Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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this thread has been shockingly weird for the last two pages
[QUOTE=Recurracy;48984772]this thread has been shockingly weird for the last two pages[/QUOTE]
It's only weird if ya make it weird :q:
Fur is expensive. Even fake fur. I had a furry Internet friend who saw I make halo armor costumes and offered me $1,000 if I could build them a fursuit. I thought "hey wow thats 1k it's gonna be worth it." But fake fur by the yard is expensive af and foam and not to mention I don't have a sewing machine...plus Idk I think It would take too long so I basically said "fuck it. Fuck no"
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48983389]Ouch... wait who was that directed at?[/QUOTE]
Myself so don't worry about it.
Coffee works best for me at night. It makes me sleep better for some odd reason AND also acts a small little caffeine buffer for the next morning.
It's strange but caffeine actually makes me feel worse if I consume it during the mornings. Energy drinks fuck me up the most however.
I'm not interested in sex toys.
[QUOTE=Booker K;48984110]tbh i prefer hugging and cuddling over sex[/QUOTE]
this sounds like something those "i'm a nice guy and a gentleman" sort of people say online
but fair enough. i think both are fun.
cuddling is cool, sex is cool, but combining the two is double cool
I wouldn't know how either of those feel
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With a girl
Iv'e always wanted to be a singer
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48983025]No but in all honesty I'd love to do lets plays and I'll start sometime this winter when I order my equipment. I can take advantage of the gender I was assigned to at birth in this world and make loads emoney just straight up screaming and laughing at fucking games infront of a camera.[/QUOTE]
Let us know when ya start doing it, I'm interested in seeing the lets plays!
[QUOTE=someone101001;48983947]when I was little I tossed my dog up and down and just kept catching and throwing until one time I got scared and let him drop
he broke his leg so I got scared and hid him under a blanket[/QUOTE]
What the ACTUAL fuck mate?
[QUOTE=PredGD;48985240]cuddling is cool, sex is cool, but combining the two is double cool[/QUOTE]
can confirm that slow sex is God's gift to the bedroom
[QUOTE=bdd458;48984237]wait, I'm a straight dude though????
maybe I should be more specific in my posts...
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
second half of this by Slayer20 is more of what I was getting at...
:v:, note to self: always be specific.[/QUOTE]
Idk I really don't think fleshlights are worth it. They didn't provide a great deal of pleasure over just using a hand, and I fear it may have skewed my expectation for the real thing since I only know what the "fake" feels like.
Not to mention that some fleshlights can rip pretty easily just from insertion. I've split a couple down the middle just because of how cheap and "tight" they are. If you REALLY want to get one, prepare to spend a lot of money for one.
They should just combine those two and make fuckable dick.
imagine wanking to fucking a fleshlight with a dildo
I have a crippling fear of commiting to anything (even small insignificant stuff) :disgust:
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48986154]They should just combine those two and make fuckable dick.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://www.usbgear.com/images/AA-UF-05B.jpg[/IMG]?
but then with the things you said.
[QUOTE=Melvinthe2nd;48986283][IMG]https://www.usbgear.com/images/AA-UF-05B.jpg[/IMG]?
but then with the things you said.[/QUOTE]
This would just turn into a lame dick extension, wouldn't it?
[editline]26th October 2015[/editline]
"You can now fuck yourself today for only $99.99! Literally!"
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48986154]They should just combine those two and make fuckable dick.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if Jeff Dahmer tried that
You know, if he was circumcised, and he killed an uncircumcised guy, and he slipped the guy's severed foreskin over his own dick
Wouldn't surprise me
Well then.
I have been told I have 11 cavities. When I was younger I hated brushing and drank lots of soda so yeah...
My teeth are in very bad condition. Every time I go, I have a new cavity. It's so bad that when the dentist lightly tapped my weakest tooth, I would writhe in pain.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48986154]They should just combine those two and make fuckable dick.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Snowmew;48986678][URL="http://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Extreme-Fuck-My-Cock/dp/B007OVZPUS/"]Feast your eyes on this bad boy (nsfw)[/URL][/QUOTE]
I'll take 2
This is gonna sound weird, but I don't understand why people in general have anal sex.
THAT'S WHERE YOU POOP :disgust:
[QUOTE=kijji;48986877]This is gonna sound weird, but I don't understand why people in general have anal sex.
THAT'S WHERE YOU POOP :disgust:[/QUOTE]
Nobody wants to have sex with a dirty vagina, and same applies to butts. Yes, that's where people crap from, but it can be cleaned up. Though I still perfectly understand not liking anal.
[QUOTE=kijji;48986877]This is gonna sound weird, but I don't understand why people in general have anal sex.
THAT'S WHERE YOU POOP :disgust:[/QUOTE]
it's either where poop comes from or where disgusting baby bits and blood comes from
I want a cheeseburger.
when you put it that way, it makes sense
I gave up using an escalator machine in the gym because it only registers weight in kilograms. :s:
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