Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I once pissed on my dog
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;48914126]I once pissed on my dog[/QUOTE]
you what
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;48914126]I once pissed on my dog[/QUOTE]
But why?
I'm starring at my dog and think that one day, he will jumpscare at me.
[QUOTE=Davidn64;48914315]I'm starring at my dog and think that one day, he will jumpscare at me.[/QUOTE]
as long as you don't piss on him he won't
I seriously believe when dogs look up at a corner and stare at it.... They're looking at ghosts or demons.
I have a really big crush one of my teachers here in school despite me being 18.
Like, I can't help it because she's nice, understanding, enthusiastic, atractive and young (in comparison to most teachers).
[editline]16th October 2015[/editline]
I'd never try to go anywhere with it though, that'd be wrong.
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;48914979]I have a really big crush one of my teachers here in school despite me being 18.
Like, I can't help it because she's nice, understanding, enthusiastic, atractive and young (in comparison to most teachers).
[editline]16th October 2015[/editline]
I'd never try to go anywhere with it though, that'd be wrong.[/QUOTE]
When you leave, get in touch with her over facebook.
Although it was horrendous for me. I slept with one of my teachers after school because of facebook.
I pee in the shower
My friend gets really angry/actually sad if I bring up that crossguard lightsaber with the 2 smaller beams in the new Star Wars movie. Its existence screws with him for some reason because he thinks it's stupid
[editline]16th October 2015[/editline]
I didn't make it past Firelink shrine in dark souls 1 for 2 1/2 hours because I tried to beat the skeleton area
I'm pansexual but I don't tell anyone of my sexuality for the most part because of the explanation that comes with it
I just keep it to myself because it's just easier
Gettin' drunk last night, or at least talking with an old friend fixed my heartache about that girl. Listening to Skillet songs also help, but not necessary. I had no problem going through exams this week so this means I was able to prioritize university over shitty feelings.
We talked about this situation with my friend, and the conclusion is that she needs a bit more time to get through her ex, and even then I shouldn't just give up. She knew that I love her so I don't know if my messages matter anything, but at least we continue to talk like nothing happened at all. I understand her and wait patiently. My friend arranges a party at home at the end of october which we all know about and she comes to the party so we can finally drink together. At least I won't make the same mistake of working my fantasies really up like before, even tho my mind still makes up dreams of holding each other and kissing passionately.
I could take this shit to the Super Friendly Social and Love thread, but I am not asking for anything. I have friends who I can talk about this and all I have to do is chill. Don't worry. Confessions of the deep spaghetti of thoughts are still just confessions, I will update more as the story develops. The only question is, is it worth all my trouble? Whatever its worth is, we will only get to know when we have results. Thus chill.
[QUOTE=Joccy;48916637]I'm pansexual but I don't tell anyone of my sexuality for the most part because of the explanation that comes with it
I just keep it to myself because it's just easier[/QUOTE]
Question, why wouldn't you keep your sexuality to yourself to being with, excuse me for being literally taught by internet but do really normally people go around waving their sexuality around?
Here's another confession: I haven't fapped in a month or more.
[QUOTE=ichiman94;48917302]Gettin' drunk last night, or at least talking with an old friend fixed my heartache about that girl. Listening to Skillet songs also help, but not necessary. I had no problem going through exams this week so this means I was able to prioritize university over shitty feelings.
We talked about this situation with my friend, and the conclusion is that she needs a bit more time to get through her ex, and even then I shouldn't just give up. She knew that I love her so I don't know if my messages matter anything, but at least we continue to talk like nothing happened at all. I understand her and wait patiently. My friend arranges a party at home at the end of october which we all know about and she comes to the party so we can finally drink together. At least I won't make the same mistake of working my fantasies really up like before, even tho my mind still makes up dreams of holding each other and kissing passionately.
I could take this shit to the Super Friendly Social and Love thread, but I am not asking for anything. I have friends who I can talk about this and all I have to do is chill. Don't worry. Confessions of the deep spaghetti of thoughts are still just confessions, I will update more as the story develops. The only question is, is it worth all my trouble? Whatever its worth is, we will only get to know when we have results. Thus chill.[/QUOTE]
This is a thread for confessions, so confess away, its all welcome here.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't self-medicated and naturally happy.
I think someone said it before in another version of this thread. I'd love to be part of video game development, but ever since my game design class last year I realized that it was leagues above me. Much as that sucks, I still want to do this, in a sort of "hands off" way.
I still to this way come up with concept ideas for new games or mods of popular PC games and keep them somewhere. I wish there was a way to get them through to people without feeling forced or ridiculous.
[QUOTE=ichiman94;48917472]Here's another confession: I haven't fapped in a month or more.[/QUOTE]
What I wouldn't do to have that kind of willpower and determination
My date failed because apparently girl I went on a date with is in love with her brother.
I spent 3 hours listening about her describing and seeking advice how to get him to be her bf (because I am a guy apparently and I know how guys think).
I am so fucking done looking for dates on internet.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48920040]Whoa.[/QUOTE]
Yeah that was kinda awkward to sit and listen.
Unfortunately I am not a rude asshat to just run off :<
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48919992]My date failed because apparently girl I went on a date with is in love with her brother.
I spent 3 hours listening about her describing and seeking advice how to get him to be her bf (because I am a guy apparently and I know how guys think).
I am so fucking done looking for dates on internet.[/QUOTE]
Get in on it
I made a new friend which is nice. I don't know him too much having met him recently, but when spanish class ended, (my first period), he said "you're a good kid man, don't come to school on Monday" or some variation of that. I couldn't tell if he was joking, like it didn't sound sarcastic or anything. I'm just gonna assume hes fucking around
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;48921168]I made a new friend which is nice. I don't know him too much having met him recently, but when spanish class ended, (my first period), he said "you're a good kid man, don't come to school on Monday" or some variation of that. I couldn't tell if he was joking, like it didn't sound sarcastic or anything. I'm just gonna assume hes fucking around[/QUOTE]
Well there was that thing on 4chan supposedly posted by a school shooter the day before. Saying something similar like that. I'd be paranoid as fuck tbh.
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;48921237]Well there was that thing on 4chan supposedly posted by a school shooter the day before. Saying something similar like that. I'd be paranoid as fuck tbh.[/QUOTE]
he sounded kinda sincere when he said it, and pat my shoulder. i was paranoid for like 10 minutes tops, but he was probably just fucking around, at least that's what id rather believe. at the time i felt like it would be overreacting if i told security or whoever
[QUOTE=Paramud;48920499]Get in on it[/QUOTE]
it's only incest if the siblings touch
I love weapon inspect animations for some weird reason.
It's starting to get to the point where I 100% expect every modern 2015 shooter to have them despite being an insignificant, 100% aesthetic thing.
i had my wisdom teeth removed and i've been on pain meds for most of the week. i think they're also having an effect on my sexual stamina, i can just keep on going and going and going and going and never finish
at least my gf likes it i guess
[QUOTE=greeley;48915105]When you leave, get in touch with her over facebook.
Although it was horrendous for me. I slept with one of my teachers after school because of facebook.[/QUOTE]
That takes some...guts, I guess
Also, it sounds impossibly awkward
I consider myself a professional at flinging underwear with my foot
Always lands where I want it
[QUOTE=Scratch.;48922572]I consider myself a professional at flinging underwear with my foot
Always lands where I want it[/QUOTE]
I do this, but with basically anything. Thigh highs, jeans, socks, shoes.
Elasticated panties work weirdly well, can slingshot them across my room.
Fun but kinda weird now I think about it.
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