• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I complain about my problems on the internet because I usually get yelled at for talking about it to my family.
I have very little to almost no friends in real life and I really like weird and quirky people more so than normal generic people with the same hobbies. It's interesting to see people be so diverse and involved in completely different interests and hobbies, especially when it's based off the internet and they understand lingo and references.
I dreamt a giant cloud of flies was swarming torwards me and they were all around me and when i woke up i could still hear them for like a second or 2 i was so fucking scared :nope:
I'm optimistic, outgoing, and showy on the Internet. Yet in real life I rarely ever even speak to others unless spoken to.
I dream a lot and I dream very vividly, a single night's worth of dreams would take ages to write down in detail and stuff. It's one of my dreams (heh) to actually use them as material for something like a game. But I have terrible memory, and when I wake up I can usually only remember bits and pieces and the fact that I had way too much fun, but I don't remember what I dreamt about :disappoint: Now for my confession: While going comatose terrifies me, as I don't know how much of myself I would retain, I wouldn't mind sleeping forever if I would have the [I]absolute[/I] control over my dreams. Not that I actively want to sleep endlessly, but I'm one of those people who would take the blue pill without care.
At this point the only way I could ever have a vivid dream is if I force one. Several times I've tried the trick of concentrating on something before bed so I'll dream about that, but it doesn't work for me.
[QUOTE=Killajax;49000410]I'm optimistic, outgoing, and showy on the Internet. Yet in real life I rarely ever even speak to others unless spoken to.[/QUOTE] Being negative all the time will just make people not talk to you. I act happy and outgoing a lot on the internet although in reality I'm a recluse, but I suppose it makes me more approachable.
I've grown just under a centimetre and gained 3kg, lovely.
Honestly I can't really think of anything to describe myself as other than a broken toy.
So I've come to realize that porn and sex are such a large part of me, which is why it's hard to talk to other about it irl so I keep a lot of things to myself. Also my parents know I'm bi
one of my favorite songs [video=youtube;_bFC2ILLOVU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFC2ILLOVU[/video]
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49000828]So I've come to realize that porn and sex are such a large part of me, which is why it's hard to talk to other about it irl so I keep a lot of things to myself. Also my parents know I'm bi[/QUOTE] Mind if I ask how "porn and sex" are big part of you?
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49000860]Mind if I ask how "porn and sex" are big part of you?[/QUOTE] I spend a lot of time looking at sexual content, and more recently hooking up Kinks and fetishes are a topic I really like discussing, but you're extremely limited with where you can freely talk about it because it's taboo And before anyone worries, I'm not going to discuss it here like that Undertale guy did. I know when and where the time is appropriate.
Since about twenty minutes ago I've stopped caring about my job and lost pretty much all respect for my clients. I just want to get paid, I couldn't give less of a rats ass about what happens so long as I don't lose my job.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49000886]I spend a lot of time looking at sexual content, and more recently hooking up Kinks and fetishes are a topic I really like discussing, but you're extremely limited with where you can freely talk about it because it's taboo And before anyone worries, I'm not going to discuss it here like that Undertale guy did. I know when and where the time is appropriate.[/QUOTE] Just don't go and throw "anal vore party" for your family and relatives. [editline]28th October 2015[/editline] Also porn and sex being big part of you I thought you made homemade porn or something.
I meant more that I'm just a very sexual person, but no one else in my family is. I don't even know if my brother looks at porn. He is much more interested in things other than sex. [QUOTE=Combine 177;49000935]Also porn and sex being big part of you I thought you made homemade porn or something.[/QUOTE] I wish
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49000944][QUOTE=Combine 177;49000935]Also porn and sex being big part of you I thought you made homemade porn or something.[/QUOTE] I wish[/QUOTE] I considered this, i don't know how to feel about it.
[QUOTE=cartman300;49000984]I considered this, i don't know how to feel about it.[/QUOTE] I bet as just someone manage to make living from "Let's plays" someone can go and manage make living from doing homemade porn.
[QUOTE=cartman300;49000984]I considered this, i don't know how to feel about it.[/QUOTE] Okay here's another confession: I've masturbated to myself
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49001036]Okay here's another confession: I've masturbated to myself[/QUOTE] What about have you sucked yourself and even shoved your dick in your own butt?
Something that disturbs me is how I'm so stoic about death. It's not on a 'I don't care' sort of level, it's just simply that I don't feel any form of sadness about it. I acknowledge it and just go along my days as if nothing happened.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49001058]This is getting slightly steamy again.[/QUOTE] I can't help but be sexual
I was almost tricked into a threesome by my best friend's ex and a friend of her when I was drunk. I managed to gain enough sense at the last minute to decline with a big no. She had previously tried to bait me into meeting her several times, trying to get me to her house after my friend broke up with her. None of it was cool. The fact that I was almost taken advantage of like that makes me feel uncomfortable.
I'm losing my vision very slowly and need to get glasses.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;49001186]I'm losing my vision very slowly and need to get glasses.[/QUOTE] Welcome to the club.
I might be developing a problem with alcohol.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;49001186]I'm losing my vision very slowly and need to get glasses.[/QUOTE] Its not so bad. Glasses are functional and stylish. Can even get contacts with cool designs on them if you want.
I don't know how to make/keep friends. I haven't even spoken to anybody in person who wasn't a family member in a year and a half. That's excluding the people who work where I do, since I just say hello when I get there and goodbye when they leave, if they tell me they're going. It's really hard for me to start conversations and nobody wants to start a conversation with me. I'm shit at expressing myself, and apparently I give off the impression that I'm way too into the things that I like, marking me as a creep in their mind or something like that. Also this post took 40 minutes to write because I'm so terrible at communicating
Speaking of which, I had a weird dream about a pair of contacts that let you feel what the another person was feeling, even down to physical touch. Made me glad I'm a glasses person. :scream:
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49001325]TBH glasses make people to me at least more attractive and more serious[/QUOTE] I think I look better with glasses on.
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