• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I'm pretty dependent on legal drugs, since without them I probably would've been kicked out of college by now.
Actually speaking of which talking in porn really puts me on edge
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49676951]Actually speaking of which talking in porn really puts me on edge[/QUOTE] Depends on the talking, amateur stuff or stuff that's not fake can be more than okay with a bit of noise
[QUOTE=paindoc;49676970]Depends on the talking, amateur stuff or stuff that's not fake can be more than okay with a bit of noise[/QUOTE] Maybe it's because almost all of the stuff I watch addresses the viewer directly. "Dammit man just shut up and shove it up your arse already"
When my little brother and I were a lot younger we used to sleep in the same room. Our bed time was 9 PM but we waited until the time was 9:11 PM and we laughed then fell asleep.
[QUOTE=kloaz;49679077]When my little brother and I were a lot younger we used to sleep in the same room. Our bed time was 9 PM but we waited until the time was 9:11 PM and we laughed then fell asleep.[/QUOTE] absolute madman
Tiny terrorists. My kinda humor though.
I used to believe the "MASTURBATION MAKES YOU BLIND" crap. I tried it at a young gullible age and I thought I'd go blind. I happened to need glasses a month later so I freaked out and promised to myself I'd never do it again. To this day, I've kept the promise yet I know for a fact the whole "masturbation will give you hairy palms" etc. is just nonsense. I don't even know why I've kept the promise. It's not like I fear masturbation.
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49680068]Tiny terrorists.[/QUOTE] That reminds me of another confession: Small Soldiers was my second favorite movie as a kid, surpassed only by... Home Alone 3. Whenever we went to Blockbuster I'd pick Home Alone 3 at least half the time and my parents would just hate me for it
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49680667]That reminds me of another confession: Small Soldiers was my second favorite movie as a kid, surpassed only by... Home Alone 3. Whenever we went to Blockbuster I'd pick Home Alone 3 at least half the time and my parents would just hate me for it[/QUOTE] I don't think I ever watched the movie when it was new. Obvious CGI scared me when I was little for some reason, I found the way the characters looked terrifying :v: For related reasons I was really scared of Harry Potter and the first Spiderman move (in particular, the scene where Green Goblins turns some fine folks into dust) worth nothing that I loved Jurassic Park at the age of 6 or so and for some reasons none of the Jurassic Park movies bothered me
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49680165]I used to believe the "MASTURBATION MAKES YOU BLIND" crap. I tried it at a young gullible age and I thought I'd go blind. I happened to need glasses a month later so I freaked out and promised to myself I'd never do it again. To this day, I've kept the promise yet I know for a fact the whole "masturbation will give you hairy palms" etc. is just nonsense. I don't even know why I've kept the promise. It's not like I fear masturbation.[/QUOTE] Don't get addicted to masturbating you'll get bored and then all your boredom will be spent masturbating and then your parents will walk in one day and your room will be a mess and then you will have to clean your room. So the lesson here is if you get bored, clean your room.
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49680165]I used to believe the "MASTURBATION MAKES YOU BLIND" crap. I tried it at a young gullible age and I thought I'd go blind. I happened to need glasses a month later so I freaked out and promised to myself I'd never do it again. To this day, I've kept the promise yet I know for a fact the whole "masturbation will give you hairy palms" etc. is just nonsense. I don't even know why I've kept the promise. It's not like I fear masturbation.[/QUOTE] I never understood the "masturbation is wrong" mentality. It's perfectly okay to touch yourself inappropriately because you're not going to Hell for that. Same thing for sodomy.
My dad taught me to masturbate in the most straight forward way possible when I was younger. He walked into my room, threw some playboys on my bed, with a fapping motion said "you do this with your dick", and walked out and closed the door. He walked back in a moment later and said "Don't tell your mother." I no longer have the playboys. But I have been trying to find the cover girl on one of them since I lost them because I thought she was gorgeous with no luck.
We're gonna kiss on tuesday, this time with some [B]tongue action.[/B]
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49682452]My dad taught me to masturbate in the most straight forward way possible when I was younger. He walked into my room, threw some playboys on my bed, with a fapping motion said "you do this with your dick", and walked out and closed the door. He walked back in a moment later and said "Don't tell your mother." I no longer have the playboys. But I have been trying to find the cover girl on one of them since I lost them because I thought she was gorgeous with no luck.[/QUOTE] one day i got home from school, entered my room and found a couple posters from porn mags up on my wall. my dad then came up behind me and said "you know what to do."
