dildo/dp/B00GMO8K2I"]actually nsfw amazon link[/URL][/QUOTE]
i may or may not be considering this
thats my confession, fite me about it
e: of fucking course its a new page
I want to give in to temptation and buy a xbox 360 really badly, just so I can make a playthrough of Blinx : The Time Sweeper and Jet Set Radio (and) Future
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48982750]Medical-grade [I]silicone[/I] dildo. Essentially it's good/safer/cleaner/more flexible than lets say, a stiff cheap $10 dollar plastic one you get at spencers that was molded improperly and has sharp edges along the seams cutting your insides.[/QUOTE]
Where the fuck are you buying your dildos, I've never had that happen to me.
[editline] oh hamburgers[/editline]
I mean, to my friend
I've considered doing lets plays. I have a very contagious laugh and I'm treating myself to a nice MXL condenser microphone, a good camera, and some foam sound pannels (or just some tapestry blankets to pin up) for my room.
Might aswell since I'm stuck living at my parents apartment for another year or two until I can muster up enough money to live my own life.
[sp]Also because "the internet craves more female lets-players" I could seriously take advantatage of that and start a donation page/patreon of sorts. I'm chill af (imo)[/sp]
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Paramud;48982961]Where the fuck are you buying your dildos, I've never had that happen to me.
[editline] oh hamburgers[/editline]
I mean, to my friend[/QUOTE]
[sp] baddragon. I'm not even a furry. It's the customization, quality, and suction cups that reel me in. [/sp]
more power to you, ive toyed with the idea myself but i honestly dont find anything except my weird humor to be a factor. making money off of it? no clue how that'd work.
would be fucking fun though
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48982967]
baddragon.[/QUOTE]
never heard of bad dragon having...questionable goods, save for rex.
[QUOTE=Vaught;48982980]more power to you, ive toyed with the idea myself but i honestly dont find anything except my weird humor to be a factor. making money off of it? no clue how that'd work.
would be fucking fun though
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
never heard of bad dragon having...questionable goods, save for rex.[/QUOTE]
Rex frightens me... ESP the xl... like that's a death wish.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48983000]Rex frightens me... ESP the xl... like that's a death wish.[/QUOTE]
i still have fresh memories of that video of that guy testing it out
:dead:
I've eaten nothing but cereal and sardines past like 3 days
Just went to bad dragon a minute ago. I really like the theme they have going on.
No but in all honesty I'd love to do lets plays and I'll start sometime this winter when I order my equipment. I can take advantage of the gender I was assigned to at birth in this world and make loads emoney just straight up screaming and laughing at fucking games infront of a camera.
The only thing that stopping me is a decent screen recorder that dosen't lag my computer. What do?
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48983025]No but in all honesty I'd love to do lets plays and I'll start sometime this winter when I order my equipment. I can take advantage of the gender I was assigned to at birth in this world and make loads emoney just straight up screaming and laughing at fucking games infront of a camera.
The only thing that stopping me is a decent screen recorder that dosen't lag my computer. What do?[/QUOTE]
What's your computer specs? And you should look into shadowplay.
[QUOTE=.Vel;48983027]What's your computer specs? And you should look into shadowplay.[/QUOTE]
Uhhhh trash laptop running windows 7.
I should also look into building a good gaming pc but I feel like that should come later on when I have more money.
On the topic of sex toys: I bought a vibrating butt plug, but the batteries keep dying for it.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48983049]On the topic of sex toys: I bought a vibrating butt plug, but the batteries keep dying for it.[/QUOTE]
well, unless its after a couple uses, extensive use will wear it out pretty quick :v:
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48983049]On the topic of sex toys: I bought a vibrating butt plug, but the batteries keep dying for it.[/QUOTE]
hook it up to cable jumpers and it will go into [B][I]MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Vaught;48983059]well, unless its after a couple uses, extensive use will wear it out pretty quick :v:[/QUOTE]
30 minutes on max drains the battery completely. I even bought some new batteries and they died in 30 minutes.
[editline]25th October 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48983065]hook it up to cable jumpers and it will go into [B][I]MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
I would if I could
Vibrators are so much fun
I have not bought a dildo.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48983096]Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V3 We all bought Dildos edition.[/QUOTE]
well not yet but
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48983109]I have not bought a dildo.[/QUOTE]
You could use a loaded gun
The danger of knowing it could go off makes it more exciting
I have not bought a dildo, yet.
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