• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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Puppies are cute. Kitties are cute. Calling me cute is an affront to my masculinity. I am hecka manly. [editline]8th February 2016[/editline] I am tough. Badass. Sexy. Handsome. But not cute.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49698181]I regularly fall UP stairs.[/QUOTE] I did this a few times when visiting friends in Europe (where houses have weird tiny stairs for some reason that can only hold about half of a foot) but how do you do this on a [I][B]regular basis[/B][/I]
I like being called cute
I girl I really liked called me cute and it made my heart melt but then she turned out to be a bitch and now I hate being called cute
I feel like I'm too nice towards people. They often mistake this as a form of romantic interest other than (almost) parental. I care for people but I'm actually not one who falls in love on first sight. It took over almost a full year for me to realize I liked my ex before I asked her out.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49698804]I did this a few times when visiting friends in Europe (where houses have weird tiny stairs for some reason that can only hold about half of a foot) but how do you do this on a [I][B]regular basis[/B][/I][/QUOTE] Because there is a disconnect between the speed of my brain and the speed of the rest of my body everywhere. Thus why I am clumsy as fuck, stumble when speaking, and did in fact manage to put ice cream in the pantry and hot sauce in the freezer. On the same day. My mind isn't brilliantly fast I'm just body-retarded :v:
my roommates keep ditching me to go to parties (or something fun in general) and they never invite me, despite me being nice to them and me getting along with them when they are here
[QUOTE=da space core;49699304]my roommates keep ditching me to go to parties (or something fun in general) and they never invite me, despite me being nice to them and me getting along with them when they are here[/QUOTE] Ask them? Maybe they think you don't wanna go.
[QUOTE=rider695;49699323]Ask them? Maybe they think you don't wanna go.[/QUOTE] Or perhaps they're a little egocentric and entitled little shits My classmates are all like this and trust me the truth is they dont give a flying fuck
Just invite yourself, if you get sent away you won't have to worry about going anymore and if you can stay you'll have a good time (or not and you won't have to worry anymore!)
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49698817]I like being called cute[/QUOTE] That's pretty cute.
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;49699422]Or perhaps they're a little egocentric and entitled little shits My classmates are all like this and trust me the truth is they dont give a flying fuck[/QUOTE] If they were why does he get along with them just fine as roommates?
[QUOTE=rider695;49699662]If they were why does he get along with them just fine as roommates?[/QUOTE] I get along with my classmates just fine but out of class I cease to exist to them it's not correlated
[QUOTE=Skunky;49699644]That's pretty cute.[/QUOTE] I wasn't fishing to be called cute, I was just saying that I like it Plus it means nothing to be called cute by some random, faceless person on the internet that doesn't know anything about me and vice versa
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49699685]I wasn't asking to be called cute, I was just saying that I like it Plus it means nothing to be called cute by some random, faceless person on the internet that doesn't know anything about me and vice versa[/QUOTE] thats not a cute thing to say, cutey
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;49699672]I get along with my classmates just fine but out of class I cease to exist to them it's not correlated[/QUOTE] classmates =/= roommates though. Big difference in sitting in a classroom together and living together.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49699685]I wasn't fishing to be called cute, I was just saying that I like it Plus it means nothing to be called cute by some random, faceless person on the internet that doesn't know anything about me and vice versa[/QUOTE] Not sure what made you think that was serious. :v:
I'd like to live alone and be single for as long as possible. Not because I'm "lel xD player" but because I'm very easily irritated and so I can't imagine a more-than-friendly relationship with someone that can withstand my endless nitpicking. Plus I like being tidy and the only person more organised than me is like...a shelf.
[QUOTE=rider695;49699706]classmates =/= roommates though. Big difference in sitting in a classroom together and living together.[/QUOTE] Yeah I didn't know my Highschool classmate was this much of an asshole nor did I know how loudly he can eat yogurt. Or a sandwich. Or anything. Whenever he wakes me by eating something I find myself despising that food item for a few days
[QUOTE=Skunky;49699736]Not sure what made you think that was serious. :v:[/QUOTE] Someone else sent me a message too
I laughed my ass off at this video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R336NoqvJ8Q[/media] I guess I'm a sadist or something
[QUOTE=Clovis;49699992]Just cause people have anime avatars it does not mean they're cute in real life[/QUOTE] Everyone is cute.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49696906]babies are blobs of lard that suck away your soul, money, sleep, free time, social life and integrity as a human being There's a false phase where it's a decent kid for three or so years until the metamorphosis is complete and the god forsaken vagina turd turns into a teenager I can sorta understand the whole "holy shit I literally created life via cell division and now I'll train it to worship me as a the god I deserve to be" aspect until the five minute honeymoon phase is over and you get serious buyers remorse. then you're stuck with a nonstop shitting, pissing and crying machine seemingly designed to ruin your life and since wombs have a really shitty return policy you should have anticipated this during the nine month preorder phase (please peiple, don't preorder things nine months in advance)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49698385]How old are you?[/QUOTE] I used to have this mindset when I was like 10 till I finally had a little brother.
I rarely finish any game I play. Also I know four different "Famous" people on steam and don't have the guts to talk to them.
The amount of times I have contemplated and nearly gone through suicide are too numerous to count, but I'm just too afraid of leaving my family with a huge emotional burden so I just suck it up.
I'm kinda terrified of even the possibility of becoming a father somewhere down the line later in my life. Mainly because I know myself and would not trust me with the care of a child.
After seeing the gigantic pile of shit that came of my parents' marriages (yes there were multiple yes they all sucked and ended) and my sister's attempts at marriage, I'm not even going to bother. Plus I inherited a genetic disease that I'd hate to pass on.
In a chat I frequent I tend to change my name/avatar at random and put on a different persona for fun.
[QUOTE=Drury;49700041]Everyone is cute.[/QUOTE] come again?
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49700549]come again?[/QUOTE] Everyone is cute.
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