Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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My family too suffer from alcoholism, and I am not completly sure if I suffer from it as well.
I'm supposed to be doing homework right now but instead I'm browsing facepunch.
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;48993714]I'm supposed to be doing homework right now but instead I'm browsing facepunch.[/QUOTE]
I am supposed to be reading my lab manual to prepare for bio lab, but like you, I am browsing facepunch.
I speak in one tone of voice and that's it. No matter what emotion I have.
I accidentally find myself treating women on the internet as more special than everyone else, it's sexist as fuck and I feel awful about it. I don't have any problems with this in real life, it's just hard to break out of the mindset of the internet's overwhelming male default.
I think I'm getting addicted to Grindr, constantly checking it to see guys trying to get me out of my clothes. It's a very satisfying feeling to feel lusted for.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;48994661]I accidentally find myself treating women on the internet as more special than everyone else, it's sexist as fuck and I feel awful about it. I don't have any problems with this in real life, it's just hard to break out of the mindset of the internet's overwhelming male default.[/QUOTE]
I do it as well, mostly because I have a little sister and being (maybe) teh homosex I always notice how obvious and weird some straight men can be. So it engages my protective instinct and I get pointlessly involved and turn into a fuckin white knight
its no good. I should stop.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48993621]I really want a burger.[/QUOTE]
you sick fuck
I now know what it means to [I]netflix and chill[/I]
I still want a burger
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48997140]I still want a burger[/QUOTE]
ill make you a burger if you bake the bread
i tend to get really passionate when talking to people about stuff like music, which most of the time leads to them not responding because i go on some sort of tangent/say something awkward.
it honestly discourages me from talking to people/makes me want to distance myself from them when that happens, but i suppose that's my fault for getting attached to stuff on an emotional level.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;48997197]ill make you a burger if you bake the bread[/QUOTE]
i actually made bread today
italian bread. its fucking delicious
[QUOTE=Booker K;48997475]i don't like to use automatic flushing toilets in public restrooms
im always afraid they're gonna flush on me while im sitting down and it makes me uncomfortable
i don't have a problem with automatic urinals though[/QUOTE]
I'm always afraid my phone or wallet might drop into the water and get flushed away. Public toilets will flush anything that goes into it.
I ate out my girlfriends ass the other day. Idk how I feel about it
When I dodge people, I have a tendency to make little noises as I do so. I end up saying stuff like "whoop", "yip", and "hup".
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48997567]I'm always afraid my phone or wallet might drop into the water and get flushed away. Public toilets will flush anything that goes into it.[/QUOTE]
I absolutely [I]cannot[/I] hold my cell phone out while standing next to street drain grates. I play a scenario in my head of me dropping it in there and I start getting paranoid that my hands will betray me. It's torture.
I just had a chat with myself in front of the mirror. For a quite a while now, I've been operating on the assumption that everyone hates me unless otherwise stated. I realise that this is an extremely unhealthy approach to social interactions, and I will only come off as a dick. It's still a bit too early in my life to make assumptions like this, as I still have many years ahead of me to correct myself. I shouldn't be trying to convince myself that I am a cunt, as it simply reduces my overall confidence. I can't assume that I am just a total asshole with no social capabilities, as I also realise that I actually find very little trouble actually communicating with people after spending a bit of time with them. Just because I can't please everyone, it doesn't mean I can't please anyone. I am not the social failure I kept telling myself I was. I am not the cunt I kept telling myself I was. I simply had an unfortunate experience in primary school, and I've finally become friends with the people involved. I can't let the past hold me back. I've started to realise that people do in fact have other friends, and just because I don't really hang out with any specific group outside of lessons doesn't mean I have no friends at all. I can't be the perfect socialite that everyone loves, because pleasing 7.5 billion people is a fucking difficult task.
I need to snap out of whoever I've made myself, and just be me.
Thanks, mirror :v:
sometimes I forget to breathe
[QUOTE=VietRooster2;48997301]i tend to get really passionate when talking to people about stuff like music, which most of the time leads to them not responding because i go on some sort of tangent/say something awkward.
it honestly discourages me from talking to people/makes me want to distance myself from them when that happens, but i suppose that's my fault for getting attached to stuff on an emotional level.[/QUOTE]
I know the feeling, people probably view us like Patrick Bateman:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1mSJpOBXFU[/media]
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;48998617]sometimes I forget to breathe[/QUOTE]
Whenever I read the word "breath" I start breathing manually.
I just had a hallucination for a few tiny seconds immediately after waking up from a nightmare... It was a rediculously impossible huge ass fucking spider dancing around me and I woke up seeing it and I was physically throwing my body around violently to try & kill it. :0(
As 12 year old kid:
Once, I was returning home, and just out of no reason set neighbors mailbox on fire, then kept walking into the apartment hall and that neighbor who's box I just set on fire walked out at that specific moment, all I said was: Good evening and ran like motherfucker 10 flights of stairs up and locked myself in and hit under bed as they came running after me after few seconds.
Childhood was fun, I am surprised I am alive sometimes :v:
I don't now how some people here can post so much.
Same
Speaking of hallucinations..
Earlier this morning when it was still dark, I went to take a shit and I never turn on the lights when it's still dark because I would wake up and then it'd be impossible to fall asleep again.
Anyway as I was sitting there I was just looking at one spot, and for some reason I was suddenly in a wheat field on a nice sunny day. Unfortunately it all disappeared right after I looked around.
Still the best shit ever.
I dreamt that I was trying to fall asleep.
man I have a million and one weird sex confessions but I am way too uncomfortable with sharing my sexuality publicly at this point
hey that's a confession in itself, when I was younger I was really open with sexuality but then I became extremely cagey as I got older and now I'm trying my best to break that discomfort down so I can chisel myself in to a sexually healthy (if extremely extremely [I]extremely[/I] kinky) person
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48999810]man I have a million and one weird sex confessions but I am way too uncomfortable with sharing my sexuality publicly at this point
hey that's a confession in itself, when I was younger I was really open with sexuality but then I became extremely cagey as I got older and now I'm trying my best to break that discomfort down so I can chisel myself in to a sexually healthy (if extremely extremely [I]extremely[/I] kinky) person[/QUOTE]
Im so intrigued!
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48997331]i got mince in my freezer
i can make home made burgers if you like[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vaught;48997528]i actually made bread today
italian bread. its fucking delicious[/QUOTE]Currently eating burgers with Italian bread as I'm reading all this. The fuck
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