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49683223]one day i got home from school, entered my room and found a couple posters from porn mags up on my wall. my dad then came up behind me and said "you know what to do."[/QUOTE] "Bend over."
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49683233]"Bend over."[/QUOTE] no that came the week after
I tend to get really emotional at some music, mostly instrumental music where one or 2 instruments "speak to you". Usually when playing guitar myself, whenever I feel a little down I always manage to "eradicate" it by playing the opposite of how I'm feeling. A prime example that brings me to tears is the following piece. It's so full of emotion, I've got a rough time not being absolutely moved by it. [video=youtube;R9xZGpupgLw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9xZGpupgLw[/video] Fun fact: I never have this with music where an artist is singing. I am moved, too, but certainly not to tears. [QUOTE=NightmareX91;49683242]no that came the week after[/QUOTE] Oh so that's where the username originates from
There's some songs I can listen to just fine, but if I try to hum or sing along i will like instantly start choking up. It's weird. Like this: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7nmB20qJv4[/media]
One of my friends who is super weird about being touchy feely (as in hates people even like shaking her hand or anything) got super drunk last night. Like, she went to another friends room and took 12-13 shots in the span of 20 minutes because no one stopped her. She invited me to stay over and her roommate said it would be nice to have an extra pair of hands in case she threw up or anything, so I did. Next thing I know she's lying on the floor next to me and at some point I rolled to my side and she started spooning me. It was actually kind of nice once I got past the fact that I was lying on a tiled floor with no buffer and my neck was pressed up against a closet door.
[QUOTE=Skwee;49683341]There's some songs I can listen to just fine, but if I try to hum or sing along i will like instantly start choking up. It's weird. Like this: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7nmB20qJv4[/media][/QUOTE] Good thing you reminded me of this. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3uYCGt2oi0[/media] I understand a word here and there and kind of get the gist but I have no idea what exactly he's saying.
[QUOTE=Drury;49683399]Good thing you reminded me of this. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3uYCGt2oi0[/media] I understand a word here and there and kind of get the gist but I have no idea what exactly he's saying.[/QUOTE] Huh?
This thing that a game character said to the player really gets to me: "Why can't I sit on the couch, like you, watching this story unfold, waiting for this planet to die?" "Oh, you're going to press some buttons on the other side of the screen? Anyone can do that."
I once shook up a can of Code Red Mountain Dew and handed it to the kid at my school no one liked. He opened it and of course it sprayed everywhere, so his first reaction was to stick it between his thighs in his crotch, making it look like he was bleeding out his dick. This is the same kid who would go to the cafeteria at lunch and put his snotty fingers in your food and ask if you were going to eat that to almost literally everyone in the cafeteria, so every time I did something to him I got a massive respect boost. Another time I had a full Powerade bottle and I just yelled out, "Hey catch" and he turned around in time for it to clock him in the forehead and leave a mark from the cap. Knocked him flat on his arse too. I'm terrible, but the respect I earned was worth it.
I can play several anime and videogame sound tracks on the piano
So earlier I said I had finally cleaned by kitchen [sp]two bottles of rum with my roommate later and all that work was undone last night[/sp]
I tried to pan-fry a steak last night and my life [URL="http://i.imgur.com/KHkKbq1.gifv"]literally[/URL] turned [URL="http://i.imgur.com/sN7rl.gif"]into[/URL] an [URL="http://i.imgur.com/CWWvCTR.gif"]infomercial[/URL] there's still a huge mess in the kitchen and I'm wondering if it would be easier to just move out and forget about the security deposit and all of my kitchenware instead of going back in there and cleaning it up
You forgot to put oil in the pan first, didn't you?
I should stop drinking to get drunk so often but I don't want to, it's basically the only way I can feel good
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49680165]I used to believe the "MASTURBATION MAKES YOU BLIND" crap. I tried it at a young gullible age and I thought I'd go blind. I happened to need glasses a month later so I freaked out and promised to myself I'd never do it again. To this day, I've kept the promise yet I know for a fact the whole "masturbation will give you hairy palms" etc. is just nonsense. I don't even know why I've kept the promise. It's not like I fear masturbation.[/QUOTE] I never learned exactly what the fuck masturbation was for longer than most people and therefore never ended up starting.
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