Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;49003515]Cut 2 eyeholes in a sheet and you're a spoopy ghoast[/QUOTE]
Tbh parents would kill me for doing that.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49003524]Tbh parents would kill me for doing that.[/QUOTE]
If they do then you can haunt 'em
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49003524]Tbh parents would kill me for doing that.[/QUOTE]
find a weirdly yellow and brown sheet
now you're a racially insensitive ghost
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49003524]Tbh parents would kill me for doing that.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you can cut a neck and two arm holes. Then get some paint for the sheet and go as a hippie?
[editline]now[/editline]
Run it through the wash with all the colours and THEN use it. Pink ghost, anyone?
[QUOTE=kilerabv;49003534]find a weirdly yellow and brown sheet
now you're a racially insensitive ghost[/QUOTE]
or a ghost that couldnt get to the restroom on chili night
I am a giant idiot
today I went on a tour to my university hospital ( I live several hours form home alone)
I decide to be nice to my mom and message her about my wear abouts and what im doing
unfortunately I didn't have much time
So I just send "I am going to the hospital" (wasn't thinking)
I then have to silence my phone as professors start speaking.
Half hour later, I get this queasy feeling, as if I forgot homework or something
so I go on my phone and check
Of course, my parents have spammed me with messages if I was alright and ok. they were upset to say the least. Of course I was alright and told them so, and they are now extremely angry at me (rightfully so).
If only I wasn't lazy and finished my ODST armor in time I would already have a kick ass costume...
Last night I randomly woke up and punched my girlfriend while she slept. No idea why.
[QUOTE=Aeternal;49003581]Last night I randomly woke up and punched my girlfriend while she slept. No idea why.[/QUOTE]
:wideeye:
[QUOTE=Aeternal;49003581]Last night I randomly woke up and punched my girlfriend while she slept. No idea why.[/QUOTE]
You saw punch buggy in your sleep.
i think about suicide more and more
[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;49003052]I've made porno videos before.[/QUOTE]
Gonna need some evidence to see if you're not lying.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49003906]Gonna need some evidence to see if you're not lying.[/QUOTE]
If you want a video of me poking my butt with a dildo then sure, I'll just go ahead and message it to you on steam now.
If I had to honestly label myself something other than heterosexual, I'd say that I'm pansexual, because I tend to seek sexual gratification in any way (legally) possible.
I actually sometimes still giggle at troll science comics...
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49003636]i think about suicide more and more[/QUOTE]
Certain philosophers argued that the act of suicide is not an escape, or a viable counter, to any of the Absurdities of life&existence, but merely something even "more" absurd.
And if you need help, you gotta seek it dude, somehow.. Little things alone can help.
I also genuinely enjoyed memes until freshman year of highschool.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49004095]I also genuinely enjoyed memes until freshman year of highschool.[/QUOTE]
The hodgepodge of word splicing that Expand Dong has started is still my favorite web joke.
I enjoy memes
Give me the death I deserve
fuck it, this one's not that bad, who wants a sex confession
my first ever sexual experience (sort of) was with this large girl who [I]tried[/I] to give me a handjob, in the back of her dad's truck, outside, in the middle of winter, while their family kept checking back on us to make sure we weren't doing anything, and she thought the best way to give a handjob was to give it a grip like you've got hulk hands
not suggested, it's the WOOOOOOOOOOOOORST
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49003393]Wtf I'm like, the third most frequent here.
*shrugs* Oh well. I mean there's nuthin wrong with that.
Also another confession:
i still want a burger :0([/QUOTE]
I saw my name in there too, I didn't know I posted THAT much.
I'm not as nice a person as I like to believe.
[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;49004568]I'm not as nice a person as I like to believe.[/QUOTE]
Only you can change that my friend :)
im so focused when playing bass i fucking drool
its not even on purpose either, i could position my head in another way and still end up drooling
When no one's around I tend to make "fat suits" by stuffing stretchy clothes full of comforters and blankets, and afterwards wear them.
[sp]It's very arousing actually.[/sp]
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49003470]Another confession:
I need a last minute halloween costume, I have a $5 dollar budget.
I just don't know what to do.[/QUOTE]
Get some black/dark blue pants, black boots, a heavy belt, a white long-sleeved shirt/t-shirt, and a blue vest. If you can, a prop gun as well, though with the current gun climate in America, I'd keep the gun at home
Congratulations, now you're [URL="http://www.starwars.com/news/diy-han-solo-costume-smuggle-candy-in-style"]Han Solo[/URL]
[QUOTE=someone101001;49005767]I'm very young but I feel too old for halloween[/QUOTE]
Slap on a gorilla mask and go for it.
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;49005422]im so focused when playing bass i fucking drool
its not even on purpose either, i could position my head in another way and still end up drooling[/QUOTE]
oh god i did this to my synth last night
I was really tired and really focused on sequencing the little jam session I was working on and I just sorta drooled right onto my control panel
it was gross.
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