• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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well, uh, i just caught all 150 pokémons i guess i can go kill myself now
I just accidentally seduced another facepuncher. I don't know how I'm doing this but I can't stop [editline]4th February 2016[/editline] I KNOW I'M SEDUCING HIM BUT I KEEP GOING AND OH GOD THE ARE NO BREAKS
I have only ever managed to accidentally flirt with people and then apparently I've lead them on and it feels [I]terrible[/I]
Oh Shit I think I just discovered am bi
We did another really shady negotiation thing in class today. I fucked [i]yet another[/i] team. They got the worst deal possible, due to the constraints of the game it's literally impossible for them to have done any worse. They would have been better off not making a deal. I seriously have no idea why they sent the offer, we accepted it and it's binding. They can't back out. They can try to sue us, but our email exchange is bulletproof. They are going to fail. This is the best class of my life omg
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49668585]We did another really shady negotiation thing in class today. I fucked [i]yet another[/i] team. They got the worst deal possible, due to the constraints of the game it's literally impossible for them to have done any worse. They would have been better off not making a deal. I seriously have no idea why they sent the offer, we accepted it and it's binding. They can't back out. They can try to sue us, but our email exchange is bulletproof. They are going to fail. This is the best class of my life omg[/QUOTE] sometimes you scare me dude good thing we're friends thank fuck
[QUOTE=paindoc;49668592]sometimes you scare me dude good thing we're friends thank fuck[/QUOTE] but are we truly friends or is it a pre-fucking
[QUOTE=Clovis;49668667]someone i wont name keeps trying to add me to roleplay raping me and its really fucking disturbing[/QUOTE] *unzips dick* [editline]4th February 2016[/editline] [sp]online sex rp is weird[/sp]
I got someone so worked up I had to command them to jerk off I'm not even sure where to begin
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49668719]*unzips dick* [/QUOTE] I imagine that it works like those zip off pants where you can take them off at the knees and they become shorts but in this case its your dick and then it just comes off.
[QUOTE=Clovis;49668667]someone i wont name keeps trying to add me to roleplay raping me and its really fucking disturbing[/QUOTE] I am a seriously kinky motherfucker, and I understand it's nearly impossible to control what arouses you but stuff like rape fantasies and scat and extreme stuff liek that still makes me shudder and just.. eugheeugh. how, why, pls no
back in the day when i picked my nose i ate the boogers why are they so tasty if they're not meant to be eaten :(
[QUOTE=paindoc;49666374]I think of Xzibit[/QUOTE] I look at a lot of porn
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49668597]but are we truly friends or is it a pre-fucking[/QUOTE] With you, that could mean many things :v:
This page was interesting.
I need to schedule some viewings to find a house for my next semester of college but I'm too uncomfortable to talk to the landlords on the phone.
How did somebody knows your gender and your tendency to kinky things on Facepunch, for them to try to seduce you or be seduced?
Whenever I saw "ow", there's a very small chance it'll come out as [video=youtube;aqt-KSWMxJQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqt-KSWMxJQ[/video]
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49669171]How did somebody knows your gender and your tendency to kinky things on Facepunch, for them to try to seduce you or be seduced?[/QUOTE] I'm sure if you spend enough time in this thread you can make a file on each of us for later use.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49668536]I have only ever managed to accidentally flirt with people and then apparently I've lead them on and it feels [I]terrible[/I][/QUOTE] Once I was talking to this girl I really liked and I didn't realize she was asking me on a date so I accidentally broke her heart. [Sp]and mine.[/sp]
[QUOTE=splenda;49669449]Once I was talking to this girl I really liked and I didn't realize she was asking me on a date so I accidentally broke her heart. [Sp]and mine.[/sp][/QUOTE] There was this girl that really liked me in the 11th grade and felt close to me who said, "I want the dick". I was too stupid and scared at the time to take her up on her offer for a mixture of reasons: 1. It was sudden 2. I was still in that "preserve myself" mentality because of everyone's annoying parroting about how special first times are 3. People were training me to not trust or like her, despite my true feelings and honest connection I think it hurt her because she was trying to get close to me and genuinely have fun with a nerdy old me that made her laugh all the time, but by the time I really wanted to express reciprocity (and those were many after the fact), she was with other people or wanting to be alone. She's probably the second closest person in my life, but probably the person I've wanted the most to be closest with, ever. I've since forgiven myself because, hey, I was naive. I've also stopped listening to people who continue to complain about the people I like and started making judgements for myself - I had a serious problem with people deciding things for me and it's only when I started rejecting those demands and the social norms that I really started feeling happy. My confession is that I've grown increasingly distant from people. Just don't have the opportunities to really meet up with people I'd actually want to know. Generally speaking, the kind of person I want to hang out with isn't going to be at a lot of social venues, and isn't going to be "normal". Normal is boring. But, as a result, it takes a lot of trial and error and random meet-ups to find people I enjoy and stick around with, and even my old friends have kind of faded out of existence, or I've managed to grow really bored of everyone. Oh well.
When I was 12 I ERP'd with some girl twice my age. I told them I was 18. I confessed to them the truth after a few weeks.
I've been wearing a watch for a week straight without taking it off.
[QUOTE=splenda;49669449]Once I was talking to this girl I really liked and I didn't realize she was asking me on a date so I accidentally broke her heart. [Sp]and mine.[/sp][/QUOTE] :( that's gotta really hurt I just seem to be nice or care more than I should. I can't bitch too much, I do the same but instead of telling anyone I just bury the emotions and get over it :v
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49669564]I've been wearing a watch for a week straight without taking it off.[/QUOTE] Why
I can't really remember anything beyond 4-5 years ago.
Sometimes i want to be a total slut but i know id hate it very quickly.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49669564]I've been wearing a watch for a week straight without taking it off.[/QUOTE] I never take mine off.
When i was a kid i thought that you don't have to ride on an airplane or boat just to go to a different country
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;49669900]Why[/QUOTE] Haven't really had a reason to, it's a scuba watch (Not a diving computer though) so I can wear it in the shower and have no problems, so it's just stayed on because of usefulness.
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