• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=matt000024;49701726]Can any plumbers here tell me if the poor thing managed to get to an air pocket in time?[/QUOTE] I'm not a plumber, but one of two things could have happened: • The toilet leads to sewers, which is full of air in addition to actual sewage. Mice and rats can swim, the little guy probably survived the flush at the very least. • Septic tank; RIP mouse.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;49704010]I've had girlfriends who called me cute - I take no issue with it. I don't get the whole masculine defense against being called "cute", and I don't get why people feel attacked when they are called cute. Cute doesn't have to mean immature or worthless. Words can mean different things. Cute can be fun, pure, happy, etc. I know a lot of people I'd call cute for all kinds of different reasons. I'll have you all know I'd rather be called cute than brutish. I think hypermasculinity is funny when in jest, but the strive for masculinity is sometimes desperate and divisive. Guys should be allowed to be cute - nothing in the world says men need to be retarded football-watching iron-pumping classy lumberjacks.[/QUOTE] It really just was a joke. I'm not gonna flip my shit if someone calls me cute. I actually don't mind. As you said yourself, it was a poke at people being much too worried about their masculinity. I'm not really one of them, I love a good joke.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;49673157]what watch do you have?[/QUOTE] Superlate (totally forgot I made a post here) but I have a Casio Tough Solar Illuminator.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49704193]I wish I could sleep for a hundred years and skip all the BS happening RN and chill on Mars while drinking a 3D printed martini[/QUOTE] the downside is putting up with the bullshit that will be around in a hundred years
[QUOTE=paindoc;49704036]oh maaaaaan I have [I]no[/I] issue with masculinity. thats not why I dislike being called cute. The strive for masculinity is very real (top only masc no fem :v:), yes. But I feel demeaned and talked-down to by some people who use cute. It feels juvenile. Also, I don't find myself to possess any of the cute/attractive qualites so that may bias my judgement. [/QUOTE] For me, it probably stems from how [I]I[/I] use cute. When I see a couple being happy, doing 'cute' couple stuff, that's cute. When I see a little baby duck, that's cute. Little kitten, that's cute too. Kid doing adorable stuff? That's cute! In all of these contexts "Cute" drops someone from a meaningful relationship, it takes someone or something from the complex and (eventually) sexual lives they live. In many cases if a girl/guy calls you cute, they're not looking to be in a relationship with you. And that's why I dislike being called cute, it immediately destroys any depth and nuance to a person. [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49704097]I wanna stop being ashamed of my own sexual interests and start being confident about it again. If anyone knows any good advice or guides to being less ashamed of your sexuality, pls to send me this[/QUOTE] As you said, being sexually open isn't for everyone, for some people it feels like exposing too much, and that's perfectly fine. I've always felt comfortable with my sexuality, I've always been able to explore my sexuality with porn or other people (Talking, and/or actually 'doing the do'), so I can only share my viewpoint. I'd suggest reading erotica, and slowly reading more and new genres of erotica as things excite you. Notice a somewhat sub/dom relationship in a story that turned you on? Read some sub/dom stories, find stuff you like. Once you get comfortable with the process of exploring what you like, it's much easier to be comfortable with your sexuality. Because now you know what it feels like to 'just' like something. I never chose any of my kinks, I've all discovered them through other means, and I've discovered so many of them that I know what turns people on is just often just a matter of chance, not something they chose.
I bit my tongue and now I'm talking like i have special needs.
I wish I could permanently turn my sex drive off, it really does nothing but waste my time and depress me for being so socially incompetent.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49704196]I wish I could go to another reality of Earth set thousands of years into the future where we have actual contact with different races across the Galaxy. I really wanna be in space and explore different worlds.[/QUOTE] Spore is for you my friend
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49705426]Spore is for you my friend[/QUOTE] i don't think he wants to be in a disappointment
I used to play games like spore, gmod, , and other higher end games on my netbook I think the specs were something like: xp home 800x600 screen intel atom single core cpu 1.6ghz intel gma 950 some really slow small hard drive I have so many odd memories playing on that piece of junk, im a bit sad that i gave it away 9to be fair, i wasnt using it when i got a better desktop) sometimes, i also find these weird empty blank accounts here that have never been used, like this one [url]https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=45833[/url]
NSFW [sp]One of my teachers at college really turns me on. She comes to class and acts all dominant with us. She yells with a passion, like some kind training, and she dresses really well, with style and authority. I wouldn't mind of one day she turned out to be a spy and then being tortured and interrogated by her. [/sp] I am a tough-looking serious guy who likes adorable/cute stuff. It's one of my secrets.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49704196]I wish I could go to another reality of Earth set thousands of years into the future where we have actual contact with different races across the Galaxy. I really wanna be in space and explore different worlds.[/QUOTE] After watching Rick and Morty I'm just glad we don't get any of that nonsense.
