• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I've been wearing this exercise / fitness tracker for about 5 months straight. It's also been out of power for about 4 months and 28 days. [t]http://i.imgur.com/JkKehVU.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49575860]I love this class. It literally teaches you how to fuck people. Business school is great.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Snowmew;49668585]I fucked [i]yet another[/i] team. This is the best class of my life omg[/QUOTE] Ironic that you'd post this stuff in the same thread where you felt all bad about all the money you stole for pizza.
[QUOTE=Talvy;49670975]Ironic that you'd post this stuff in the same thread where you felt all bad about all the money you stole for pizza.[/QUOTE] literally stealing money != assessing a stupidity tax [editline]4th February 2016[/editline] :pyramid:
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49669229]I'm sure if you spend enough time in this thread you can make a file on each of us for later use.[/QUOTE] I've received some creepy messages in the past from people either trying to hit on me or just to be creepy. Nothing really notable, but it's still weird to deal with. Most of them just talk about maid outfits, since that's something I mention here or there. I feel bad for girls who have to deal with shit like this every day, and I'm a guy :/
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49670215]Haven't really had a reason to, it's a scuba watch (Not a diving computer though) so I can wear it in the shower and have no problems, so it's just stayed on because of usefulness.[/QUOTE] Ah, well in that case its understandable. Got a military-grade watch myself which powers up as soon as its in light. Can last 50m underneath water etc. Really handy.
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;49672758]Ah, well in that case its understandable. Got a military-grade watch myself which powers up as soon as its in light. Can last 50m underneath water etc. Really handy.[/QUOTE] what watch do you have?
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;49673157]what watch do you have?[/QUOTE] Most solar ones likes that are Casio Pro-Treks, really great watches if you can get over the tank-aesthetic.
i have to write an essay about an "artistic" video which really is just video clips of people in underwear having seizures for 10 minutes. I don't know what to write
[QUOTE=slayer20;49671831]I've received some creepy messages in the past from people either trying to hit on me or just to be creepy. Nothing really notable, but it's still weird to deal with. Most of them just talk about maid outfits, since that's something I mention here or there. I feel bad for girls who have to deal with shit like this every day, and I'm a guy :/[/QUOTE] Yeah, I frequently get people from facepunch trying to hit on me. At first I didn't really think anything of it, but at this point I probably should ask them to stop.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49671831]I've received some creepy messages in the past from people either trying to hit on me or just to be creepy. Nothing really notable, but it's still weird to deal with. Most of them just talk about maid outfits, since that's something I mention here or there. I feel bad for girls who have to deal with shit like this every day, and I'm a guy :/[/QUOTE] I don't understand why anyone thinks these pms will ever work. Glad to know I'm just one of many dudes getting creepy pms tbh
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49673215]Yeah, I frequently get people from facepunch trying to hit on me. At first I didn't really think anything of it, but at this point I probably should ask them to stop.[/QUOTE] here is one possible suggestion switch your avatar to that of an old person, people never hit on me ever again! [sp]not that anyone has to begin with[/sp] either way, im certain 80% of those things are just weird jokes and shouldn't be taken seriously on a similar note of avatars, I dont want to switch my avatar because then people may forget who I am. in my goal of writing on everyones profile page, I have gotten about 300 profiles so far, several hundred thousand left
[QUOTE=da space core;49673329]here is one possible suggestion switch your avatar to that of an old person, people never hit on me ever again! [sp]not that anyone has to begin with[/sp] either way, im certain 80% of those things are just weird jokes and shouldn't be taken seriously on a similar note of avatars, I dont want to switch my avatar because then people may forget who I am.[/QUOTE] it's weird jokes up until the point where one person consistently tries to erp with you
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49673335]it's weird jokes up until the point where one person consistently tries to erp with you[/QUOTE] then at that point, block them, or give them incorrect contact info
You know how Frank from It's Always Sunny Philadelphia has a Toe Knife that he uses to get all the gunk and shit out of his toes? I have one too.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49673335]it's weird jokes up until the point where one person consistently tries to erp with you[/QUOTE] Or points out they vaguely know where you live and live close by D:
[QUOTE=paindoc;49673624]Or points out they vaguely know where you live and live close by D:[/QUOTE] haven't had that happen to me yet
[QUOTE=paindoc;49673624]Or points out they vaguely know where you live and live close by D:[/QUOTE] There was some annoying 18-year-old freakass on FA who asked where I lived, I told him the town name since his profile said he was a Texas furry (I'm in the northeast) and I didn't give a shit, he excitedly replied that he lived in an apartment complex less than half a mile away... time to move, I guess
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49673833]There was some annoying 18-year-old freakass on FA who asked where I lived, I told him the town name since his profile said he was a Texas furry (I'm in the northeast) and I didn't give a shit, he excitedly replied that he lived in an apartment complex less than half a mile away... time to move, I guess[/QUOTE] move to an offshore oil rig and start your criminal empire
I think only like one other people that posts on this forum lives in Kansas, so I'm pretty safe I think.
