Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I want to run a statistical analysis on how many posts this thread can go on average before defaulting to sex talk
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49593583]I want to run a statistical analysis on how many posts this thread can go on average before defaulting to sex talk[/QUOTE]
As if you don't want to get involved
BDSM/dom-sub stuff hits all the wrong mental buttons and queues for me, not a topic that interests me at all
i rarely feel good about myself, my achievements, or my future. there is always that constant doubt nibbling away at my intelligence, honesty, self-restraint, virtues, etc and if i can even uphold them
Hearing about other people's fetishes makes me feel less sickened by mine. :v:
BDSM and that sorts is to weird for my tastes.
i think i'm dying
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49593692]i think i'm dying[/QUOTE]
We all are man
I know everyone openly talks about sex stuff but sometimes i feel bad for not spoiler tagging it
nsfw butt stuff
[sp]I really like anal, but it's super hard for me to relax and get into it. Not to mention it's such a pain in my ass (heh) to keep up the rhythm with it. Either I have to use one hand to push it in and out, or I have to sit on top of it and that gets really tiring. It's also super hard to find the "right" dildo. One that's not too thick or hard. I have yet to find one that's suitable for me.[/sp]
[sp]But god damn does it feel amazing. I can only imagine what it would be like to have someone pounding away at you. Too bad it makes me orgasm really fast. But it feels so good that sometimes my legs will buckle under the pleasure.[/sp]
You guys and my two gay best friends are the reasons why I am interested to see how it feels like my self.
Thanks
I physically contract when I read stuff like that for unknown reasons.
Well, actually, I imagine it and I am pretty creative. Maybe that's why.
[sp]i have nothing against it[/sp]
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49594105]I physically contract when I read stuff like that for unknown reasons.
Well, actually, I imagine it and I am pretty creative. Maybe that's why.
[sp]i have nothing against it[/sp][/QUOTE]
I was raised in a super religious environment that was generally super sex-negative and in the past year I realized I probably like the D (which also didn't jive with that upbringing)
Our reactions are similar. Whole tangle of shit going on in my mind, lol. I can't imagine discussing this. I turn like full prude, mental dialog all like "oh, the audacity! I DO SAY!"
reading this stuff about anal sex is making me hard :v:
This thread is convincing me that I'm probably the only straight cis male who's fine with having a penis on this entire forum.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49594209]This thread is convincing me that I'm probably the only straight cis male who's fine with having a penis on this entire forum.[/QUOTE]
No trust me many of us are more than okay with having a dick
Otherwise it's just because online forums are usually safe places for LGBT individuals so yeah
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49594209]This thread is convincing me that I'm probably the only straight cis male who's fine with having a penis on this entire forum.[/QUOTE]
Wow look at this cis weirdo I bet you like [b]girls[/b] too. What a freak.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49594209]This thread is convincing me that I'm probably the only straight cis male who's fine with having a penis on this entire forum.[/QUOTE]
I mean, I am fine with having a penis. Just exploring my feminine side after many many years of repression of girly thoughts. Just seeing how things turn out.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49594209]This thread is convincing me that I'm probably the only straight cis male who's fine with having a penis on this entire forum.[/QUOTE]
i like my penis thank you very much
I honestly really do. It doesn't make me feel self conscious or anything even though [sp]it's only 5 in. while hard. The size and shape seem just fine to me.[/sp]
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49588281][B]I'm sub to guys but dom to girls[/B]
I like bondage but not BDSM[/QUOTE]
I'm exactly like this.
dunno why though.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49594478]i like my penis thank you very much
I honestly really do. It doesn't make me feel self conscious or anything even though [sp]it's only 5 in. while hard. The size and shape seem just fine to me.[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]Still bigger than mine.[/sp]
[sp]I'm about 5 inch give or take. [/sp]
[sp]My dick is literally as long as my thigh, if i hit someone with it they might be killed[/sp]
So many dicks.
Pretty much the only thing I drink anymore is Diet Coke, sometimes caffeine free. Every once and awhile I'll have some milk, or a glass of water, but mostly coke.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49595154]Pretty much the only thing I drink anymore is Diet Coke, sometimes caffeine free. Every once and awhile I'll have some milk, or a glass of water, but mostly coke.[/QUOTE]
I'm similar but my issue is that while I drink mainly water, I sometimes just engorge myself with as many Vanilla Coke cans as physically near me there are. I fucking love Vanilla Coke
also holy shit there are so many wonderful subs in here this is such wonderful news
also anal still seems gross to me, even with knowing how to clean down there but at the same time the idea of [situations where I fuck da butt] are immensely enticing, especially.. well okay that next part seems like a bit much
my point stands though
am I a wonderful sub?
meatball or italian? :weeb:
[QUOTE=kijji;49595310]am I a wonderful sub?
meatball or italian? :weeb:[/QUOTE]
well when i'm done with you you'll be filled with meat and have a white sauce between your buns regardless
my friends talked me into playing some new mmo with them, blade and soul
I sat in queue to log in for 4 hours before caving and spending 5$ for priority queue
I feel like a failure
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49595329]my friends talked me into playing some new mmo with them, blade and soul
I sat in queue to log in for 4 hours before caving and spending 5$ for priority queue
I feel like a failure[/QUOTE]
Blade & Soul felt like a huge letdown after waiting years and years for it tbh.
then again I get to have a (fucking almost shota-level height and age-looking which sucks but still) catboy sooo0o0o0o
[QUOTE=Catscratch;49595333]Blade & Soul felt like a huge letdown after waiting years and years for it tbh.
then again I get to have a (fucking almost shota-level height and age-looking which sucks but still) catboy sooo0o0o0o[/QUOTE]
yeah seriously
why are all the catgrills always lolis in these game
creeps me out
[sp]still playing one anyway, but made the thing as tall as possible[/sp]
[QUOTE=Catscratch;49595324]well when i'm done with you you'll be filled with meat and have a white sauce between your buns regardless[/QUOTE]
Eww Mayo