Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I sometimes ponder if being painfully oblivious and fucked up would be better than having the ability to see bullshit in things. It's odd how tightly knit communities can raise themselves on fact-less beliefs of being something they aren't- especially Tumblr, which has been a catalyst for this kind of thing.
I have real worry for one of my classes- a programming class. It's a continuation of the class I had last semester with a different teacher who has a radically different style and likes to thoroughly explain things, so that's awesome. Horrifyingly enough, he packaged some examples to review a chapter that "should have already been learned." Peering inside this package resulted in me almost having an immediate nervous breakdown.
I admit that part of that nervousness is, well, I'll just be as clear as possible: During the final exam of last semester for said first semester programming class, I made an erroneous mistake of using code from somewhere else to supplement my own, resulting in a direct 0 on that part of the exam. I still passed the class, barely.
The worst part was is that the second part of the final exam had something to do with arrays, which was the last chapter in the book. Not understanding or grasping the concept well, I tried to seek assistance and promptly failed to do so- maybe I just didn't seek it out "good" enough, but assistance has (as said before) been incredibly difficult to ascertain. I haven't been able to get the fact that I did something like that on the final test, and I couldn't believe I'd have been so goddamned desperate in my life to decide that doing something stupid like this would earn me some reward.
I think the only good to come of this act of abrasive stupidity is that, for some reason- divine intervening or otherwise, I did not get logged for doing something like this. This college will alert you if placed on a list for... ill ordered students.
I'm going to apply myself to the books a lot more this semester, and start thinking of what I can do to actually help me understand the content. I don't want to have to google answers to programming sequences- I want to look at a question and be able to immediately start piecing together the necessary steps to the staircase.
I apologize if this comes off as whiny or unimportant. Even so, I won't try to make up an excuse for acting like this if it's improper.
[QUOTE=kijji;49622149]Bit late to this, but I'm 21, almost 22 and can't whistle or snap my fingers
I also haven't rode a bike in a long time v:v:v[/QUOTE]
I never learned how to ride one :goodjob:
When no one is home and I need to do a menial task like empty the dishwasher, I put on something like this and dance like an idiot while doing said task.
[video=youtube;LBaxde247Mw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBaxde247Mw[/video]
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49622315]On the topic of underwear, I feel like I'm one of the only people who wears briefs. I gotta have that support.[/QUOTE]
i wore boxers for a while, then briefs, then went ever more snug with [URL="http://www.hm.com/us/product/13904?article=13904-E"]these[/URL].
[I]no regrets[/I] they're comfy as fuck
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49622315]On the topic of underwear, I feel like I'm one of the only people who wears briefs. I gotta have that support.[/QUOTE]
I thought that most men still wore briefs, myself included.
Speaking of which, my only pair of boxer briefs have innuendo on them. :pudge:
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49622003]I think I'm a shit writer. I enjoy writing little stories, but whenever I read over them, they look like shit, so I just dump them.[/QUOTE]
I tend to randomly write something, then assume it's shit and try to forget it ASAP, never reading it again.
I can't tie my shoes
I have done jackshit for school this block, I know it, my classmates know it, tomorrow I have to hand in my project but I still don't feel the pressure. This shouldn't be the case for a 3rd year student.
i used to think holocaust meant something cool like hologram
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49622162]More late night thoughts, but this one has really gotten to me.
I realised that I haven't really personally thanked them for anything. I've kinda just taken things for granted. I feel rather selfish - especially towards my dad, as he's tried to make sure I've had a better childhood than he had. When I was younger, I don't really remember what the situation was but I do remember saying right to his face that I wished his friend was my dad instead, and that really upset him. I've never actually apologised for it. I feel I should take the time to sit down and thank my parents for having to cope with me, and apologise to my dad for saying what I did years ago.
I think I'll go for a walk tomorrow to collect my thoughts, and think of what to say to them when I return.[/QUOTE]
Just realize you don't have to directly remind your dad of this and apologize for it. You can indirectly say you're glad he is your dad and you wouldn't wish anybody else.
Lots of times I end up spending a lot of money on things I don't need, then end up regretting it a couple days later. For instance, two years ago I saw this high quality trench coat based off Dante's from Devil May Cry, and I bought it and wore it for a few days before never wearing it again for fear of being mocked. Now I just wish I could sell it.
I'm 17 and sound like I'm 10
people say it's fine but I can't stand my own voice just speaking, and if I hear a recording of myself I cringe into the next dimension, it's unbearable.
Also, a while ago I posted a thread in GD about how I was suddenly beginning to lisp and stutter and generally lose tongue control while speaking, and it's only gotten worse. I speak as little as possible because a) I tend to fuck it up and b) it sounds like garbage.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49626174]I'm 17 and sound like I'm 10
people say it's fine but I can't stand my own voice just speaking, and if I hear a recording of myself I cringe into the next dimension, it's unbearable.
