• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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When I lived at my old house, our next-door neighbhors had this pain in the ass dog that would dig up and chew the cables AT&T put under their yard, and it would knock out the internet, tv, and phone. This happened probably once every other week, and when AT&T stater making the wife pay for it, she would throw a huge fit and scream at the workers. So when they went on a weekend getaway I shit in their air conditioner, I'd been living off pizzas and other not-healthy-food at that point so it was mostly liquidy. TMI, sorry. It was one of those big ones that you have on the ground, sorta like this. [IMG]https://www.preferredheating-air.com/images/t_xr15_air_conditioner_beauty_color.jpg[/IMG] I thought it was hilarious, until they got back. The day after they returned I saw one of those professional cleaning vans outside their house. You know, the sort that usually have to clean up brutal murder scenes and things of that nature? They were all stood outside talking to the cleaning people, I couldn't make out much but I did hear the word "disgusting" several times. I think they stayed at a relatives house or something for a while, not entirely sure. About two years after it happened, one of my friends who knew the kid that lived in that house told me something interesting. Apparently they thought some stray animal somehow got into the A/C and died. Nobody ever got the full story, but I'm certain they found out someone had used their Air Conditioner as a toilet. I [I]probably[/I] shouldn't have done that, but their dog never dug up the cables again!
[QUOTE=Pepsidude;49712905]words[/QUOTE] How does finding shit in their A/C have anything to do with chewing up cables though...?
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49712956]How does finding shit in their A/C have anything to do with chewing up cables though...?[/QUOTE] Probably coincidental! I'm going to pretend I had a part in it though. EDIT: Although, finding a bunch of liquid shit in your A/C after you've pissed off the whole block on multiple occasion may imply some sort of sabotage.
[QUOTE=Clovis;49710496]ive had my kink before i even had any idea of what sex was, ofcourse i didnt realise it until years later but looking back in hindsight its super weird how kinks and fetishes develop[/QUOTE] always strange how people say that. i wonder what exactly in the human mind causes things nonsexual to develop that way.
Some few months ago I told facepunch about a cool friend I was really interested in. He and I made our relationship official last night, it's wonderful!. I won't mention his name here for now, I dun want to embarrass him :o. He is so cute when he gets embarrassed, then he denies it, and its even cuter. [sp] He is posting in this thread [/sp]
N'aww, thanks buddy <3 [editline]10th February 2016[/editline] No homo, though.
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49713813]Some few months ago I told facepunch about a cool friend I was really interested in. He and I made our relationship official last night, it's wonderful!. I won't mention his name here for now, I dun want to embarrass him :o. He is so cute when he gets embarrassed, then he denies it, and its even cuter. [sp] He is posting in this thread [/sp][/QUOTE] Well whoever it is they sure can explain how to code shit.
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49714143] No homo, though.[/QUOTE] Saying that in this thread is hilarious.
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49714299]Saying that in this thread is hilarious.[/QUOTE] Okay, maybe a little homo. Don't tell anyone though.
[QUOTE=Drury;49714276]Well whoever it is they sure can explain how to code shit.[/QUOTE] [quote][IMG]https://www.preferredheating-air.com/images/t_xr15_air_conditioner_beauty_color.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
[QUOTE=Drury;49714276]Well whoever it is they sure can explain how to code shit.[/QUOTE] it's not me you fuck
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49713813]Some few months ago I told facepunch about a cool friend I was really interested in. He and I made our relationship official last night, it's wonderful!. I won't mention his name here for now, I dun want to embarrass him :o. He is so cute when he gets embarrassed, then he denies it, and its even cuter. [sp] He is posting in this thread [/sp][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=NightmareX91;49714622]it's not me you fuck[/QUOTE] It seems to add up though, if it werent for the join dates
[QUOTE=da space core;49716010]It seems to add up though, if it werent for the join dates[/QUOTE] It doesn't add up though, you missed the most important detail. [sp] It's pepsidude you butts. [/sp]
"FP is not a dating service" mmmmhmm.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49716258]"FP is not a dating service" [B]mmmmhmm[/B].[/QUOTE] Well shit. Didn't realize I was looking in all the wrong places.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49716268]Well shit. Didn't realize I was looking in all the wrong places.[/QUOTE] I've had 4 people (who don't post in this thread) outright confess huge feelings for me, thx to FP. thx FP. [sp]Nevermind my feelings for an FP user that won't fucking disappear no matter how hard I try to get out and find someone else yay[/sp]
I have absolutely no interest in getting into a romantic relationship, maybe that'll change later but not right now.