several people at my uni browse fp for sure but most of em lurk nerds
This is a plan I've made up for myself if I ever hit the big 100. If I make it to 100 years of age, I would hire prostitutes to do the deed with me until my heart gives out. Since I probably wont want to live anymore and would want to end my life on a high note. Plus the headline "100 year old man commits suicide by prostitutes" is too stupid to pass up as a final note in whatever legacy I leave behind.
[QUOTE=kilerabv;49674054]This is a plan I've made up for myself if I ever hit the big 100. If I make it to 100 years of age, I would hire prostitutes to do the deed with me until my heart gives out. Since I probably wont want to live anymore and would want to end my life on a high note. Plus the headline "100 year old man commits suicide by prostitutes" is too stupid to pass up as a final note in whatever legacy I leave behind.[/QUOTE] Hate to break it to ya, pal, but I think your dick would give out before your heart [editline]4th February 2016[/editline] I am a certified dicktor [editline]4th February 2016[/editline] er, I mean doctor
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49674106]Hate to break it to ya, pal, but I think your dick would give out before your heart [editline]4th February 2016[/editline] I am a certified dicktor [editline]4th February 2016[/editline] er, I mean doctor[/QUOTE] I said that we would do the deed. I don't care how the deed is done as long as it's done. Or I take a shittonne of viagra or whatever future stimulant they have. Bottom line is that the deed will be done.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49674116]i think you're a certified bullshitter[/QUOTE] Don't joke about that. It takes 8 years of lawyer school to get that title.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49673200]Most solar ones likes that are Casio Pro-Treks, really great watches if you can get over the tank-aesthetic.[/QUOTE] I don't get solar since most watch batteries nowadays last such a long time. I personally use [url=http://www.amazon.com/Casio-SGW100-1V-Resin-Compass-Watch/dp/B00186YU4M/ref=sr_1_11?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1441838884&sr=1-11&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=diving+watch]this[/url]. Cheap, comfortable, durable.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49674168]I don't get solar since most watch batteries nowadays last such a long time. I personally use [url=http://www.amazon.com/Casio-SGW100-1V-Resin-Compass-Watch/dp/B00186YU4M/ref=sr_1_11?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1441838884&sr=1-11&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=diving+watch]this[/url]. Cheap, comfortable, durable.[/QUOTE] Depends per watch, some of the fancier ones (Like the Protreks that sync with Denver atomic time) use more power because of it, so having solar recharging can be really nice. User changeable batteries are a must though. I personally use a Suunto Core dusk grey, battery lasts about a year before needing to be replaced, easy to do though.
You could stare at me all day IRL and I wouldn't budge an inch, but if someone is staring at me through a recorded video [sp]especially if it's in anyway sexual[/sp] I get extremely uncomfortable
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49675260]You could stare at me all day IRL and I wouldn't budge an inch, but if someone is staring at me through a recorded video [sp]especially if it's in anyway sexual[/sp] I get extremely uncomfortable[/QUOTE] This relates to your previous posts doesn't it
Finally got my first kiss we joked about it though, thinking it was just for practice :3 I'm not sad about it, we just like each other
[QUOTE=paindoc;49675433]This relates to your previous posts doesn't it[/QUOTE] Aye probably "I can't look at you in the eye; I've jerked off to you too many times"
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