• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=Neoswords123;49737561]I kissed a girl yesterday.[/QUOTE] Did she like it? [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] Did [I]you[/I] like it?
[QUOTE=Qaus;49738890]Did she like it? [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] Did [I]you[/I] like it?[/QUOTE] Neither of them liked it they were forced at gunpoint [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] I mean, this is a facepunch user we're talking about
I had red sjw-like hair for 2 months, not because i wanted it (it was supposed to be purple) but because the hairdresser fucked up really bad, and i didnt cover it inmediately because my mother wanted me to wear it at least during the vacations :'l
[QUOTE=Clovis;49738230]I havent seen a man with painted nails in a long time, except one crazy old drugfucked man with these horrible yellow and pink alternated nails. And I dont want to. Masculine hands defeat the whole purpose of painting nails, it looks fucking horrible. Male hands usually have stubby fingers and these awkwardly shaped bulky retarded unkept nails and theres no point painting that, its like painting a rock when girls are painting on canvas. The whole idea of a girl playing with their hair, doing everything with their hands is cute, but on a guy, its not cute, its just straight up weird. And that's not what I've decided, that's just how most people see it, as for the rest, most of them are pretty impartial to it. If a girl actually enquires about a guy painting their nails, they're probably weird, or theyre so clueless and stupid and legitimately want to know a reason, just so they can go home and tell their other friend a weird story about how they saw a guy wearing nail polish. I would never ever paint my nails unless i was at a crossdressing party, and they'd probably still look like shit cause they're short, my hands are small I don't want to straighten my hair and do makeup as a male, but I'm jealous how girls can do it and look better the more they do to themselves (within reason, im not talking about whore tier shit). I'm not gonna expand on hair straightening cause it looks TERRIBLE on men. If you had long hair you're better off just letting it freeflow. If i had long smooth hair thats what I'd do. My main point was girls can straighten their hair, braid it, tie it up, whatever and make it look nice. I'd KILL to just be able to have long hair and be able to pick whatever i'd like to do with it, and thats the same with deciding what colour dress you'd wear, what colour you would paint your nails, etc. As a guy you pretty much have the option of what colour shirt you wear and how you want your hair to sit on your head[/QUOTE] I'm a little offended by your generalizations here because as long as you practice proper hygiene your hands will look as good as female hands. If you know how to put on nailpolish without getting paint all over you hands then you won't look weird at all. Saying all female attention I get is either because the girl is weird or just wants to fuck with me is totally wrong, and you have no actual experience with this matter so your comment literally has no bearing. Self expression is nothing to make fun of, and in fact most people who see my nails tell me I pull it off really well. What is stopping you from all of these fun activities to make yourself feel pretty? Guys can do just as much in the fashion department as women can, but then again since you say "as a guy you pretty much have the option of what colour shirt you wear and how you want your hair to sit on your head," I probably shouldn't take any of your hateful comments seriously. Go look at male fashion blogs or something. Stop following the patriarchal gaze and start rebelling against what people say your limits are, since you definitely have a beautiful person silenced away in your mind, desperately looking for a way out.
Im going shopping and hoping to buy all the clearance valentines chocolate
[QUOTE=da space core;49740012]Im going shopping and hoping to buy all the clearance valentines chocolate[/QUOTE] Go tomorrow, the chocolate will be more expensive today.
[QUOTE=Clovis;49740055]cause for the xth'd time i want to look like a cute girl, not a gender confused man[/QUOTE] Painting your nails/straightening your hair will make you look gay at the most, it won't make you look like a women. Seriously though, if you want to look cuter start getting more into fashion, then you can wear cute outfits that will still asset your masculinity or whatever aura you want to give. Fashion + good hygiene (this part just because of how you described male nails) is not gendered at all, so go wild with those and leave the makeup, nailpolish, and hair straightener for later in life, or never.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49736889]I don't want to be handsome, and I kinda want to be cute but I honestly really want to be pretty like what the fuck, I am a dude, what is wrong with me[/QUOTE] I had that feeling once, then I realized I really just want a cute girl to look at and fall in love with. Thankfully I'm past that stage now.
