Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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Mayonnaise and ranch make me literally, not figuratively, retch. Repugnant sauces. Ugh.
[editline]24th January 2016[/editline]
Between that and hating peanut butter guess I'm real weird
[QUOTE=paindoc;49595478]Mayonnaise and ranch make me literally, not figuratively, retch. Repugnant sauces. Ugh.
[editline]24th January 2016[/editline]
Between that and hating peanut butter guess I'm real weird[/QUOTE]
I dislike all condiments, most toppings, and 90% of additives.
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49595494]I dislike all condiments, most toppings, and 90% of additives.[/QUOTE]
so
what do you eat
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;49595861]It's my guilty pleasure to look at the shitposts on /r/JonTron.
Help.[/QUOTE]
My highest rated post on reddit is a shitpost on /r/JonTron :v:
It's also the subreddit I have the highest karma in...
I may have a problem.
Shitposting is a highly enjoyable activity, often even more enjoyable than engaging in proper discussion.
typing without proper capitalisation or dots and commas is also enjoyable because it makes a mess of your sentence and often leaves the reader confused especially if the sentence is made up of multiple parts and would more or less require punctuation to make it understandable
[editline]24th January 2016[/editline]
Of course, only do that if whatever you're saying contains mostly meaningless trash.
I've ordered a custom-made dildo a few minutes ago
[QUOTE=Topzombie;49596023]I've ordered a custom-made dildo a few minutes ago[/QUOTE]
Custom dildos are a thing? Do you put really tacky shit like blood and weed on them like it's a Call of Duty skin?
[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;49596028]Custom dildos are a thing? Do you put really tacky shit like blood and weed on them like it's a Call of Duty skin?[/QUOTE]
I've just selected the colour, size and firmness but I've seen websites where you can model completly custom ones.
[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;49596028]Custom dildos are a thing? Do you put really tacky shit like blood and weed on them like it's a Call of Duty skin?[/QUOTE]
if you haven't unlocked the dildo diamond camo you're a fucking CASUAL
You know those dollfie dreams you can buy, plus those dollho's you can buy with them as well, yeah...
i've been drinking a lot lately lol
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49596706]i've been drinking a lot lately lol[/QUOTE]
i've been drinking very little in the past 6 months. used to drink once or twice a week, now i drink once in a month or two.
it's partially because my hangovers are so fucking rough nowadays.
[editline]24th January 2016[/editline]
well, i do grab a beer or two with friends every now and then
[QUOTE=Catscratch;49595284]also holy shit there are so many wonderful subs in here this is such wonderful news[/QUOTE]
Everyone is a sub unless stated otherwise
[editline]24th January 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49595494]I dislike all condiments, most toppings, and 90% of additives.[/QUOTE]
I eat cheeseburger plain with ketchup. Most sandwiches I eat are just meat and bread.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49597201]I'm dominos, [B]who wants the be my subway?[/B][/QUOTE]
That's illegal.
[QUOTE=Topzombie;49596088]I've just selected the colour, size and firmness but I've seen websites where you can model completly custom ones.[/QUOTE]
Ordering a Bad Dragon dildo is not ordering a "custom" dildo
also why'd you not get an inventory one you dunce, now it'll take forever
[QUOTE=slayer20;49590088]I have no idea what I am because I've never had sex. I'm probably a sub.
I guess it would fit the whole maid thing though right?[/QUOTE]
Still a virgin, yet I have fantasies of being a sub.
[QUOTE=Drury;49595588]so
what do you eat[/QUOTE]
Most sauces make it food a no-go, lots of spices are way to strong for my taste-buds, tomatoes are gross and overpower the dish...
But I cook a decent amount (whenever I have cash to buy ingredients). Last night I cooked turkey burgers. Mixed some shredded parmesan into the meat, along with some poultry seasonings, salt, and pepper. Turned out pretty good, even if I just cooked them on the stove-top. A few nights ago I made chicken parmesan. Some time before that I made breakfast casserole: eggs, sausage, cheese, and hashrbowns. Topped with more cheese because I really like cheese.
[editline]24th January 2016[/editline]
Oh and I have a confession to tie into this. I really want to be that friend who is a decent cook and is always happy to cook for his friends and roommates, but I feel like I'm not a good enough chef, and that nobody likes what I cook, even if I like what I cook. I have a somewhat bland palate though. Strong flavors are too strong for me, so I could never cook quite a few dishes.
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49597451]Still a virgin, yet I have fantasies of being a sub.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I don't know if I'm commanding enough to be a dom.
sub fantasies are really good though
[editline]24th January 2016[/editline]
also women in uniform are fucking HOT
Like, police uniforms.
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49597459]Oh and I have a confession to tie into this. I really want to be that friend who is a decent cook and is always happy to cook for his friends and roommates, but I feel like I'm not a good enough chef, and that nobody likes what I cook, even if I like what I cook. I have a somewhat bland palate though. Strong flavors are too strong for me, so I could never cook quite a few dishes.[/QUOTE]
I wish I had someone to cook for me. I'm too lazy to make my own food.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;49595893]Now I'm curious.
What's the shitpost.[/QUOTE]
Late as fuck, I know, but [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/JonTron/comments/3jasf6/jontrons_starcade_episode_4_nintendo_star_wars/cunrazb?context=3]here[/url]
I loved it when my ex cooked for me. It meant I could just sit on my ass and wait until food is done. c:
SYLTCOAOF V3: We're all perverts!
Also on topic, I usually take way too long in the shower. I'm the person you'd get back at by flushing a toilet while I'm showering.
I just don't care about my future anymore. School has been stressing me out excessively for last few months. On top of that, many other annoying shit and problems. My grades still haven't dropped like you would expect for a person like me, but finals are coming and frankly I just don't care. I should be studying or something, but I can't focus as it became so draining.
But you know what's worse? I know I might end up with some shitty job and a certain psychological disorder in the future because of this, but my complete lack of motivation and absence of direction prevents me from being worried. It all just look pointless.
I'm very stupid and I always depend on my incredible luck. Super important test tomorrow? Nah I'm just gonna be lazy and hope for a miracle. Then of course the test is cancelled and re-scheduled in some magical way and after [i]that[/i] I actually start doing something.
In fact, I'm doing it right now. I should be working on a goddamn important project that I need to turn in on Thursday.
How do I overcome this next level of procrastination?
To tell the truth. I don't know how I have gotten this far. I'm in my second semester of college and haven't studied since Middleschool.
Maybe its because I do all my work 1-2 days before something is due and it is all fresh in my head still.
Sometimes I wonder if the world would be better if I just dropped dead tbh, not in an edgy way
Way to use my 300th post :disappoint:
[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;49598791]Sometimes I wonder if the world would be better if I just dropped dead tbh, not in an edgy way[/QUOTE]
Your actions as single human being matters almost next to none what happens in world so no, not really.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49598799]Your actions as single human being matters almost next to none what happens in world so no, not really.[/QUOTE]
wow thanks
[QUOTE=slayer20;49598855]wow thanks[/QUOTE]
What, I just said killing yourself won't highly a likely affect world in positive way.
Am I a monster for saying that?
The way you first put it was pretty depressing. Insert quote about people who change the world.
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