I kink shame you guys, that's my confession.
[QUOTE=Talvy;49705759]I kink shame you guys, that's my confession.[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5DD5UTKTs[/media]
[QUOTE=paindoc;49704036]oh maaaaaan I have [I]no[/I] issue with masculinity. thats not why I dislike being called cute. The strive for masculinity is very real (top only masc no fem :v:), yes. But I feel demeaned and talked-down to by some people who use cute. It feels juvenile. Also, I don't find myself to possess any of the cute/attractive qualites so that may bias my judgement. [sp]I shaved my arms the other day and so far its not nearly as great as my legs and I regret it because its so much more obvious. I can't let my parents see either, but I probably won't see them for the rest of the year thank god[/sp] [editline]9th February 2016[/editline] Because you make people feel safe, and that counts for a lot. Or thats probably what did it. That or just seeming like you genuinely cared. Both are rare.[/QUOTE] I get more offended if someone calls me manly/handsome than if someone calls me cute/pretty. Also shave whatever you want to. It's your body after all, not your parents' bodies.
Outwardly I think I look very warm and friendly (my favorite hoodie is fucking rainbow colored) but I actually dream of decorating my home with very morbid/macabre art. Stuff like having [URL="https://kingreadsking.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/dreamcatcher.jpg"]these[/URL] sort of dreamcatchers (with skulls, bones, runic talismans and such), or like a statue of a gigantic eye with hands grasping at it, where the hands and fingers make the eyelids and eyelashes for the eye (it's something I wanna carve outta wood some time) Although not just that stuff, I also want lots of non-morbid art, but I think it is kinda funny how clashing how I express myself outwardly and how I dream of decorating my home.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49705695]NSFW [sp]One of my teachers at college really turns me on. She comes to class and acts all dominant with us. She yells with a passion, like some kind training, and she dresses really well, with style and authority. I wouldn't mind of one day she turned out to be a spy and then being tortured and interrogated by her. [/sp] I am a tough-looking serious guy who likes adorable/cute stuff. It's one of my secrets.[/QUOTE] In my last year of elementary school I followed special classes that would prepare me for highschool (So I'd learn French and Mathematics one year before actually having these classes in High School). The teacher there was 19 at the time, name "Felicia". She was gorgeous. Beautiful natural brown / hazel colored hair, green eyes, a 10/10 body (curvy short half-latina half dutch) and the brightest smile I've ever seen [sp]and the softest boobs my face have ever met[/sp] (well maybe not, but my memories are all warm and fuzzy). Explanation to how this emerged: In some weeks just before summer, almost no one came to class and I sat there with a friend of mine (the after school class she gave us). We got our test results that day in which we would know what "level" of education to go to for high school. We were explicitly told not to open these at school and to have parents around us when doing so. A girl of my class wanted to open it up and I told her: "Don't do it, if the teacher sees you do it you will get in trouble". Without thinking twice about my warning, she opened it but didn't look at the test result. She then teased me and annoyed me with "Go tell on me, go tell on me if you dare" blah blah. Well, I did. The pesky 12-year-old me told on her to teach her a lesson. The teacher told me to go fetch her, so I did. At first, she didn't really care and thought it was no big deal, but a good 15 minutes later, she came out crying and fully upset. Knowing girls, they quickly blamed me for her stupidity and what happened was: She was one of the girls who fucked up massively and thus had to go into one of the lowest possible sort of education. They prohibited us from opening them at school to try and avoid this comparison of each others test results. Well, her 4 girlfriends said that it was my fault and that they were going to beat me up after school (yes, 5 girls were going to 'beat me up'). I felt really guilty and before school ended, I went to see that girl and apologized. She understood it wasn't my fault and had forgiven me, but her pesky and annoying friends didnt. They were still waiting on me to let their frustration out of me, but luckily for me, I had those classes that lasted 1,5 hours. I was sure they wouldn't wait for me for those full 1,5 hours. [B]I was wrong[/B] When looking out of the window from the 2nd story of my school, I saw them still waiting. They saw me and called names, gave me the middle finger etc. etc. At first, I couldn't care less. I already had my escape route planned, but Felicia noticed. She asked me what was up and at this time, send me friend to go home since no one was there anyway. Here i was with this beautiful 19 year old model of a girl. I was pretty nervous but I felt comfortable with her. I explained what happened and she gave me a hug and for some reason I started crying. She then pushed my head in her chest and comforted me. It felt great and sad, but mostly great. I sat there for around 3 minutes and she patted my head / stroke my hair. (Do mind, I was almost the same height as her at the time, she was pretty small. I reckon I'm now a good ~25cm taller then she is and I'm 184cm) She waited with me until they left and gave me another hug (boobs against chest lol). She wished me well and I saw her on my graduation day once more and we made loads of pictures together, even one with her kissing me on my cheek. Sadly she got engaged between the time of this happening and my graduation. Her bf asked her. Man, I wonder what she looks like now. I'd share the picture of my graduation with you, but at the same time I don't want to because she might not have liked that? Anyway, she was a straight 11/10. She's 27 now and I do know she has had a kid since 21 ... sooooo she's a milf now... I guess. Wonder what she's up to. Maybe divorced :smug: [sp]im a terrible human being[/sp]
