Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=BusinessRed;49724968]I often revisit my old posts to see how well they are doing to further inflate my oversized ego and satisfy my fragile vanity [sp]I guarantee I'll revisit this one several times[/sp][/QUOTE]
Posting only so I can check on [i]the post[/i] because I'm too lazy to go to my own profile
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49725253]Posting only so I can check on [i]the post[/i] because I'm too lazy to go to my own profile[/QUOTE]
I want to give you hell for this but I'm afraid you'll go back into my history and slap the shit out of me, or somehow fuck me out a business deal I haven't even thought of yet
you win this round
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49722036]Honestly, no. At least not in my mind. It's obviously subjective, but when I think badass, I don't necessarily think of a huge, ripped guy tearing through every enemy he sees. It can be a simple soldier that is average in every regard but manages to pull off some incredible feats (cliché maybe, but I like it). Regardless of gender.
With that said, I find realistic armor on female characters hotter than a platekini. Or anything revealing, to be honest. Gimme dat full plate armor.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Clovis;49721975]an attractive lady fucking shit up isnt badass?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;49721943]Or awesome. Or badass.[/QUOTE]
I really try to make my female characters realistic.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/wH5qtIG.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nKgmmZt.png[/t]
[vid]http://i.imgur.com/RGXzIz7.webm[/vid]
I [I]despise[/I] overly sexy female characters.
[editline]11th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=BusinessRed;49724968]I often revisit my old posts to see how well they are doing to further inflate my oversized ego and satisfy my fragile vanity [sp]I guarantee I'll revisit this one several times[/sp][/QUOTE]
I think we all do. That's why garry got rid of rating tracking on your profile. People were lording it over others.
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49725323]I really try to make my female characters realistic.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/wH5qtIG.jpg[/t]
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she looks like girl raiden
I try to make my females look as normal as possible. I'm not attracted to supersexy models, cuties are my thing.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49725362]she looks like girl raiden[/QUOTE]
"The memes, Jacqueline."
I always play as men on games, big beefy men, thick, muscle, men [I][I][B]*drools*[/B][/I][/I]
Im sorry what were we talking about?
I am having a panic attack right now. I am having my break pads looked at and replaced and don't know the final price yet. I'm just sitting here waiting for the phone call.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49725362]she looks like girl raiden[/QUOTE]
So, Raiden?
[QUOTE=Clovis;49727393]I'm not sure "realistic" is the word you're looking for[/QUOTE]
"ugly"
I hate incense and candles with a passion.
[sp]You could say, a burning passion.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Clovis;49727393]I'm not sure "realistic" is the word you're looking for[/QUOTE]
Covered-up-to-the-max doesn't have the same ring to it.
I play both genders in games, and generally I don't wear armor unless it's absolutely necessary. I like my dudes or dudettes looking casual with a hint of badass.
Something like Nico Bellic or Alyx Vance.
I get irritated by the shitty clothing choices for characters in games. No style. [I]no style.[/I]
[QUOTE=paindoc;49727633]I get irritated by the shitty clothing choices for characters in games. No style. [I]no style.[/I][/QUOTE]
Its either that or impressively outlandish wear. Never a nice medium :frown:
[QUOTE=paindoc;49727633]I get irritated by the shitty clothing choices for characters in games. No style. [I]no style.[/I][/QUOTE]
What about Destiny?
The characters in that game always do it for me:
[t]https://i.imgur.com/Ie1xlc2.png[/t][t]https://i.imgur.com/2IkwsEz.png[/t]
[t]http://www.fangirlthemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/NPC_Cayde-6_01.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Clovis;49727393]I'm not sure "realistic" is the word you're looking for[/QUOTE]
Well what else would you call it? A plant person would wear plant growth for armor and an archer would probably wear skins of the things shes killed. As well as a psionic warrior using futuristic armor.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49727802]What about Destiny?
The characters in that game always do it for me:
[t]https://i.imgur.com/Ie1xlc2.png[/t][t]https://i.imgur.com/2IkwsEz.png[/t]
[t]http://www.fangirlthemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/NPC_Cayde-6_01.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Clompy space armor like on titans is always on point, and I love armor on general. I'd love to 3d print a set of titan armor (which I could do in one run on clubs new big printer :ok:) but I'd probably look silly since I'm a skinny lanky fuck :D
I was referring more to games with general clothing choices or games that have you wearing more normal clothes
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;49725904]I try to make my females look as normal as possible. I'm not attracted to supersexy models, cuties are my thing.[/QUOTE]
When I play female, I wear as little as possible. Like I played through the entirety of SR3 as a naked (uncensored) woman and subsequent playthroughs of Akiba's Trip as a female character in pasties.
I wish there were games that would let me be a slut.
I have a tendency to speak before I think, which has often landed me in trouble. Today takes the cake though. I think I might've managed to ruin a friendship.
[QUOTE=BusinessRed;49724968]I often revisit my old posts to see how well they are doing to further inflate my oversized ego and satisfy my fragile vanity [sp]I guarantee I'll revisit this one several times[/sp][/QUOTE]
Whenever I'm feeling down, I revisit some of my best rated posts to make myself feel better
...now that I think about it, that's actually sorta sad
I've lived without a phone for years.
[QUOTE=Miknew20;49729051]I've lived without a phone for years.[/QUOTE]
how do you do it in relation to work etc? I don't think it's even possible to fill out any official forms without having a phone number here. it's an unrealistic dream of mine to never receive a phone call again
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49727268]I am having a panic attack right now. I am having my break pads looked at and replaced and don't know the final price yet. I'm just sitting here waiting for the phone call.[/QUOTE]
I had every right to have a panic attack.