[QUOTE=Drury;49740148]I had that feeling once, then I realized I really just want a cute girl to look at and fall in love with. Thankfully I'm past that stage now.[/QUOTE] So it might be a stage? Thank god. Step 1: Get a cute girl to look at and fall in love with. Doesn't sound to hard.
after peeing i always make a sort of "diaper" with toilet paper that i keep for a few minutes because no matter how much i shake my COCK, the last drip always ends in the pants
[QUOTE=Drury;49740148]I had that feeling once, then I realized I really just want a cute girl to look at and fall in love with. Thankfully I'm past that stage now.[/QUOTE] I'm really starting to feel that most of this thread's gender problems are not a result of bottling up ones trans urges and rather that they all just want a cute girl to love them.
[QUOTE=thecubanpimp;49740166]after peeing i always make a sort of "diaper" with toilet paper that i keep for a few minutes because no matter how much i shake my COCK, the last drip always ends in the pants[/QUOTE] There is actually pads for men if that bothers and happens to you.
The best release you can get here is literally to fuck someone (of course someone you love, with consent at all stages, etc, etc.)
:words: Long post, sorry! Just responding and then venting a bit of the fluff out of me, so if you're looking for kinky, sexual confessions, skip this one. [QUOTE=skylortrexle;49737579]You have now gone further than most facepunchers have.[/QUOTE] Turns out, if you take off the issued, Facepunch-brand gas mask, you can actually kiss people. Life pro tip, y'all. [QUOTE=Snowmew;49737657]The last girl I kissed was in kindergarten, does that count? [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] Actually, to clarify, we were [i]both[/i] in kindergarten, I didn't just kiss some kindergartner as a 24 year old[/QUOTE] Only if you want to. [QUOTE=Clovis;49737744]Did you like it?[/QUOTE] I'd like to think I did. [QUOTE=SebiWarrior;49738532]I am still quarreling with my GF since yesterday :goodjob:[/QUOTE] Aw, I'm sorry man. I hope it works out in the end. [QUOTE=LoNer1;49738876]Did she press charges? How many years are you facing? I can hook you up with the best lawyer mate, just hit me up [sp]I am very happy for you though <3[/sp][/QUOTE] Currently, look at seven years in the slammer and three hundred hours of community service, but my lawyer's trying to get it down to three and half years and four hundred hours. [sp]Thank you! That really means a lot to me! <3[/sp] [QUOTE=Qaus;49738890]Did she like it? [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] Did [I]you[/I] like it?[/QUOTE] I'd like to think she did? It was just a light peck on the cheek. [QUOTE=Drury;49739514]Neither of them liked it they were forced at gunpoint [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] I mean, this is a facepunch user we're talking about[/QUOTE] [sp]He's right. Send help. They're asking for ransom. Seven men, maybe two other women. All armed. Please send help. I've only got three hours left.[/sp] But really, we've got a date in about two hours where we're just going to wander around the mall for three hours and I'm excited as I can be because she's really a nice girl and she's really cute as well and this is just also really helping me feel like someone actually does care about me- though admittedly a lot of other people have also been helping with that as well- which, after what I've been going through recently, is something that I really needed. Last week Friday, the fifth, I was considering suicide because I'd lost another one of my close friends. I don't know why I didn't, but I'm really glad I didn't now. For all of you out there that are depressed and may be reading this, think of it this way: I'm a giant fucking nerd and I've still managed to find someone. I believe in y'all.
I'm starting to feel the Valentine's Day blues even though I thought I'd be fine Just once, I'd like to actually spend Valentine's Day with someone
[QUOTE=splenda;49740027]Go tomorrow, the chocolate will be more expensive today.[/QUOTE] I had no choice, shopping bus at my college only runs today. I got plenty of chocolate though [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49740447]I'm starting to feel the Valentine's Day blues even though I thought I'd be fine Just once, I'd like to actually spend Valentine's Day with someone[/QUOTE] Just buy a bunch of chocolate and nutella, thats what I do
[QUOTE=thecubanpimp;49740166]after peeing i always make a sort of "diaper" with toilet paper that i keep for a few minutes because no matter how much i shake my COCK, the last drip always ends in the pants[/QUOTE] dude you wear underwear once a day (i hope). nobody's going to see the few drops of piss in your underwear [I]under your pants[/I] for the 1-2 hours it'll be in liquid form before it 'disappears', and you'll (hopefully) change your underwear for the next day.
