• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
    5,002 replies, posted
The cookie I said was good was not good
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48987034]I gave up using an escalator machine in the gym because it only registers weight in kilograms. :s:[/QUOTE] Just multiply it by 2 (it's really 2.2 though) and there you go
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48986154]They should just combine those two and make fuckable dick.[/QUOTE] the best kind of docking
[QUOTE=Vaught;48987138]the best kind of docking[/QUOTE] more like nesting matroyshka dick
While we're talking about dicks, i shave mine.
[QUOTE=cartman300;48987311]While we're talking about dicks, i shave mine.[/QUOTE] Shaving my everything has been fun. I feel like a smooth and sleek and soft sex torpedo. Or, alternatively, a dolphin
I don't like shaving my pubes, too much work and it gets all itchy plus I need a weed whacker :v:
[QUOTE=paindoc;48987320]Shaving my everything has been fun. I feel like a smooth and sleek and soft sex torpedo. Or, alternatively, a dolphin[/QUOTE] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/elsa4dh.png[/thumb] [editline]26th October 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=kijji;48987414]I don't like shaving my pubes, too much work and it gets all itchy plus I need a weed whacker :v:[/QUOTE] You get used to it after a week of shaving, it was like this for me too when i started (and i stopped twice) but i eventually figured it's better being shaved as my hairs don't get stuck in belts and it's easier to clean up after a messy night. :v:
I am debating if I should play hookie from college the day Fallout 4 comes out. But I know I will be spending all that time waiting for the game to download.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;48987533]I am debating if I should play hookie from college the day Fallout 4 comes out. But I know I will be spending all that time waiting for the game to download.[/QUOTE] Honestly I'm trying to pretend games don't exist right now but Falllout 4 is gonna cost me at least one hw assignment I feel. Space Engineers Planets too. The only exceptions in my vidya media blockade
All of you folks getting hyped on Fallout 4 and all the other good gaming shit, and I'm stuck with an adequate PC for 2010
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48986937][sp]the thrill of being banged in the ass and the feeling of having something rammed into my butt can be sensual, as bordellimies says it can be cleaned up and to me at least, it feels good but i can understand not liking the idea hell even i was like this at first till i actually tried it[/sp][/QUOTE] I've been going down the same path
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48986937][sp]the thrill of being banged in the ass and the feeling of having something rammed into my butt can be sensual, as bordellimies says it can be cleaned up and to me at least, it feels good but i can understand not liking the idea hell even i was like this at first till i actually tried it[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]tbh im open to the idea of being pegged by a chick, but i dont think id ever let a dude stick his dick there, im just not attracted to men at all. Like even seeing dudes in a porno is a turn off for me[/sp]
[QUOTE=bdd458;48987981][sp]tbh im open to the idea of being pegged by a chick, but i dont think id ever let a dude stick his dick there, im just not attracted to men at all. Like even seeing dudes in a porno is a turn off for me[/sp][/QUOTE] I'm not attracted to guys, but I like dicks.
That's still a part of a guy. :wink:
It's the only part I like, along with ass I just don't see guys that way
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48988052]It's the only part I like, along with ass I just don't see guys that way[/QUOTE] So wait, are you actually attracted to girls and all that, yet you find dicks sexy sometimes, but wouldn't ever have anything sexual with another guy?
[QUOTE=cartman300;48988061]So wait, are you actually attracted to girls and all that, yet you find dicks sexy sometimes, but wouldn't ever have anything sexual with another guy?[/QUOTE] I prefer girls, and find them very attractive, but I also like dicks. I can't look at a guy and think he's attractive. And I've done plenty of sexual stuff with guys but nothing with girls [editline].[/editline] The best way I can describe it is having a cock fetish
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48988088]I prefer girls, and find them very attractive, but I also like dicks. I can't look at a guy and think he's attractive. And I've done plenty of sexual stuff with guys but nothing with girls [editline].[/editline] The best way I can describe it is having a cock fetish[/QUOTE] What about a transgirl or something? Is that what you're looking for?
[QUOTE=Snowmew;48988152]What about a transgirl or something? Is that what you're looking for?[/QUOTE] [b]No[/b] I like girls because they look better and can be fucked. I like guys because of their dicks and can fuck or get fucked by. Trans/Futa are the worst of both and ruin the female aesthetic. I want one or the other on one person.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48988193][b]No[/b] I like girls because they look better and can be fucked. I like guys because of their dicks and can get fucked by. Trans/Futa are the worst of both and ruin the female aesthetic. I want one or the other on one person.[/QUOTE] You want cute boys.
Or do you want a girl and boy? Like a 3 way thing.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48988208]You want cute boys.[/QUOTE] I've used to go to that 8chan board but it's too full of underage and/or mentally ill people But of all the male aesthetics, it's the farthest I can find a guy's body attractive [editline]26th October 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;48988220]Or do you want a girl and boy? Like a 3 way thing.[/QUOTE] That works best Can take turns on and with the girl [editline]26th October 2015[/editline] Here's another confession: I like to imagine myself as the girl in porn
why's this forum so horny all the time
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48988193][b]No[/b] I like girls because they look better and can be fucked. I like guys because of their dicks and can fuck or get fucked by. Trans/Futa are the worst of both and ruin the female aesthetic. I want one or the other on one person.[/QUOTE] I think you're a bit homo for men than you might think. I'm female and I can relate to what you're saying. For a long time, even as a kid, I was sexually attracted to breasts. Not females, but their breasts and that developed into vaginas somewhere into middle school. It wasn't until my senior year in highschool where I was like "hey i see myself in a relationship with women". I just wasn't attracted or sexually attracted to women for a long time, but hey, I'm pansexual now. [sp]then again i do find futa p hot so our cases might be different after all[/sp]
[QUOTE=Talvy;48988316]why's this forum so horny[/QUOTE] because none of us has ever had sex or ever will thanks to our membership on this forum anyone who says they have is obviously bullshitting because they wouldn't be here otherwise.
[QUOTE=Talvy;48988316]why's this forum so horny[/QUOTE] Humans are sexual beings [QUOTE=Joccy;48988347]I think you're a bit homo for men than you might think. I'm female and I can relate to what you're saying. For a long time, even as a kid, I was sexually attracted to breasts. Not females, but their breasts and that developed into vaginas somewhere into middle school. It wasn't until my senior year in highschool where I was like "hey i see myself in a relationship with women". I just wasn't attracted or sexually attracted to women for a long time, but hey, I'm pansexual now. [sp]then again i do find futa p hot so our cases might be different after all[/sp][/QUOTE] I've opened up my homosexuality a lot in the past few days, but I cannot see myself being in a relationship with a guy. I can look at risque photos of women and feel something, but I can't say the same for guys. I only feel something when I see their dick. And futa is a disgusting abomination
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;48988354]because none of us has ever had sex or ever will thanks to our membership on this forum anyone who says they have is obviously bullshitting because they wouldn't be here otherwise.[/QUOTE] I'm soon to have sex. Will I stop coming to this website when I do?
[QUOTE=.Vel;48988422]I'm soon to have sex. Will I stop coming to this website when I do?[/QUOTE] please escort yourself to your local confession booth for immediate execution. failure to arrive at your execution is treason. treason is punishable by death.
I sometimes plot the downfall of my friends.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.