Well I have a lot of work to do. Hey one of the 20 girls that are on Facepunch. Wanna go see Deadpool together Friday?
[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49716395]I have absolutely no interest in getting into a romantic relationship, maybe that'll change later but not right now.[/QUOTE] whys that? admittedly my reasoning is terrible, since I just want to get rid of some feelings by meeting someone cool, but this seems pretty negative :c
[QUOTE=paindoc;49716415]whys that? admittedly my reasoning is terrible, since I just want to get rid of some feelings by meeting someone cool, but this seems pretty negative :c[/QUOTE] I really don't know why, I just don't feel like getting into one, closest thing is my mate but he doesn't swing that way.
alright well if facepunch is so great for picking up chicks guys who wants some fuk my interests r vidya games, long walks to the fridge and back to my computer, but i hate the animes gotta be a 10/10 on everyone's list c'mon ladies lets go i'll take you to pizza hut
I dunno, I don't like specifically go for relationships, but if one sparks between me and someone else I just go with the flow, so to speak. I probably am making no sense, but hopefully someone crazy as me will know what I mean. [sp]i can verify that flippy's post is true :v[/sp]
Have you seen fp'ers
When I was a little kid my brother told me that if you went to the restroom, closed the door, turned off the lights and then flushed the toilet you could spawn a toilet demon that would scare you and suck you up. I am nyctophobic so I was too scared to try and see if it was true. Every time I went to the toilet I always checked that the door was slightly open if the lights didn't work, or turn on the lights if I had to close the door. I did this till I was 13. The toilet demon never got me .
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49716511]alright well if facepunch is so great for picking up chicks guys who wants some fuk my interests r vidya games, long walks to the fridge and back to my computer, but i hate the animes gotta be a 10/10 on everyone's list c'mon ladies lets go i'll take you to pizza hut[/QUOTE] i'd be convinced if i was a woman
I could never date anyone here, because I can only really bond with people in person. I never understood internet relationships because of this.
[QUOTE=Clovis;49716629]there are normie fp'ers[/QUOTE] The posters in pictures of you and FULS already know they're attractive, and cmon were at least a tiny bit mental here
I guess I should admit I seriously want to kill myself, not because my life is terrible or anything, but because I'm worthless to everyone, I don't contribute anything to society and I probably never will, I'm so much of a pansy that I can't even stand up for myself, both emotionally and physically. I'm a pathetic excuse of a person and I'd do so much more for society if I just wasn't alive.
[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49716757]I guess I should admit I seriously want to kill myself, not because my life is terrible or anything, but because I'm worthless to everyone, I don't contribute anything to society and I probably never will, I'm so much of a pansy that I can't even stand up for myself, both emotionally and physically. I'm a pathetic excuse of a person and I'd do so much more for society if I just wasn't alive.[/QUOTE] You don't really owe society a damn thing. Except not being a dick, that's generally a good idea and I doubt you struggle with that. Speak to someone near to you, because you're clearly not well off. You may feel you don't contribute anything, but you have no way of knowing your full reach or what you can achieve.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49716699]i'd be convinced if i was a woman[/QUOTE] see the problem is you have an anime avatar Speaking of anime avatars, I was playing Secret Hitler on Tabletop Simulator the other day, and a friend of mine was in the game. Said friend had an anime avatar. We got to the point where we had to choose who to shoot. I just said "well he has an anime avatar, and that's pretty terrible" and the president shot him on that alone. I felt bad. I also haven't talked to that friend in two weeks now which sucks because now I have no one to talk to. [editline]11th February 2016[/editline] [sp]Other than everyone on my friends list but you know, initiating conversations is hard[/sp]
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