Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I constantly feel like a depressing sack of shit with nothing better to do in my life than to bitch pointlessly about how miserable I am without actually trying to change anything, and I just want to give up. I just want to lie in bed all day, and not move and not get up and just stop existing.
Back in elementary school there was this dance of sorts and I did not know how to dance so I just copied the emotes you could have your character do from Runescape.
I may not be a virgin anymore this weekend
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49006418]question is
dude
or chick
[editline]29th October 2015[/editline]
or is it both[/QUOTE]
A chick
[editline].[/editline]
I've already done a bunch of guys
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49006411]I may not be a virgin anymore this weekend[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49006432]I've already done a bunch of guys[/QUOTE]
The confusion returns
I'm worried about starting a Tinder because I think it'll pull photos off my Facebook to use in my profile, and all my photos have me looking like a doofus. Is this true?
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49006590]I couldn't get into stuff like grindr or tinder. Too nervous.[/QUOTE]
I got interested in Tinder once I learned that people mostly use it to get a quick fluck.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49006590]I couldn't get into stuff like grindr or tinder. Too nervous.[/QUOTE]
I might get a girl because of Grindr ironically enough
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49006627]I got interested in Tinder once I learned that people mostly use it to get a quick fluck.[/QUOTE]
See I wish it was like that where I live. Everyone here isn't.
[QUOTE=T553412;49005751]Get some black/dark blue pants, black boots, a heavy belt, a white long-sleeved shirt/t-shirt, and a blue vest. If you can, a prop gun as well, though with the current gun climate in America, I'd keep the gun at home
Congratulations, now you're [URL="http://www.starwars.com/news/diy-han-solo-costume-smuggle-candy-in-style"]Han Solo[/URL][/QUOTE]
I'm not sure the world is ready for female Han Solo.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;49004079]Certain philosophers argued that the act of suicide is not an escape, or a viable counter, to any of the Absurdities of life&existence, but merely something even "more" absurd.
And if you need help, you gotta seek it dude, somehow.. Little things alone can help.[/QUOTE]
i have appointments with the psych so that's something, unfortunately i had one last monday and i forgot about it, it made me feel really fucking awful
so far they haven't helped either, but i suppose it just takes time
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49006570]I'm worried about starting a Tinder because I think it'll pull photos off my Facebook to use in my profile, and all my photos have me looking like a doofus. Is this true?[/QUOTE]
it pulls from facebook, yes. I had to upload new photos but restrict a few because some of the ones I wanted would've been a bit too gay for denial
its okay. i've met some neat people but my first dating experience with it was not the best and now I'm stuck with a bunch of nice and attractive dudes I feel nothing for. Like, literally just apathy. Its weird.
It can be good, just be careful and go slowly.
I wish that there was a website you could go to or something where you could anonymously ask women questions about women things because there are a lot of things about women I am expected to know due to my age and it's really embarrassing that I don't know them.
Like one time one of my managers at work told me that her and a coworker were on their period at the same time, and she seemed rather baffled that I had never heard of how women sync their periods when they spend enough time together before. I had never heard of such a thing, people don't talk to me, people don't tell me things, how was I to know?
So many questions.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;49007215]I wish that there was a website you could go to or something where you could anonymously ask women questions about women things because there are a lot of things about women I am expected to know due to my age and it's really embarrassing that I don't know them.
Like one time one of my managers at work told me that her and a coworker were on their period at the same time, and she seemed rather baffled that I had never heard of how women sync their periods when they spend enough time together before. I had never heard of such a thing, people don't talk to me, people don't tell me things, how was I to know?
So many questions.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, there's tons of weird things about each sexes bodies that each just assumes the other knows. A lot of women don't know about piss boners, and as you said, lots of guys don't know that girls can have their cycles "sync" with other women.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;49007215]I wish that there was a website you could go to or something where you could anonymously ask women questions about women things because there are a lot of things about women I am expected to know due to my age and it's really embarrassing that I don't know them.
Like one time one of my managers at work told me that her and a coworker were on their period at the same time, and she seemed rather baffled that I had never heard of how women sync their periods when they spend enough time together before. I had never heard of such a thing, people don't talk to me, people don't tell me things, how was I to know?
So many questions.[/QUOTE]
Kinda glad that's not just me, and my complete absence of interaction with the opposite sex. Makes me feel like a 7 yr old when I learn about basic functions of the human body at 23.
I think the confusion between sexes is mutual.
My ex was surprised when I told her that just because a dude has an erection, it doesn't mean he is necessarily horny/wants sex.
[QUOTE=Wunce;49007786]I think the confusion between sexes is mutual.
My ex was surprised when I told her that just because a dude has an erection, it doesn't mean he is necessarily horny/wants sex.[/QUOTE]
Whats worse is when you partner is really horny but you're really not feeling it but you're hard and its just like "but..... but..... do i have to :("
I think i look ok when i look in the mirror but then i open the front camera and i'm like :why:
I literally have the ugliest resting face.
oh yeah speaking of that fake girl, she claimed to be a nymphomaniac
I think I'm friends with a chronic liar :v:
I need to be more cautious about this weekend. Something always cockblocks me at the last moment. It's happened too many times.
[editline]29th October 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=kijji;49008512]oh yeah speaking of that fake girl, she claimed to be a nymphomaniac
I think I'm friends with a chronic liar :v:[/QUOTE]
The girl I mentioned earlier is actually a nymphomaniac
[editline]29th October 2015[/editline]
Optimism rating actually used for optimism instead of gaybows for once
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49004248]fuck it, this one's not that bad, who wants a sex confession
my first ever sexual experience (sort of) was with this large girl who [I]tried[/I] to give me a handjob, in the back of her dad's truck, outside, in the middle of winter, while their family kept checking back on us to make sure we weren't doing anything, and she thought the best way to give a handjob was to give it a grip like you've got hulk hands
not suggested, it's the WOOOOOOOOOOOOORST[/QUOTE]
Large as in she was very tall, or that she was fat? Both instances seem almost impossible to pull off.
I've pretended to be a guy on the internet before just to see what it was like.
Also yes periods can sync up. It's happened to me before.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49008803]I've pretended to be a guy on the internet before just to see what it was like.[/QUOTE]
What's the difference?
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49008831]What's the difference?[/QUOTE]
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49008847]I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
What does it refer to in this sentence?
No I mean I don't get the joke.
What does "what's the difference" mean when I said "ive pretended to be a guy on the internet before"
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49008847]I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
What's so different between being a guy or a girl when no one knows who you are?
I'm genuinely confused.
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