[QUOTE=Qaus;49741830]dude you wear underwear once a day (i hope). nobody's going to see the few drops of piss in your underwear [I]under your pants[/I] for the 1-2 hours it'll be in liquid form before it 'disappears', and you'll (hopefully) change your underwear for the next day.[/QUOTE] More like 1-2 minutes, drops evaporate basically instantly, especially at body temperature.
oh yeah [t]http://i.imgur.com/UJE3KSc.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/3ovhCMh.png[/t] so this happened today
[QUOTE=Khameleon029;49739859]I had red sjw-like hair for 2 months, not because i wanted it (it was supposed to be purple) but because the hairdresser fucked up really bad, and i didnt cover it inmediately because my mother wanted me to wear it at least during the vacations :'l[/QUOTE] There's a girl on the bus I take who has long curly black hair with an [i][b]awful[/b][/i] green dip dye that faded to a nasty pukeish color. I felt bad for her until I realized she likes to sit in the disabled area and never gives up her seat for elderly people, even if the whole rest of the bus is empty. An awful dye to match her awful personality, I presume
I dyed my hair black once. Worst decision I ever made. I just wanted people to stop making fun of me for being a ginger. They just found new things to make fun of.
I once got blond highlights when I was younger. Those were dark times. I have been wanting to try out another hair color for awhile. But I just don't think I will look good in anything other then my natural hair color.
I'd love to try a new hair color but unfortunately I have dark brown, straight hair. So if I try blonde, it'll look bizarrely feminine, if I try black it'll look emo, and if I try red, well. It'd be terrible. I might try a lighter brown, though. [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] Today's mostly been pretty good but I did have to have the obligatory 'hey happy valentine's day' 'aw thanks, and thank you for being my friend <3' 'aw thank you too <3' conversation with my best friend who I'm crushing on hard and it was painful
Having gone through enough events and changes it feels like the depression that has haunted me for years is finally leaving. I consider myself a christian now, and I find it to be a beneficial thing to me, even if He exists or not. Everything seems to be slowly coming together and I feel like I have agency and control over my life once more.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49743240]There's a girl on the bus I take who has long curly black hair with an [i][b]awful[/b][/i] green dip dye that faded to a nasty pukeish color. I felt bad for her until I realized she likes to sit in the disabled area and never gives up her seat for elderly people, even if the whole rest of the bus is empty. An awful dye to match her awful personality, I presume[/QUOTE] she could be one of those people that self-diagnoses and thinks she has a disability lol
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49743661]Having gone through enough events and changes it feels like the depression that has haunted me for years is finally leaving. I consider myself a christian now, and I find it to be a beneficial thing to me, even if He exists or not. Everything seems to be slowly coming together and I feel like I have agency and control over my life once more.[/QUOTE] How recently was 'now'? Just wondering. [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] On the topic of hair, mine looks like [URL="http://content.latest-hairstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Long-Brown-Highlighted-Hair-with-Curls-Side-View.jpg"]this[/URL], but I keep it in a ponytail all the time.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49744490]How recently was 'now'? Just wondering. [editline]14th February 2016[/editline] On the topic of hair, mine looks like [URL="http://content.latest-hairstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Long-Brown-Highlighted-Hair-with-Curls-Side-View.jpg"]this[/URL], but I keep it in a ponytail all the time.[/QUOTE] Today, although it's been an ongoing thought for some months
I was born with red hair, had blonde hair until around 4th grade, and then I've had brown hair since. I kinda miss the blonde hair, it looked nice on me. It was just the right amount.
Sometimes when I'm alone eat something [b]really[/b] good I let out a silent [i]"allah akbar"[/i]. [sp]I'm not a muslim. Despite flagdog.[/sp]
"Allahu snackbar"
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