• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49693567]I accidentally posted [URL="https://40.media.tumblr.com/91d8c6568b2eea968cb7aa09ac58130d/tumblr_o25x60TaKh1rwixf9o1_540.png"]this (NSFW)[/URL] in the XCOM thread and I have never snipped so hard in my life[/QUOTE] I was expecting a snake, lame.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49693567]I accidentally posted [URL="https://40.media.tumblr.com/91d8c6568b2eea968cb7aa09ac58130d/tumblr_o25x60TaKh1rwixf9o1_540.png"]this (NSFW)[/URL] in the XCOM thread and I have never snipped so hard in my life[/QUOTE] Could have been a lot worse I was expecting furry or pony porn
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49693698]Could have been a lot worse I was expecting furry or pony porn[/QUOTE] I don't know about worse. Just different :ohno:
Even when I'm home alone I lock the restroom door.
[QUOTE=Exooodus;49693897]Even when I'm home alone I lock the restroom door.[/QUOTE]yeah if someone robs you at least they don't see your doodle
I have Super Bowl 50 playing in the background. I don't even care about football. It just reminds me of home.
that is one ugly goddamn shoe [editline]7th February 2016[/editline] it's like someone took a look at middle-school clear plastic binder designs and thought to themselves "that is my aesthetic"
[QUOTE=Clovis;49694194]my facebook glitched and i shared this to my actual fb when i was trying to post it on my ironic meme page [t]https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12642683_10153404918191048_4341424811463472658_n.jpg?oh=244ec91fe80e7f45096b2257b45b6c3d&oe=57351AF8[/t] deleted it straight away lmao[/QUOTE] It must be cursed
[QUOTE=Drury;49689127]I want to wear fingerless gloves simply due to their practicality as I often have cold hands when using the computer. At the same time I don't want anyone to see me that way which isn't always possible.[/QUOTE] After some time my fingers feel like they're completely frozen I only use my right fingerless glove because if i try to reach a certain key with my left hand it'll feel painful for me
I use the word "cute" to describe too many things. Like it is a fine word and all, but whenever I use it I always feel like I am somehow discrediting the person/art I am calling cute, as if I am stripping away any deeper meaning. I really need to find a new word to use.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49693567]I accidentally posted [URL="https://40.media.tumblr.com/91d8c6568b2eea968cb7aa09ac58130d/tumblr_o25x60TaKh1rwixf9o1_540.png"]this (NSFW)[/URL] in the XCOM thread and I have never snipped so hard in my life[/QUOTE] I saw.
[QUOTE=Exooodus;49693897]Even when I'm home alone I lock the restroom door.[/QUOTE]I usually don't even close it.
I flag stupid/shitty steam community tags on games regardless of whether or not i believe it's going to effect it or not. Examples being "Memes" (the most abused/misused tag), and "Female protagonist" on games with a character creator. [editline]8th February 2016[/editline] To whom it may concern: There are no memes in Call of Duty and you're not funny.
[QUOTE=splenda;49696066]I use the word "cute" to describe too many things. Like it is a fine word and all, but whenever I use it I always feel like I am somehow discrediting the person/art I am calling cute, as if I am stripping away any deeper meaning. I really need to find a new word to use.[/QUOTE] yeah fuck you and everyone who uses this word stop calling me cute and/or adorable people its like being a goddamn puppy. sure, everyone wants to take you home. But who the fuck sleeps with a puppy?
[QUOTE=Clovis;49696876]i hate when babies are called cute or adorable, cause theyre totally not unless youre a middle aged woman or a recent father[/QUOTE] babies are cute
babies are blobs of lard that suck away your soul, money, sleep, free time, social life and integrity as a human being There's a false phase where it's a decent kid for three or so years until the metamorphosis is complete and the god forsaken vagina turd turns into a teenager I can sorta understand the whole "holy shit I literally created life via cell division and now I'll train it to worship me as a the god I deserve to be" aspect until the five minute honeymoon phase is over and you get serious buyers remorse. then you're stuck with a nonstop shitting, pissing and crying machine seemingly designed to ruin your life and since wombs have a really shitty return policy you should have anticipated this during the nine month preorder phase (please peiple, don't preorder things nine months in advance)
[QUOTE=Qaus;49696905]babies are cute[/QUOTE] are you a middle aged woman or a recent father?
babies are legitimately disgusting and make me slightly ill thinking of or looking at them
[QUOTE=Clovis;49696908]crying and shitting your pants is not cute[/QUOTE] no but babies are
i do not want to be a father anyways or sorta do but don't want to fuck it up and also the gay thing can make that a bit more difficult. although, adopting a non-white baby would be cool AND it would piss my family off so maybe thats an idea [editline]8th February 2016[/editline] i am terrible
My niece, soon turning 1-year old, is disgusting. Aye, it's true. She'll spit out her food, shit her diaper while the rest of us are eating, sneeze in our faces. The whole deal. But fuck that. She's [B]my[/B] disgusting, lovely little niece.
all babies and shit are disgusting
my niece has Golden Haar syndrome and shes so fucking cute. She can't properly smile because she has some muscles missing on the right side of her face. But she pulls adorable faces!
I have never held a baby because they scare me. I'm still convinced that everything would've been much easier if babies just cocoon'd until they were fully grown adults. :v:
I've never held a baby because I'm kind of clumsy and I'm afraid of them breaking and then being blamed for it Something similar happens when I take the subway. Many people don't wait and they get ahead of the yellow line. I feel nervous because when the place gets full people start pushing me from behind and I am terrified of accidentally pushing someone in front of the train.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49697666]I've never held a baby because I'm kind of clumsy and I'm afraid of them breaking and then being blamed for it[/QUOTE] "oops I broke it sorry I'll pay you back in beers"
[QUOTE=Drury;49697760]"oops I broke it sorry I'll pay you back in beers"[/QUOTE] [I]"No worries mate I'll make you a new one"[/I] [sp]lol[/sp]
[QUOTE=Sandvich9;49697502]I have never held a baby because they scare me. I'm still convinced that everything would've been much easier if babies just cocoon'd until they were fully grown adults. :v:[/QUOTE] I feel terrified holding a baby. Why would someone ever hand me a baby? This child js your entire world and you gave it to me. I regularly fall UP stairs. I can't even remember to put things away right. Do you like frozen Tabasco and molten pantry ice cream? And so I panic internally so long as I have the baby [editline]8th February 2016[/editline] My dog is the real genius, shes terrified of young children and babies and she just hides when they're around. I'll go chill with my dog in the corner next time
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49696906]babies are blobs of lard that suck away your soul, money, sleep, free time, social life and integrity as a human being There's a false phase where it's a decent kid for three or so years until the metamorphosis is complete and the god forsaken vagina turd turns into a teenager I can sorta understand the whole "holy shit I literally created life via cell division and now I'll train it to worship me as a the god I deserve to be" aspect until the five minute honeymoon phase is over and you get serious buyers remorse. then you're stuck with a nonstop shitting, pissing and crying machine seemingly designed to ruin your life and since wombs have a really shitty return policy you should have anticipated this during the nine month preorder phase (please peiple, don't preorder things nine months in advance)[/QUOTE] How old are you?
[QUOTE=paindoc;49696862]yeah fuck you and everyone who uses this word stop calling me cute and/or adorable people its like being a goddamn puppy. sure, everyone wants to take you home. But who the fuck sleeps with a puppy?[/QUOTE] I don't mean for people, but like I'll call a song I like cute, but then afterwards realize that calling it cute could be interpreted as me saying that the song is only surface level or whatever, so some people get offended.
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