Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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The best thing to do now is to have it like this for a short while, pretend to have a fight with her, in which his jealousy will get the better of him if he's as weak as he seems.
Then, let the girl handle his sorry ass. If all goes according to plan, he'll be trying to hit her up again, in which she will have total control of the situation. She can then step on his soul for a little more or just admit it was a fraud (also stepping on his soul, but this one comes with a lesson) and move on with her life.
Yes. I am a very heartless person. But everything for a cup of coffee!
I hate everything about coffee, especially the smell.
someone buy me a cuppa so i can kill jrose14 please
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49644152]someone buy me a cuppa so i can kill jrose14 please[/QUOTE]
I'll get us an extra large one at that. His kidney is worth 30k, so we'll equally share the goods
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49644191]I'll get us an extra large one at that. His kidney is worth 30k, so we'll equally share the goods[/QUOTE]
sounds good
I have a thing for when softwares get updated and I like to see the change logs to see what changed
I'm terrified of being a tourist or an outsider to other cultures mainly because I don't want to be offensive in any way.
I went to a Japanese supermarket yesterday and it was great. Green tea flavored anything is awesome. But I see it as, "Oh, this mixed-race Mexican white guy only sees our culture for its snacks? What an asshole."
I actually refuse to go to the Tokyo Discount right by my house anymore partially because it's needlessly expensive but also because it's filled to the brim with anime bullshit, and I think it's really annoying to characterize an entire city by it's cartoons. I don't want to look like I'm in support of that. But, oh well.
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49644191]I'll get us an extra large one at that. His kidney is worth 30k, so we'll equally share the goods[/QUOTE]
wait no pls
i've tried several types of coffee and cappuccino and lates but i hate all of them its not my fault blame my genetics
really you should be killing my parents not me
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49644388]wait no pls
i've tried several types of coffee and cappuccino and lates but i hate all of them its not my fault blame my genetics
really you should be killing my parents not me[/QUOTE]
but if we kill you, you can't produce more coffee hating people
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49644097]I hate everything about coffee, especially the smell.[/QUOTE]
It's an acquired taste, honestly. A lot like wine. I started drinking sugary stuff, now I drink mostly for the flavor of the beans themselves
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49644430]but if we kill you, you can't produce more coffee hating people[/QUOTE]
you're worried about a facepuncher making babies
[QUOTE=paindoc;49644511]It's an acquired taste, honestly. A lot like wine. I started drinking sugary stuff, now I drink mostly for the flavor of the beans themselves[/QUOTE]
I never thought of wine as an acquired taste. I didn't care for the few types I had tried, but I do enjoy champagne.
I'm 13.
Yeah, I lied about my age when I joined FP :(
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49644817]I'm 14.
Yeah, I lied about my age when I joined FP :([/QUOTE]
hey no worries i joined FP when i was 10
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49644825]hey no worries i joined FP when i was 10[/QUOTE]
same
fuck that's a long time ago
ever since I was at the very least 9 years old, I've been quite desensitized to violence
photos of actual gore barely touch me
[QUOTE=cynaraos;49644929]ever since I was at the very least 9 years old, I've been quite desensitized to violence
photos of actual gore barely touch me[/QUOTE]
same
but there are things that really get to me
[sp]putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall and that one scene in spongebob where squidward's toenail gets ripped off by the table. fucking hell i hate the thought of both of those[/sp]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49644933]I joined FP when I was 15(2009).
Now I'm 21.
This forum has gone to weird places in my time.[/QUOTE]
I was 13 years old when I joined. Now I'm 23 :C
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49644933]I joined FP when I was 15(2009).
Now I'm 21.
This forum has gone to weird places in my time.[/QUOTE]
I was 11 years old when I started going to Facepunch
12 when I registered
i was 17 when i joined
i'm still 17
[QUOTE=slayer20;49645660]I was 13 years old when I joined. Now I'm 23 :C[/QUOTE]
In three years you'll have spent half your life on this forum
[editline]31st January 2016[/editline]
Or been registered for half your life you won't spend all your time here
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49644933]I joined FP when I was 15(2009).
Now I'm 21.
This forum has gone to weird places in my time.[/QUOTE]
eyyyy we joined at the same time. I'm just a year younger. I lurked in 2008 though, posted like 10 times in '09 then hid for ~5 years lol
[QUOTE=wauterboi;49644313]I'm terrified of being a tourist or an outsider to other cultures mainly because I don't want to be offensive in any way.
I went to a Japanese supermarket yesterday and it was great. Green tea flavored anything is awesome. But I see it as, "Oh, this mixed-race Mexican white guy only sees our culture for its snacks? What an asshole."
I actually refuse to go to the Tokyo Discount right by my house anymore partially because it's needlessly expensive but also because it's filled to the brim with anime bullshit, and I think it's really annoying to characterize an entire city by it's cartoons. I don't want to look like I'm in support of that. But, oh well.[/QUOTE]
My friend's response is pretty good, I think:
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[url]https://www.google.com/search?q=japan+train&espv=2&biw=1463&bih=848&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsp-Lv6NTKAhVX1GMKHWjEDBcQ_AUIBygC#tbm=isch&q=japan+anime+train[/url]
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/965202/ShareX/2016/01/2016-01-31_16-10-06.png[/t]
I've had my headphones for 6 months, and I just realized today that it has a microphone.
I joined FP when I was 12, now I'm 16 :v:
nsfw
I think my mom found my [sp]prostate massager[/sp] by accident
I was almost positive I took everything from my old house after moving but I guess I forgot that. She just brought a bunch of random junk I didn't want over to my new house and she said she had gone through and grabbed a bunch of stuff.
It was sitting in a plastic container where I last put it to hide it. I guess she threw some more stuff in there so I'm not 100% sure if she saw it. She never mentioned it or anything. [sp]Can't say it would have surprised her though. After a previous incident, she probably knows I'm open to trying "new things"[/sp]
I was hella embarrassed and just took the container from her and walked off. Although she did bring me some girly clothes that I didn't know I was missing.
My mom is seriously the best.
The most questionable things in my drawers are stuff saved from the garbage that aren't garbage, such as an old photo of a despised uncle, and a remote control to a Sanyo device long since gone.
sometimes i wish i'd be a woman for a day or somethings just to see how it works
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49647472]sometimes i wish i'd be a woman for a day or somethings just to see how it works[/QUOTE]
Join the club. :ok:
[QUOTE=Muntu;49643823]would you murder someone for a cup of coffee?
i bet you would
you caffeine-thirsty [I]fuck[/I][/QUOTE]
The freedom to look up dank memes in the morning while having your daily shot of caffeine and the mind clearing morning smoke is shit worth fighting wars for.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49646582]nsfw
I think my mom found my [sp]prostate massager[/sp] by accident
I was almost positive I took everything from my old house after moving but I guess I forgot that. She just brought a bunch of random junk I didn't want over to my new house and she said she had gone through and grabbed a bunch of stuff.
It was sitting in a plastic container where I last put it to hide it. I guess she threw some more stuff in there so I'm not 100% sure if she saw it. She never mentioned it or anything. [sp]Can't say it would have surprised her though. After a previous incident, she probably knows I'm open to trying "new things"[/sp]
I was hella embarrassed and just took the container from her and walked off. Although she did bring me some girly clothes that I didn't know I was missing.
My mom is seriously the best.[/QUOTE]
I think I confessed this before, but my mom broke open a lockbox I had to find exactly that
[sp]... and a dragon dildo[/sp]
... I was more annoyed that she threw it away considering how much it cost
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