Also, a while ago I posted a thread in GD about how I was suddenly beginning to lisp and stutter and generally lose tongue control while speaking, and it's only gotten worse. I speak as little as possible because a) I tend to fuck it up and b) it sounds like garbage.[/QUOTE]
At least you don't sound like a 60 year old yugoslavian war criminal on the run from interpol.
I sadly do.
[editline]28th January 2016[/editline]
Wait
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;49619907]I'm 16 and I don't know how to whistle.[/QUOTE]
I thought whistling was a simple case of being able to or not. If you can, you whistle. If you can't, no helping you
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49627735]I thought whistling was a simple case of being able to or not. If you can, you whistle. If you can't, no helping you[/QUOTE]
i used to not be able to whistle at all at 16, then out of nowhere, i wanted to do it
so through many failed attempts and soft tones coming out of my mouth, i tried to control the sweet spot for loudness, and boom i can whistle now. i actually get compliments on how my whistling sounds like "funky autotune"
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;49629264]i used to not be able to whistle at all at 16, then out of nowhere, i wanted to do it
so through many failed attempts and soft tones coming out of my mouth, i tried to control the sweet spot for loudness, and boom i can whistle now. i actually get compliments on how my whistling sounds like "funky autotune"[/QUOTE]
Do you whistle with your tongue or your lips?
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49629648]Do you whistle with your tongue or your lips?[/QUOTE]
lips
usually it takes me a minute or two to get down a melody then i can whistle it perfectly
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;49629764]lips
usually it takes me a minute or two to get down a melody then i can whistle it perfectly[/QUOTE]
I barely need to think when whistling. Only problem I have is that some melodies are out of my pitch range. But then I have figured out that drinking water and doing very intense fart noises with my mouth for a few minutes will drastically increase pitch range, at least up. Low sounds require a more specialized whistling technique for me.
I really like whistling.
I've gotten a lot better at tracking with the melody of a song and whistling to it lately, and being able to translate that into notes in my DAW
the only problem is that I sometimes whistle when I really shouldn't. Like in the super quiet library on campus, but when I have a melody idea I just sorta whistle it automagically like its a reflex
I'm not used to cleaning my ass with toilet paper.
I prefer washing my ass with a bucket of water and put soap on my left hand and pour the water while i wash my ass with my soapy hand.
[I]A wet ass is a clean ass.[/I]
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49635753]I'm not used to cleaning my ass with toilet paper.
I prefer washing my ass with a bucket of water and put soap on my left hand and pour the water while i wash my ass with my soapy hand.
[I]A wet ass is a clean ass.[/I][/QUOTE]
I mean you could just use a bidet.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;49635832]I mean you could just use a bidet.[/QUOTE]
We don't have one.
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49635960]We don't have one.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Joy-Bidet-Non-Electric-Attachment-Braided/dp/B0043D3ANE/ref=sr_1_5?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1454139298&sr=1-5&keywords=bidet[/url]
Shower related confession:
When I was like 4 or 5 I took a humongous crap in the shower, I was really curious because I didn't know what would happen if I took a shit somewhere that wasn't the toilet, it felt like a great scientific endeavor to me and I was amazed for some reason. My dad wasn't as amazed as I was when he got out into the bathroom to see me with a big proud smile standing besides a huge shit in the shower. "For fucks sake NeverGoWest"
[editline]30th January 2016[/editline]
It is [B]shit[/B] you would like to confess, after all.
Your parents gave you a very special name.
[QUOTE=Talvy;49636599]Your parents gave you a very special name.[/QUOTE]
How do you think I feel.
The kids in middle school chuckled every time the teacher read Fapplejack on the attendance slip.
Contrary to my username, I'm actually never alone. I just named myself after a faction in a game I liked, when I was 10. I didn't know the meaning of a "loner" back then, but I've never regret 'taking' this name. I've grown accustomed to it (my hotmail also contains the word "loner") and most people I know think it's funny.
Not saying I'm the captain of the Football team with a blonde girl hanging from my every finger, but I definitely don't feel anything when people make fun of my username as I know better myself.
[sp]at least its not mlp related :^)[/sp]
[sp]jokes people, jokes[/sp]
I named myself after the Polish word for "Saturday"
My username roughly means "Saturdayman" (in much the same way that Robotnik means "Workingman".
I have much more respect by default for directors who write their own scripts as opposed to directors who just take someone else's.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49637364]I named myself after the Polish word for "Saturday"
My username roughly means "Saturdayman" (in much the same way that Robotnik means "Workingman".[/QUOTE]
I was always wondering where did your username come from, it sounded russian to me because the way you merged these two words seemed kinda archaic and not found in polish normally
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