Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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how old are you that your mom breaks into your shit, AND you have 18+ toys
[QUOTE=ALurker;49646209]I've had my headphones for 6 months, and I just realized today that it has a microphone.[/QUOTE]
Eh, could be worse.
I upgraded to a PS3 as my first modern console (before that I just had a Dreamcast).
Always used my controller with the cable and bought a really cheap-o controller because it was advertised as wireless.
About a year after my PS3 purchase I discovered the cable for the original DS3 was just for charging and it could be used wireless. :poot:
Bidets are useless for me anyways
i got used to wiping my ass with soap
the most questionable stuff i have is my search history on my nexus 7
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49648572]the most questionable stuff i have is my search history on my nexus 7[/QUOTE]
I somehow always forget to close porn on my phone and have opened it to be surprised [I]dozens[/I] of times but I have yet to be caught
my luck must run out though and I really don't want to explain the smut thats probably open in that case
my nexus 7 just leans on my head rest on the bed, where it is most convenient
im surprised how much my best bud is still friends with me despite how much of an asshole i am to him constantly and how much he stood up for me and i didnt do shit for him
the worst feeling is knowing youre an asshole but not knowing how to change
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;49648761]
the worst feeling is knowing youre an asshole but not knowing how to change[/QUOTE]
think before you act
oh boy tell me about that
ive been trying to stop being a cunt for years
every time i try stopping being shitty i end up shittier
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49643742]my friend's boyfriend dumped her and she enlisted me to help her get back at him
little did i know, this involved starting a fake relationship between me and her
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wm5P0JB.png[/IMG]
honestly i don't know what to think of this. is a fake relationship better than just a straight up no?
why do i care, i got promised a coffee for this
costa, too.
that's all i need to agree to something like this.[/QUOTE]
I see.
You have a thing for her.
Through the murky coffee, I see what you're doing.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49648681]I somehow always forget to close porn on my phone and have opened it to be surprised [I]dozens[/I] of times but I have yet to be caught
my luck must run out though and I really don't want to explain the smut thats probably open in that case[/QUOTE]
Every time I open my laptop in school, I never remember if I closed my porn tabs beforehand or not
As if you're allowed to take your laptop into school!
[QUOTE=greeley;49649780]As if you're allowed to take your laptop into school![/QUOTE]
Our school [I]supplied[/I] them. What goes on in the UK? :v:
[QUOTE=Skwee;49648331]how old are you that your mom breaks into your shit, AND you have 18+ toys[/QUOTE]
24 now, 19 at the time, I also had the door on my room removed since I was around 14 so you can imagine how little she valued my privacy anyways
but I moved out soon after [sp]and bought 3 more[/sp] so whatever
My dad threatened to remove my door on several occasions because having it locked pissed him off for some reason.
[QUOTE=greeley;49649780]As if you're allowed to take your laptop into school![/QUOTE]
By school I mean college. I forget there's still a lot of people in high school or below.
Though even in my high school, we could bring out laptops in. Especially for people in the programming class.
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49649895]My dad threatened to remove my door on several occasions because having it locked pissed him off for some reason.[/QUOTE]
Parents always seem to have a thing for having the bedroom door locked. And none of them seem to ever have a reason. They just hate it.
[QUOTE=Luxuria;49649819]Our school [I]supplied[/I] them. What goes on in the UK? :v:[/QUOTE]
Same here. We got Macbooks and we could eventually buy them if we graduated for 20% of the price (granted it's going to be an older model after those 4 years)
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49649959]Parents always seem to have a thing for having the bedroom door locked. And none of them seem to ever have a reason. They just hate it.[/QUOTE]
My parents removed the lock from my sisters door because she would do it to piss my parents off
I used to dislike her disobedience, now I appreciate her not giving in like I did lol
I can't imagine what it would be like to have people invade your privacy.
My parents and family ALWAYS respected my privacy.
Also, from my last post I mentioned another "incident". This is what happened.
I was at my old job eating lunch. The day before or so my aunt (who works at the bank I go through) had told me my debit card had been compromised or whatever and immediately deactivated. A new one was on its way, but while I was at lunch my mom had called me to ask if I had gone anywhere "strange" before my card was turned off.
I was confused and couldn't think of anywhere "strange" I had been in the past week or so. She said there were some things bought at an adult store. [sp]I usually just go there to get some good lube, but my last visit there prior to my card being turned off, I had also bought a couple of outfits and a dildo[/sp]. So of course I'm like super embarrassed at this point and I quickly told her that I did go there.
She didn't mention anything else besides that and was super cool about it. But from then on I learned that if I ever go to the store again, to bring cash :v:
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49649959]Parents always seem to have a thing for having the bedroom door locked. And none of them seem to ever have a reason. They just hate it.[/QUOTE]
My mom told me not to lock the bathroom door because if I slipped in the shower and broke my head open it would be [i]literally impossible[/i] to either open the door using the small "key" (just a tiny allen key placed on top of every "lockable" door in the house by the builder) or just break it open to save my life
I avoid sitting near any place with two chairs with a small round table in the middle because I start getting really depressed since me and my grandfather would always sit there and talk/work on models of rc airplanes or boats
ie something like this: [t]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/two-classic-chair-table-lamp-28075764.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Skwee;49648771]think before you act[/QUOTE]
only people who has never been assholes say this
I am just thankful my mother never got an internet tracker.
The shit I look up might have gotten me kicked out if I still lived with her. :v:
I keep a spare keyboard under my desk because I like feeling it with my feet.
When it comes to privacy, my parents don't care about what I do or look up or buy etc.. But that doesn't mean they don't barge into my room every five minutes, without even knocking. My mother is infamous for it. Though it's not like she is desperate to catch me doing something, she's just really impatient.
My parents somewhat respected my privacy although they were always suspicious of me, despite me never doing anything or having anything
For a period of time, they assumed I had a girlfriend and i have zero clue why they thought so
[QUOTE=da space core;49651531]For a period of time, they assumed I had a girlfriend and i have zero clue why they thought so[/QUOTE]
What a bizarre assumption, right.
But yeah, don't you guys just hate it when you space out thinking about videogames or TV shows and everybody assumes you stooped so low as to have an actual girl on your mind?
currently looking for someone to separate these siamese twins in photoshop then chroma key them out properly so i can put them on an artscow.com dakimakura
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Esb1ugN.jpg[/t]
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