I went in thinking it was brake pads and it turned out to be the front brake system was almost fucked. There goes about $1,500.
The joys of owning a vehicle.
[QUOTE=Clovis;49728422]Because the post says trying to make the characters "realistic", not "giving them a realistic amount of armor". You dont have to purposely give your character a shit hairstyle to make them less sexualised, and if you want to defend that hairstyle and say its good, then thats defeating the point of making your character realistic if you gave it a hairstyle to make it more attractive. That seems nitpicky, but the first picture is an unrealistic setting in the first place, and whats so realistic about that hairstyle? Also the third picture is an alien-like creature, without context I dont know how "realistic" it is for that figure to wear that specific hat and attire. How am I supposed to know what is meant by realistic when I don't know how realistic it is, nor does any of it look realistic, for all I know, the first picture (is it xcom 2? i dont know, thats irrelevant if i know the game or not) could have more armor than is necessary. That wouldn't be any more or less realistic than having less armor than needed.[/QUOTE]
What's realistic about the hairstyle is that [URL="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/56/f6/37/56f637e3a0089f77ca0fcb7336244d0d.jpg"]people[/URL] [URL="http://www2.pictures.stylebistro.com/gi/66th+Annual+Primetime+Emmy+Awards+Arrivals+25ZnSgafO-Np.jpg"]actually[/URL] [URL="http://i.imgur.com/fdY1jmf.jpg"]have[/URL] that hair style. And now realistic can't be attractive? I could have picked any hair for that character and your argument works. So by your logic, if you make a character you like, it's not realistic.
As for the third, that's a Sylvari. They are a plant people and so they usually wear plant styled armor. It's from guild wars 2 which is [URL="https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/8/84/Sorcerer%27s_armor_light_human_female_front.jpg"]notorious[/URL] [URL="https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/f/fe/Masquerade_armor_human_female_front.jpg"]for[/URL] [URL="https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/f/f1/Winged_armor_human_female_front.jpg"]its[/URL] [URL="https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/8/8d/Flamekissed_armor_human_female_front.jpg"]overly-sexy[/URL] [URL="https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/thumb/0/0a/Sneakthief_armor_sylvari_female_front.jpg/240px-Sneakthief_armor_sylvari_female_front.jpg"]armor.[/URL]
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49728458]When I play female, I wear as little as possible. Like I played through the entirety of SR3 as a naked (uncensored) woman and subsequent playthroughs of Akiba's Trip as a female character in pasties.
I wish there were games that would let me be a slut.[/QUOTE]
This reminds of when I had downloaded a bunch of mods for Oblivion a long while back and then promptly stopped playing Oblivion (I think this was around the time I totally fucked up my CPU and motherboard). About a year later (same HDD) I booted up Oblivion and decided I wanted to play the game again.
I loaded up an old save thinking, "Yeah I'll run around and be a dick". Now, I'm also the kind of person who enjoys playing female characters in videogames. It makes me feel cute as fuck. Back to the game, I'm running around stealing stuff and punching people and then suddenly I get caught by a guard and he tells me I have to go to jail or pay the fine... But there's another option, which is very vague in its description. I don't remember this mysterious 4th option so, being the curious cat that I am, I select it. Up pops a text box that describes in detail how I removed my clothes, got on my knees and gave this guard the best blowjob he's ever had. The text goes on to further state that after I gave the guard such an amazing blowjob, he wiped all my charges and in fact even paid me a sum of gold for being such a good slut.
I'm almost certain I [i]still[/i] have those mods installed on the copy of Oblivion I have on my HDD right now.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49728458]When I play female, I wear as little as possible. Like I played through the entirety of SR3 as a naked (uncensored) woman and subsequent playthroughs of Akiba's Trip as a female character in pasties.
I wish there were games that would let me be a slut.[/QUOTE]
There's always Skyrim modded with Loverslab mods.
I mean the animations aren't the best, and at times the actors don't even line up so you end up getting it in the hip or the guy is humping the air. Some mods even reward you with gold for being a whore, so you can make it into a living. Sounds up your alley.
A few years ago I was constantly afraid of being unconscious and have my life be just a weird dream I'm having. I know it sounds pretty dumb but I couldn't stop thinking about it. Like "What if they unplug me and I don't die and then I somehow end up trapped here forever?" "Where could they have put my body?" "How long have I been at the hospital?" "What if my dad never left in the real world and the stuff I'm going through is just an awful nightmare?" "What if I'm not young when I wake up?" "What if I never wake up?" "How can my mind imagine all the stuff I'm seeing?".
I stopped believing that but sometimes I get reminded about it and I get slightly paranoid :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49730673]A few years ago I was constantly afraid of being unconscious and have my life be just a weird dream I'm having. I know it sounds pretty dumb but I couldn't stop thinking about it. Like "What if they unplug me and I don't die and then I somehow end up trapped here forever?" "Where could they have put my body?" "How long have I been at the hospital?" "What if my dad never left in the real world and the stuff I'm going through is just an awful nightmare?" "What if I'm not young when I wake up?" "What if I never wake up?" "How can my mind imagine all the stuff I'm seeing?".
I stopped believing that but sometimes I get reminded about it and I get slightly paranoid :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Wake up.
Lately I've had a strange attraction to [sp]feet[/sp] when I never even liked it beforehand. I want this to cease & desist immediately.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49731466]Lately I've had a strange attraction to [sp]feet[/sp] when I never even liked it beforehand. I want this to cease & desist immediately.[/QUOTE]
[t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Quentin_Tarantino_(Berlin_Film_Festival_2009)_2_cropped.jpg[/t]
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