• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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i may be socially inept and extremely clueless at times but at least I never [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1490393&p=48987353&viewfull=1#post48987353]openly discuss my strange fetishes and shit like that[/url]
[QUOTE=Recurracy;48989143]i may be socially inept and extremely clueless at times but at least I never [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1490393&p=48987353&viewfull=1#post48987353]openly discuss my strange fetishes and shit like that[/url][/QUOTE] I have no words
I guess I see a lot of myself in this girl, namely the loneliness. But she claims to not trust anyone, and is why she isn't giving any proof she's actually a hot-ass girl. It frustrates me a little bit. I probably won't be able to find any other girl online either :v:
Part of the reason I've been messing with guys increasingly so is because of how easy and thirsty guys are. It's given me some perspective with how girls feel when they get a bunch of guys wanting to fuck then. Though it does kinda flatter me knowing that.
[QUOTE=kijji;48989171]I guess I see a lot of myself in this girl, namely the loneliness. But she claims to not trust anyone, and is why she isn't giving any proof she's actually a hot-ass girl. It frustrates me a little bit. I probably won't be able to find any other girl online either :v:[/QUOTE] If you like chit chatting and spending time with her and so on does it matter how she looks in the end? We all will get old and look like my scrotes one day.
[QUOTE=Booker K;48989177]pretty sure thats satire[/QUOTE] yeah apparently so, i'm really bad at picking it up, especially when someone pulls this shit off
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48989184]If you like chit chatting and spending time with her and so on does it matter how she looks in the end? We all will get old and look like my scrotes one day.[/QUOTE] It's just the fact that she doesn't trust someone who she apparently loves that gets me. She says a hacker's mindset changed her. u wot
I'm still searching for a job [sp] and a fucking girlfriend[/sp] ... so anyways... This morning when I was at the track running; I [I]think[/I] some old people called the cops on me or something because there was an officer who was staring at me... I was the only one at the track this morning. That track is nutorious for having this gang of shithead punks who go and drink/blast music. Although I've gone there enough and they should recognize me as a regular by now. (The track is outside this senior center and there's some old people that go and walk laps in the mornings/afternoons.) I stopped running and did some stretches/checked my ipod and I looked up and this officer was outside his patrol car staring at me. I felt intimidated. I mean I never even do anything wrong and I just wanted him to approach me already so I could explain I was just working out.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48989176]this is probably why i like anal it was slow and just magical every time[/QUOTE] I'd imagine anal would be quite good during slow sex, but (unfortunately?) both my ex and current girlfriend are very not with anal, for their own seperate reasons Personally I don't mind, but it's always something to try. You never know!
Looking through the sexual stuff on the last few pages of this thread, why label your sexuality? It's just pleasure. Sure, you might prefer guys over girls or the other way around, but most of the time it's pleasure either way. I might be completely wrong about this, but I recall from a friend telling me that either romans or greeks just fucked and really didn't care either way. They had their preferences, but it was just sex.
[QUOTE=cartman300;48987311]While we're talking about dicks, i shave mine.[/QUOTE] Wait, you have hair on the actual dick itself? That is possible?
Because you have to. Better to know who you are and be comfortable about yourself. People are super afraid of the thought of being remotely gay
[QUOTE=matt000024;48989550]Wait, you have hair on the actual dick itself? That is possible?[/QUOTE] Your shaft is part of your dick and hair can grow on it.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48989606]Your shaft is part of your dick and hair can grow on it.[/QUOTE] Ah, when you said the dick itself I was picturing like hair starting an inch away from your tip.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48989606]Your shaft is part of your dick and hair can grow on it.[/QUOTE] I hate when hair grows there
I have a normal sexuality. I am one boring person compared to some of you.
[QUOTE=SwedishSpy;48988699]Since sexual stuff seems to be the topic now.... I was masturbating earlier today and would stop doing it just before I was about to cum and I do this a couple of times (I don't remember what this is called). So I finally cum and it was so explosive that some of it ricocheted of the paper I was holding to catch it and landed on my keyboard. I have never had such a powerful ejaculation before.[/QUOTE] It's some good shit, I once hit the ceiling and didn't realize it until it started dripping onto my desk. For all the normal people: :thisthread: [editline]26th October 2015[/editline] My most favorite google feature. [vid]https://s.gvid.me/s/2015/10/26/AhL575.webm[/vid]
[QUOTE=glitchvid;48990295]It's some good shit, I once hit the ceiling and didn't realize it until it started dripping onto my desk.[/QUOTE] How high are your ceilings exactly? Are we speaking cathedral-style or just normal room height?
