• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49641337]But it's a...pony[/QUOTE] Just safely store the pillow case in here: [IMG]http://www.wyonation.com/admin/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dumpster-fire.jpg[/IMG] And I will call my best men to deconsanitize the pillow for you.
[QUOTE=Skwee;49641547]I dont see the problem tbh. No matter the tag, the image is scaled by FP to fit the image to your screen. Even if your screen is small, the image is going to get scaled, and complaining about an image matching your screen size is pretty fuckin dumb imo[/QUOTE] "i think your opinion is dumb therefor its wrong and stop talking to me"
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;49641704]"i think your opinion is dumb therefor its wrong and stop talking to me"[/QUOTE] good one
thanks babe
I want a dakimakura. Because I am a lonely SOB. I don't know of what character though. <----but if I had to choose.
I found an artist, 70$ for one side, custom printing is like 70, stuffing is like 30. I am going to spend almost 200$ on a custom daki......
Make a dakimakura of yourself
The body pillow looks comfy for sleeping but I wouldn't ever get one with a design on it because I like to have things like parents who think I'm a normal person and friends who aren't creeped out when they come to my house to play games.
[QUOTE=kijji;49638105]I can be really lewd to people online when I wouldn't even think of doing that offline and I don't like it[/QUOTE] Same for me and I think thats the reason why my last remaining online friend who I know since like 8 years barely comes online anymore [editline]31st January 2016[/editline] Offline I can't talk about sexual shit at all
[QUOTE=Clovis;49642305]dont let ur parents see this[/QUOTE] Ignore this guy. You should definitely buy two more, one for each parent!
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49642314]Ignore this guy. You should definitely buy two more, one for each parent![/QUOTE] One [B]of[/B] each parent!
What if a girl comes over and sees your pillow. I judge my purchases based on "what if someone who isn't me sees this?"
Back to confessions, WAYT, cringe pics and relationship advice are already threads. I was 17 or 18 when I went visiting a really good friend who lived out in bumblefuck nowhere, it was a poorly maintained farm house and her dad knew jackshit about plumbing. I had to take a huge dump and went to the toilet and did my business. When I flushed the toilet went fucking insane and poured shit and piss out all over the bathroom floor and eventually flooded it, her dad wasn't home so I raced out pants hanging from my knees to cut off the water supply. My friend was still asleep and didn't hear the shuffling going on. Her dad came home to the mess and I was going "Sir! I am so sorry! I don't know what is happening!" and he just said "Ah fuck it, happens all the time." and my friend was not surprised either. This made the situation even weirder, we cleaned the mess up and at least I got my friends dad to call the plumber. Rural denmark is weird.
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49642577]What if a girl comes over and sees your pillow. I judge my purchases based on "what if someone who isn't me sees this?"[/QUOTE] I thought I was the only one who did this. I could never recklessly buy something others would consider to be weird or slightly "strange". This results in me coming across as quite boring.
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49642577]What if a girl comes over and sees your pillow. I judge my purchases based on "what if someone who isn't me sees this?"[/QUOTE] Thats a very unlikely scenario for most facepunch members
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49641395]A friend had a daki of his persona thing made and pissed off a certain memesite with it, I decided to do it again. [IMG]http://imgur.com/u04Tx17.png[/IMG] Sorry facepunch[/QUOTE] Atleast it's the best pony. Next time, get a pandaren or skunk one though. :cat: I confess I'm terrible at being funny when I actually try. :(
[QUOTE=Clovis;49642667]this isnt the cringe forum[/QUOTE] :frown:
[QUOTE=Skunky;49642666]I confess I'm terrible at being funny when I actually try. :([/QUOTE] nice save
All the MLP shit is creeping me the fuck out. Stop it please. Or atleast use normal links or small thumbs, I don't want to be face to face with the cringe that is MLP
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49642866]All the MLP shit is creeping me the fuck out. Stop it please. Or atleast use normal links or small thumbs, I don't want to be face to face with the cringe that is MLP[/QUOTE] You thought furries were bad, and now there's many times more MLP people than us I am going to start selling voodoo dolls of Lauren Faust to enact revenge for unleashing this torrent upon us.
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49641395]A friend had a daki of his persona thing made and pissed off a certain memesite with it, I decided to do it again. -snip- Sorry facepunch[/QUOTE] I'm a little disappointed it wasn't one of mine Though the art looks eerily similar to the ones I had
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49643341]You thought furries were bad, and now there's many times more MLP people than us I am going to start selling voodoo dolls of Lauren Faust to enact revenge for unleashing this torrent upon us.[/QUOTE] Furries, MLP ... It's the same in my eyes. But, I've got the same 'love' for these things like I do when seeing stuff like this: [t]http://i.imgur.com/ToTkXyw.jpg[/t]
my friend's boyfriend dumped her and she enlisted me to help her get back at him little did i know, this involved starting a fake relationship between me and her [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wm5P0JB.png[/IMG] honestly i don't know what to think of this. is a fake relationship better than just a straight up no? why do i care, i got promised a coffee for this costa, too. that's all i need to agree to something like this.
would you murder someone for a cup of coffee? i bet you would you caffeine-thirsty [I]fuck[/I]
i would, actually
In that case I have a job for you.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49643842]In that case I have a job for you.[/QUOTE] hit me up [editline]31st January 2016[/editline] haha he's fucking pissed and jealous even though he's the one who broke up with her this guy makes no sense
Get into a fake relationship with someone else to make him even more jealous.
Does the quality of the coffee affect the quality of the fake relationship?
yes
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