Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I've owned dildos and fleshlights before. I got more enjoyment out of the dildos than the fleshlights though.
Fleshlights are a pain to use and keep cleaned.
Ok how 'bout this. We start a community gofundme account and use the proceeds to buy dildos for fp users that don't have one already.
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
What was I thinking that is a[I] terrible[/I] idea.
Shit You'd Like To Confess v3. Am I drunk?
You don't need a dildo when you are already a massive tool.
maybe if i didn't live at home with my parents id consider buying sex toys
[QUOTE=bdd458;48983254]maybe if i didn't live at home with my parents id consider buying sex toys[/QUOTE]
Just tell your parents to get your own if they see them. That's what I'd tell mine if they saw my toys.
oh my god what did i start
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48983202]You don't need a dildo when you are already a massive tool.[/QUOTE]
Ouch... wait who was that directed at?
[QUOTE=residntevl;48983347]Just tell your parents to get your own if they see them. That's what I'd tell mine if they saw my toys.[/QUOTE]
my parents are, how do you put it, fairly conservative. don't think that would go over so well :v:
[QUOTE=bdd458;48983254]maybe if i didn't live at home with my parents id consider buying sex toys[/QUOTE]
Just hide them.
[editline]ohrmbgrs[/editline]
I mean, that's what my friend does
[QUOTE=Paramud;48983423]Just hide them.
[editline]ohrmbgrs[/editline]
I mean, that's what my friend does[/QUOTE]
i have no space to hide them. i barely have room for all the shit I do currently have in my room. my drawers are all filled with various shit.
[editline]25th October 2015[/editline]
also ive never actually talked with anyone about my (non-existant) sex life, so this is sorta weird for me
sex is disgusting
[editline]25th October 2015[/editline]
you're all disgusting
I can no longer call my self straight. Not related to previous posts above.
I don't think I could ever set foot in a sex shop without wearing a disguise.
Also I have been seriously slacking behind in homework these past few weeks.
dildo discussion thread
[QUOTE=bdd458;48983479]i have no space to hide them. i barely have room for all the shit I do currently have in my room. my drawers are all filled with various shit.
[editline]25th October 2015[/editline]
also ive never actually talked with anyone about my (non-existant) sex life, so this is sorta weird for me[/QUOTE]
Get a boyfriend and then he can put his sex toy inside of you and conveniently hide it in his pants whenever your parents are around
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;48983831]I can no longer call my self straight.[/QUOTE]
Me neither, especially after the last few days
I'm tempted to buy a dildo.
Not for sexual reasons, but because i've never seen one in person.
when i was little playing tony hawks american wasteland, id put the perfect balance cheat on and grind on a looping rail then proceed to put the endlessly vibrating controller on my dick
the novelty was cool for a minute then i got bored so i stopped
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48983952]Me neither, especially after the last few days[/QUOTE]
I bit the same for me, I developed feelings for a friend of mine a few weeks ago, and after acknowledging them my whole perspective kinda changed.
My real birth first name is so 90's kid its not even funny.
I've posted in this thread a long while ago how I was never motivated enough to finish any projects of mine, or that something would always go wrong and kill my motivation right before it's finished. Thankfully, I've gotten out of this and I've been really productive and getting better at what I've always wanted to do as of late, which has really felt great and has boosted my self esteem greatly.
However, I've had an issue now where I work on too many things at the same time. For example, right now I'm involved in 5 different very large projects, 2 of which are of my own creation. Because of this, I've been getting a little stressed out managing all these projects (as well as school) and I'm too scared to back out of them as I don't want to go back into my old habits and some of the projects somewhat rely on me being there. I kinda miss having free time.
I guess I'm a little too helpful at times too, as I have issues declining requests for help with something, which only leads to more work/stress.
I can't wait until most of these are done, not out of hate for them, but I just need a break of sorts where I don't have to worry about anything for awhile.
[QUOTE=Booker K;48984110]tbh i prefer hugging and cuddling over sex[/QUOTE]
Cuddling sounds fucking great to be honest, and I really wana try it over anything.
I feel like I'm losing my girlfriend and there's nothing I can do to stop it. We live together and if that happens, I have nowhere to go.
[QUOTE=Paramud;48983926]Get a boyfriend and then he can put his sex toy inside of you and conveniently hide it in his pants whenever your parents are around[/QUOTE]
wait, I'm a straight dude though????
maybe I should be more specific in my posts...
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
second half of this by Slayer20 is more of what I was getting at...
[QUOTE=slayer20;48983138]I've owned dildos and fleshlights before.[/quote]
:v:, note to self: always be specific.
I feel like I'm the cause of this because I didn't mention I bought an Xbone, rather than a jackhammer dildo. Oops.
I always wanted to get into the business of making dragon dildos based off of different dragons in Yu-Gi-Oh. Shit would sell like mad... probably.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;48984370]I always wanted to get into the business of making dragon dildos based off of different dragons in Yu-Gi-Oh. Shit would sell like mad... probably.[/QUOTE]
Then you could be
[IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/12/LordofD-DPBC-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20150617205232[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Booker K;48984110]tbh i prefer hugging and cuddling over sex[/QUOTE]
The only living thing that lets me cuddle is my dog :unimpressed:
I should get into the oddly-specific sex toy business, seeing as how freely you guys discuss this.
That or fursuits. Seriously that shit sells so hard its not even funny. Furries pay you a shitload of cash just so they can pretend to be their cumslut OC. Bonus points for SPH requests.
Ive heard those things sell for over 5k. Granted, those are the really highquality ones and I gotta admit once you look past the fucking weirdness of it those suits are actually fairly well made.
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
I think you have to be a special kind of bonkers to even be able to do that. Knowing that the thing you made is likely to get the load of at least 5 different people all over it is not something youd take very lightly I assume
[QUOTE=bdd458;48984237]wait, I'm a straight dude though????
maybe I should be more specific in my posts...
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
second half of this by Slayer20 is more of what I was getting at...
:v:, note to self: always be specific.[/QUOTE]
get a boyfriend and you can put your sex toy in him
have sex with a man
do it for me
[editline]oh hamburgers[/editline]
I mean my friend
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