[QUOTE=glitchvid;48990295]I once hit the ceiling and didn't realize it until it started dripping onto my desk.][/QUOTE] :what: Out of morbid curiosity, can I ask how you managed that?
[QUOTE=Vaught;48989010]you'll learn in time. eventually you'll be able to edge for like 30 minutes. at that point it sorta becomes a mind-numbing experience but still[/QUOTE] I am extremely relieved to know that I'm not a weirdo for doing this [sp]though I do it for... quite a bit longer than that.[/sp]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48988920]I get that entirely. :) again it's unique and different for anyone! Being [sp]pegged is not the same as actual anal imo[/sp] same spot sure but with toys and with a chick. This threads still goimg about it.[/QUOTE] it felt good to get that off my chest, because that shit has been bottled up waaay too long.
whenever I talk about my personal life I always manage to make it sound like a sob story begging for pity. I don't even intend for it to happen. I don't want it to happen, but it always does, and I come out as an attention seeking cunt every time. I don't want people to pity me. I don't want that kind of attention. Sometimes, I'm just getting shit off my chest and then I'm accused of begging for pity. a notable example of this is when someone asked me why I hate my life sometimes, so I talk about things that have made me who I am today, then they ask why I told them that, and then they proceeded to say I wanted people to pity me. why the fuck would you ask me why I hate my life sometimes if you're just going to call me an attention seeking asshole seeking pity? i just need to stop answering questions like that. [sp]no this is not a sob story no i do not want your pity[/sp]
It felt a little good to get my gayness out there since all I've done the past few days were hooking up with guys on Grindr but had to bottle it. It made me feel [i]slightly[/i] better Though my depression came back anyways.
[QUOTE=kijji;48989171]But she claims to not trust anyone, and is why she isn't giving any proof she's actually a hot-ass girl. It frustrates me a little bit.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]She also claims to be a 6 foot 5 hermaphrodite with a 15 inch penis and a bangin' body; she refuses to give proof that she is who she says she is.[/QUOTE] cough because the very very few hermaphrodites that actually exist and have not gone through surgery don't have 15 inch penises cough Like are you okay with meeting a girl or meeting a guy? Because you're meeting one or the other if you ever visit this person and chances are it's either a big scam or someone seriously fucked up who needs actual therapy.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;48990866]Like are you okay with meeting a girl or meeting a guy? Because you're meeting one or the other if you ever visit this person and chances are it's either a big scam or someone seriously fucked up who needs actual therapy.[/QUOTE]Sounds more like something that started as a joke, but they kept around to avoid talking about who they really are. I've done similar things for the same reason. [sp]I always say at least 20 inches though. Just to be safe.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Jrose14;48990553]I am extremely relieved to know that I'm not a weirdo for doing this [sp]though I do it for... quite a bit longer than that.[/sp][/QUOTE] hey more power to you, the longer the better :v:
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48990888]15 inch penis is pretty pretty big[/QUOTE] I don't even think I have that much butt
I'm incredibly lonely and feel alone in general, prolly why I trust a "fake girl" online fuck this is making me sad
[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;48990510]How high are your ceilings exactly? Are we speaking cathedral-style or just normal room height?[/QUOTE] It was in my old room, so I'd say it was probably 3~4 feet (So around 1 meter~) above my dick, to the angled ceiling. [QUOTE=nomad1;48990525]:what: Out of morbid curiosity, can I ask how you managed that?[/QUOTE] Edging, it was also a comparative dry "load" so it went further. That's nothing though, edging on good shit for 2~4 hours without cumming, gets something like a fire hose (not literally, but use your imagination :fap:). [editline]26th October 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=kijji;48991062]I'm incredibly lonely and feel alone in general, prolly why I trust a "fake girl" online fuck this is making me sad[/QUOTE] It probably is a fake girl, but if it makes you feel happier being able to talk to someone, I don't see a reason why not. My closest friends are all guys I've known online for years; I've stopped a couple of them from committing suicide, helped them get girlfriends, feel happier about their achievements.
Thing is, "she" isn't exactly helping when she calls me a fucking retard, an idiot, etc amd tells me to think differently aka more positive like, she says she knows the pain I go through everyday, but she doesn't
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