That reminds me, I should probably visit my favourite primary school teacher and see how she is - if she even still works there.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49704196]I wish I could go to another reality of Earth set thousands of years into the future where we have actual contact with different races across the Galaxy. I really wanna be in space and explore different worlds.[/QUOTE] YES. Kiwi when I figure fusion out (lol) and build a spaceship I'll give you a ring k. First stop: Saturn's rings and Saturn's hexagon.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49706087]That reminds me, I should probably visit my favourite primary school teacher and see how she is - if she even still works there.[/QUOTE] I did that recently. Seems like 2 of my older teachers left, one passed away and one still works there but looks like she's also going to retire soon. They were happy to see me, though. It's fun to go back to your elementary school, because not only the teachers are happy to see you, those kids you don't know look up to you. At least, I always looked up to visiting students and wondered where I'd be if I were their age. It was great to let them know I'm going to Uni soon. It fills them with proud feelings.
[QUOTE=Wriok;49668752]back in the day when i picked my nose i ate the boogers why are they so tasty if they're not meant to be eaten :([/QUOTE] Actually, they are meant to be eaten. I mean, not in a civilized society they aren't, but like from a fucked up biological perspective, it might just boost your immune system or something to eat 'em up.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;49706130]Actually, they are meant to be eaten. I mean, not in a civilized society they aren't, but like from a fucked up biological perspective, it might just boost your immune system or something to eat 'em up.[/QUOTE] Also, humans are rare among mammals in how they don't regularly eat their own shit.
[QUOTE=Drury;49706393]Also, humans are rare among mammals in how they don't regularly eat their own shit.[/QUOTE] that's because we aren't herbivores who need to re-digest their food to get the nutrients out of it pretty much all that's left on the way out is dead bacteria, some roughage, and a few other indigestible things
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49706438]that's because we aren't herbivores who need to re-digest their food to get the nutrients out of it pretty much all that's left on the way out is dead bacteria, some roughage, and a few other indigestible things[/QUOTE] Dogs do it too.
[QUOTE=Drury;49706463]Dogs do it too.[/QUOTE] they do it as part of cleaning behaviour humans figured out that shitting into a stream is better for removing waste than eating it
[QUOTE=Drury;49706463]Dogs do it too.[/QUOTE] dogs are dumb
So I decided to try out online dating. I don't expect anything to go anywhere but oh well. No harm in trying.
I hate the word "Dear" when writing professional emails. [editline]9th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49707185]So I decided to try out online dating. I don't expect anything to go anywhere but oh well. No harm in trying.[/QUOTE] Keep us updated, I'm considering doing so as well.
Well I can tell you now. It's not for people that are picky. I used both Tinder and Plenty Of Fish for a couple days. No matches yet because everyone it is suggesting I don't find attractive or don't share interests with. No one has viewed my profile yet on POF. Not sure if that is a sign I am really ugly or the service is not showing my profile to anyone because I haven't "paid to be discovered" I would recommend using one of the premium services like Match if you truly want to be with someone that will laat.. The free alternatives are mostly just used for hookups. I'm thinking of deleting both Tinder and POF and signing up for Match once I get a job.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49707599]I would recommend using one of the premium services like Match if you truly want to be with someone that will laat.. The free alternatives are mostly just used for hookups. I'm thinking of deleting both Tinder and POF and signing up for Match once I get a job.[/QUOTE] Hm, I know that my best friend's current GF (Of just over a year now) met on Tinder, and neither of them are hookup type people. I guess it also kind of depends where you live. From what I understand, OK Cupid is pretty "mild" as far as things go, Tinder and PoF are for hookups more often than not though. [editline]9th February 2016[/editline] I'm in a similar boat though, I'm working on finding meaningful employment before I go after a serious relationship.
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